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@haydenlundy
She is a coworker of mine, sh. Leave her alone, and let her buy my dog food for me. I don’t need five dogs. I wouldn’t say you are wickedly awesome, just have nice hair and brains. It’s not going to work, because I know if you want to go out with me it will be to drag my ass to a pet store.
I'll get to her eventually and tell her to stop doing you favors. That's basically the same as me being wickedly awesome. You don't know that for sure, so you'll still go out.
I have a friend who has a dog, and she spoils her dog with the canned stuff and she buys it like every week. So I just told her if she can pick the pebble stuff for me, and she said she would. hayden you just told me your plan. Now I don’t want to go out with you, hmph
Who's this friend because I might have to talk to her about this favor that she's doing for you. You'll still go out with me because I'm wickedly awesome and you'll want to hang out with me. The plan is still going to work.
My mind was going to a dog leash, but to be honest, any kid of leash sounds kinky. I can. If I do it will you be happy? I am the proof of me being perfect all the time. Are you saying that someone has to be insane to date me? Stop with the maybe.
If I put a dog leash on you in public, people might look at us a little weird. Did you want to try out this kink? I feel it in my bones that you're sending me a message through your words that you want it. I should be a nicer boyfriend and say that's true, but I'm not a nice boyfriend. You said it, not me. Maybe.
I have two puppies right now I think ican refrain because potty training them. But I’m still making someone buy dog food for me, hahava
I'm going to make you go out into the world with me and I'll say we're going to a coffee shop and then I'll take you to the pet store and help you pick out a puppy. How'd you get someone to do it?
Is this leash invisible then? I am pretty certain that I can walk away from this whenever I want to. They don’t know you, so you do it. I am perfect all the time so I am pretty certain you handle it pretty well. I don’t know what you are talking about. Yes, this is one of my sacrifices. Now, what is gonna be yours? Not maybe.
Of course it is, what else kind of leash could it possibly be? Can you, though? You do it. There is no proof of you being perfect all the time. You made a good sacrifice. I already have made a sacrifice. My sanity. Maybe.
Nope. refuse
You will, just you wait.
That is why I’m not getting more.
Oh but you will get another one.
Oh Gosh, don’t get cocky about it! Yeah, pretty much all I want is chocolate cake.
I don't get cocky. It's a valid food to always want.
THEY NEED HOMES AND I HAVE SPACE. THE BABIES NEED LOVE HAYDEN.
You need to learn self control with dogs.
Wow, we should exchange compliments more often I’m feeling pretty great. Please do, you should send me the cards with the cute little voice recordings. That would make my everyday.
Compliments build a good bond between people, I feel it. That's on the top of my list of things to get then.
@haydenlundy: my #wcw is such a loser @victoriajensen
I am not exactly stuck with you, if I want to get out of this relationship I can. I guess I’ll have to then. It’s weird if I call them, so you do it. I think that you are already handling dating someone perfect pretty well, but for the sake of us not breaking up I will just have to be the best. This is all for our relationship. I’ll prove it when it happens. You’ll have to believe me then.
No, I put a leash on you, don't you remember? They were your employees, you do it. I'm not, I'm currently stressing from the brief moment of you deciding that you were perfect. My mum always told me relationships take sacrifices, is this yours? Only maybe.
Okay Happy I found him in a box outside of a store and it was a gloomy day. But his little face was all happy with his tail wagging so he had to be named Happy, duh Hayden. Pleeaaassseeee, Hayden. I’m becoming dog lady
I'm sorry I should have known his name would come from a story like this. I should have read it all over your face and understood immediately. That's my bad. Please, you're already a dog lady.
Friday night is considered part of the weekend though.
More like Saturday morning is considered the weekend.
You didn’t so you’re good! Aw, you’re pretty great too. That you do and don’t worry. I’ll be the nice Sharpay that gives Ryan the trophy and the Juliard slot. I will wear the sparkly dress because Ryan and Sharpay matching is crucial.
I'm good and great and you agreed that I have a dazzling personality. You're the nicest out of my friends, hands down. I appreciate that, I'll send you postcards while I'm at Juliard. Thank you, thank you.
For me you’re one of those smart friends that is always right, so you should feel pretty good about yourself. Exactly that’s my point.
Hell yeah, my time has come. I can see it now.
Because Friday means the weekend is finally here. Saturday’s great, but it also means it’s halfway over.
Friday isn't even considered part of the weekend, so Saturday is just the start if you really think about it.
