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chicken time

One of the great problems of our age is that being in your home is pretty awesome. You can do all your shopping, order food, talk to all your friends, and cultivate ultra-niche tastes in previously unthinkable pornography with several thousand other people also interested in it. You don't have to go outside for anything anymore. Unfortunately, this means that someone very important in your life is being neglected. I speak, of course, of your car.

In our parents' age of car-dependent urban planning, you had to drive a whole bunch to see your friends. Then drive to a movie. Then drive to get burritos. Drive, drive, drive. That meant you got to spend a lot of valuable time with your car, and really know all of its quirks and knocks. Most people spent more time in their car than at home, a true golden age for our civilization.

Things have changed, but that doesn't mean you can't take advantage of this state of affairs. Average mileage is pretty low these days, which means there's a lot of room for additional depreciation priced into your car. Why not drive several hundred miles on the highway today just because you want to? See the world! Street race a cop and spend a night in jail! Stop at random diners along the way, and watch the wait staff try to deal with their first in-person customer in years. You can always bring your phone, and do all that fun internet stuff when you get there.

And let's not forget the greatest advantage of having a car. If you get mad at someone on the internet, you can figure out where they live, and show up on their doorstep. You'll instantly win that argument, I'm telling you right now. That's the kind of thing that you can't do from your phone, at least not until Uber gets really desperate for Q4 revenue and adds "knee-breaking thugs" to their repertoire.

birdsean

#subaru #impreza

fallout-lou-begas

something that i find interesting about independent animation nowadays is that if you don't have studio/streamer backing, you have to release your work yourself on the internet, but you have to do it for free on the internet because virtually nobody is going to be willing to accept a paywall just for one original show, so what you have to do in order to make any money off of it is make all of your money from merchandising, but then this means that you show must be merchandisable and have very toyetic character designs that translate easily to plushies and whatnot, but then you also need to cater your show to people who are disproportionately inclined to buy merchandise like that in the first place so that your sales can be enough to sustain you, which means that even if you want to communicate complex or difficult ideas in your work, your independent animation project must attract (at least on a first impression) and retain viewers who are both very consumerist and very capable of rabid passion, which unfortunately has a single-circle shaped venn diagram with a lot of the most toxic fandom tendencies known to man, and this explains a lot of things about independent animation and its fandoms nowadays I think

fallout-lou-begas

why, i haven't the foggiest notion of what you're talking about

ganymedeshouse

A meow meow

#cat

deadelated

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

deadelated

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

deadelated

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Love how Sharp Objects consistently explores the way the parents prefer the dead children to the living ones because how they are able to perfectly control the image and legacy of the child into something that reflects well on them in the community at the expense of both the true personality of the dead child and the autonomy and well being of their living children

ganymedeshouse

Weird bug

#cat

ghostcashewart

sometimes you get a vision so powerful that you're legally obligated to spend all day executing on it

yenthecat

Today, we replaced the well-loved Cheez-it 🫡

steam is cool half the new games are shit like ntr idol manger and busty cop adventure interspersed with fake ass slop like “zenless zone zero” whatever that is