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âAre you trying to test me?â He squinted, as if he were anything close to threatening, before following it with a thoughtful hum. âDepends on how many gifts you give me in return. Iâm not gonna be your sugar daddy⌠or pal, buddy, bro, whatever. Iâm the sugar baby before I ever get one of my ownâŚ. wait.â He paused, crinkling his nose in disgust. âGod, you really are a lesbian, huh? You have terrible taste in men. Anyone with an interest in men would know that there are about fifty other celebrity men that come before Tom Cruise⌠god,â he said, dramatically disturbed by her statement. âNah, get your own ladies. Iâm sure youâre plenty capable, but I need them to like me, only me, and Iâm not letting you ruin that with your charm and good looks.â He shook his head dramatically. âMr. Ed, huh? Convenient.â letting out a quiet laugh, he shrugged. âThe world may never know,â he said simply, pausing briefly. âHey! Good looks should never surpass talent⌠and more good looks. I had both, she had one, and Iâm not telling you which one it was. Ha.â He leaned forward to laugh in her face, before moving on. âDamn, alright, I⌠have been in a movie before.â
âNot if I have to be the one you fight. Iâm professionally pretty, darling.â She just laughed, focusing on her drink and raising an eyebrow at Rory. âDepends on how many you deserve and how nice youâve been to me lately. Like I need a sugar daddy. But if you know any very pretty girls in the market for a sugar momma, you should send them my way,â Hayden decided with a nod, not having the least bit of problem with the idea overall. It wasnât like she didnât have the money. âWhatâs wrong with Tom Cruise? Heâs not bad for his age?â She huffed. âI donât know, I donât do guys. Now if weâre talking female celebrities? I can think of plenty that neither you or any other guy will ever beat for my affections.â Pouting at him, she tried to look more upset than she was. âYou wonât be my wingman? And here I thought we were friends. Aww, trying to charm me into leaving your girls alone. Donât think I donât see that. Itâs working.â She giggled. âI donât know... depends on what youâre doing. I happen to think that talent is superior because even if you get a pretty girl onto a date or into bed... who cares who pretty she is if what comes next is just... boring?â Hayden shot him a look, huffing. âI bet thatâs true. Iâm way ahead Iâll just give you that benefit of the doubt.â













