Hi!

This blog was about Hazel, but now it’s about all 3 of my cats. Enjoy their antics!

[weloveshortvideos]

NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims

[annoyeed]

delete it lmfao

[foointerrupted]

This really turned my day around

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[sevdrag]

I LOVE HER

[kyloren]

Goose in Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck + bonus:

[hazel-themaine]

5-38-2019 // Big eyes to see into your soul

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[okay]

sometimes i wanna be a cat

[welcometojoelsvoid]

Can I have your attention please

Thank you

[hazel-themaine]

1-27-2019 // The closest these two have ever been without fighting. Lasted ~30 seconds. Of course they couldn’t look at the camera at the same time.

[hazel-themaine]

1-27-2019 // Hi hello I’m around. Leo tried to catch shadows on the wall but cant jump.

[hazel-themaine]

7-23-2018 // Hazel and Leo appreciation post

[uchidachi]

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

[wizardyangst]

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

[between-stars-and-waves]

:-D

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WHAT A GOOD VIDEO

[world-of-cats]

[fuocogo]

The hero we need

[old-friends-fan-page]

Fair winds and following seas Captain :(

[agent-yolk]

[digitised-celluloid]

Kedi. Dir. Ceyda Torun. 2016.

[hazel-themaine]

2-17-2018 // Hazel basically lives at The Boyfriend’s House now. There’s two other cats, Cammie and Leo, who she doesn’t like but tolerates. Leo is creepin’ in the back here. Our next big adventure is grad school! I’m gonna be a student again!

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[corvigae]

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

[fire-is-her-water]

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[wizardshark]

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats