Hayley Huffred

28. Lifestyle Blogger

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chvndlcr·:

Chandler looked over at the brunette as she demanded more shots. She was clearly having a night, he noted as he drank his cocktail. But as she explained why the night had been so rough, he couldn’t help but laugh. “How close do you think he was to showing you pictures of his fursuit?”

"This is not funny." Taking the shot, Hayley turned to Chandler and narrowed her eyes. “His what?”

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autumnhornburg·:

“Oh God, that sounds tragic.” Autumn cringed. “Are you planning on seeing him again or…?”

Hayley shook her head, and knocked back one of her shots. “Autumn, I didn’t even make it through the actual date. I bailed as soon as the dice came out.”

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nic-klee·:

“First date? So you met all the friend group? At their play date? Why? Are they, like, codependent or something?” Nic said, already cherishing the randomness of the anectode. Fuck, he’d missed Vesta. 

“I met the whole friend group. And they were in cloaks. Well, some of them. One wasn’t, but she had ears.” Shaking her head, Hayley knocked back her shot. “To give him the benefit of the doubt, I changed the date to tonight from Friday last week and I guess, he always does D&D on Tuesdays and couldn’t miss it.”

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addie-murph·:

“It could have been worse. I’ve definitely been on worse first dates. Oh, there was one where I quickly realized he’d taken me to a cult meeting and they asked me if I was willing to sell my eggs. Besides, isn’t the nerd thing cool now?”

“I’m sorry what?!” Hayley took one of her shots, and pushed the other in front of the blonde. “I think you need this, but I also need this full story. I love a good cult story. And murder story. I mean, basically give me a true crime podcast and we’re good to go.”

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maggiegracepenn·:

Maggie looked over at the brunette as she demanded shots. “I have never played it,” she admitted, “but I would say that it’s not an acceptable first date.” She sipped her own drink as she looked over at Hayley.

Knocking back her first shot, Hayley turned towards the woman. “I haven’t either. Still haven’t I sat down at the table watched the dice start to be rolled and then ran out. I told him my brother was having an emergency. I just... I thought getting drinks meant just drinks.”

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autumnhornburg·:

“What the hell is Dungeons and Dragons? Sounds kinda kinky.”

“It is a board game. Kind of. I don’t really know. All I know, is I met a banker on Tinder and we were supposed to get drinks at the bar. I just did not realize that it was a gaming bar and we were about to sit with his friends and vanquish a Wizard. So I mean, its has the whole roleplay kink I guess?”

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Hayley slapped her hand down on the bar. “Shots. Keep them coming.” Resting her head against the bar, she spoke out loud, not even caring if the person around her heard. “Did you know that Dungeons and Dragons is an acceptable first date? Because I sure as fuck did not.”

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lysataylor·:

“Oh, yeah. Andy was something else, wasn’t he?” Lysa mused, a wistful glint in her eyes as she thought back on the 60s she’d spent mostly in New York, and the local art scene that wouldn’t have been the same without the man who was more or less a living, breathing pop art piece himself. “God, I should probably go for a visit too, it’s been a while. Have I mentioned that I was born there? Great city.” Shaking off the sudden wave of nostalgia that’d hit her, Lysa chuckled. “Right? The dedication with which she wears that coat inside alone makes you wonder the lengths she’d be willing to go to. But if you want to be sure, I suggest you take her for a spin to see the Dracula. I’ve heard people admit to all sorts of things around him. Just ask your brother.” 

Hayley laughed awkwardly, “I mean, I love him but that’s mostly because of the bright colors. Bright makes me happy.” Glancing at his brother’s girlfriend, she sighed softly, “Do you want to come with me? To New York? To see the exhibit? And possibly show me your side of the city?” She figured if the woman was going to be around forever, she might as well make an effort. “Wait... what happened to my brother?”

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annacarpenter·:

Anna was drunk off happiness, quite literally. Breathing was replaced by laughter as the pair continued to talk of their failed flirting attempts. “We’ll have to do an in depth google search on the art of flirting.” Shaking her head and wiggling her finger playfully Anna smirked, “see that’s where you’re wrong, it’s not just really hard, it’s impossible to catch a ghost. As for the ex, there are no feelings there, in fact I think I’m falling for my boss. Which, I know complete rom com disaster right? Good idea on the love potion though.” Anna cheersed the others idea before taking another gulp of the yellow sunshine.

“Do you think there is a class we could take? I can only think of the blog post that would look like. I mean, maybe it might even work. Or better yet, maybe we can make our own class and just redo how flirting works.” Giggling at the thought, Hayley pulled her feet up under her. She felt like a little girl at a sleepover. “Okay, but if it’s impossible then why are you trying? And is it that bad to live in a romcom? That’s like every girl’s dream.” She took another sip of the drink as she returned the cheers. “Or! Just give him the pink drink and run. Maybe he’ll take someone home tonight.”

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bash-stclair·:

“not a dog sitter. i’m a vet tech. pretty sure i’ve given frodo his shots before. then again, frodo isn’t the most original name, so it could have been another dog named frodo.” he reasoned as he glanced down at his new cup. “so, green was a bad idea. that leaves purple, yellow and pink?”

Nodding, Hayley bit her lip. “Sorry. I just... I want a dog, but my lifestyle sucks for one. So the only time that I get to pretend that I have one, is when I kidnap Frodo. He means a bit to me I guess.”  Shaking her head, she laughed. “But how many bull dogs named Frodo?” Nodding, “They’re a lot safer that’s for sure. Unless you want to start a fight tonight.”

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bash-stclair·:

“yeah? a bulldog? what’s their name?” he asked, his eyes lighting up at the thought of a possible patient. “woah, woah, woah. that’s all i’m going to get? you’re not going to tell me what’s in these different colored drinks?”

“Frodo. And you can’t have him, if you’re a dog sitter. He’s mine. I can’t get my own pup so it’s like the kid I can’t have. I spoil the hell out of him, and adore him and no one can take that from me.” Shaking her head, Hayley smirked. “Nope, I’m not sharing any of our secrets. All I’m saying is just leave that green one, and maybe the orange. Definitely the blue. Yeah, leave those three alone.”

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ethanbitty·:

“Oh come on” Ethan laughed at her expression toward the punch, “I mean, the sugar sure doesn’t hurt, but we’re much more sophisticated than downing pixie sticks- honestly I take offense to that candy’s name.” Looking back at Hayley he wondered if the magic had kicked in yet, “how you feeling? Any tingling sensations yet?”

“Did you just say you’re offended by pixie sticks? Please tell me you’re kidding. Because you need to be kidding.” Shrugging her shoulders, she looked at him. “No tingling, but I mean, I feel normal. Am I supposed to feel tingling? Wait. You weren’t kidding. I really am going to end up with a third head. Fuck. That will lose me at least 1,000 followers.”

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maggiegracepenn·:

Maggie was pretty sure that she would’ve flirted with the other woman no matter what she’d been drinking, but it was kind of nice to be able to blame the drink. “Mischevious?” she asked, “I’m not sure burning a whole party of strangers alive is entirely mischevious…” she tailed off. “Though I am impressed by your confidence.”

“Oh dear lord no! I wouldn’t burn the party down with the people inside. I’m not some kind of monster. My kind of fire, it would only tickle a person. Now, the rest of the infrastructure? That could definitely see some damage if I wanted.”

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charlienavarro·:

     At the sound of something of the citrus variety Charlie immediately began eyeing the pink and yellow bottles. “I think I’m a lot like that too. Good looking out.” He thanked her, with a small smile grabbing one of the yellow ones though he doesn’t pop it open just yet. A bit fearful that it might alcoholic so he wanted to pace himself. “Cotton candy?” He questioned as his facial features contort in confusion and disgust. “Isn’t that just sugar? How did they get that wrong?”

Nodding, she smiled. “Always out to help someone when taste buds are involved.” Nodding, she laughed. “Yes, it’s totally sugar. But, it’s kind of like...” she paused for a moment, “You know the bubblegum flavor ice cream at Baskin Robbins? Totally misses the mark? Its kind of like that.”

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bash-stclair·:

“still too young to be a grandma,” he countered before the jealousy finally wore off. now, bash was downright cheery. “i feel great! i haven’t felt this good since… honestly, i couldn’t even tell you.”

“It’s a good thing I’m not a grandma. I’m an aunt. To a bulldog... but still an aunt.” Laughing, Hayley sunk back into her chair and folded her arms. “Good, my work here is done. If I were you, I’d stick with that drink and stay away from the green one. The yellow suits a bit better.” Though did wonder what he would be like had he of grabbed a pink one.

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ohcosmos·:

Cosmo nodded, thinking about the truth behind her words. “I suppose there are pros and cons to everything, even in the most convenient powers. I try to keep a plant alive but my cat either always knocks the pot from the shelf or eats up all the leaves. It’s an impossible feat.” Cosmo laughed at the mental image of a line of energy drinks with A+ blood. “Ah, nothing like that. Though that would be very helpful. There’s this donation system where mortals go and donate their blood for use. Kinda boring but gets the job done.”

“Get catnip, it’ll keep regrowing and you’ll just get them high. It seems like a win win. Plus, if the cat is constantly getting high, they don’t really feel the need to be an asshole.” Raising an eyebrow, Hayley leaned forward, curious. “Tell me more. I mean, that is, if it’s a real bank for vampires. If you’re just robbing the Red Cross, keep me out of it. I don’t need to be an accomplice.”

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bash-stclair·:

“you look like you’re 17. are you old enough to be calling people ‘honey’ like a grandma?” he asked, as he took the drink from her hands. this one was yellow, and as he took a sip, he already felt his mood changing. “wow, gee, thanks! this is great!” he said, unsarcastically. 

“I’m 28 thank you very much.” Hayley scowled, but tried not to let his comment effect her. She knew that once he had something else in him, it would be better. Watching as he drank the yellow liquid, she nodded. “There we go! Now, that’s a better page. Do you feel better?”