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Worry not fragile one all gifts are accepted by Aranaktu. Well over 18

[somemerchant]

She press on my button till I [loud incorrect buzzer noise]

[wheelie-sick]

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

[wheelie-sick]

I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?

and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.

[headspace-hotel]

cops r Some Guy with a Gun

do we want Some Guy with a Gun in this situation? answer is usually "NO"

[uncivilliberties]

This is legitimately useful reframing. A while ago I started replacing the word "cop" in my vocabulary with "a man with a gun." It really puts things into perspective.

This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?

My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?

There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?

It makes it very clear what you're saying. I can call a man with a gun to threaten or hurt someone mildly inconveniencing me. You're not calling the cops, you're calling A MAN WITH A GUN into a situation that does not warrant a firearm handled by a volatile lunatic who will not be held accountable for his actions.

[headspace-hotel]

^ ^ ^

[notahorseindisguise]

penis in mouth is one of the classic places

[notahorseindisguise]

i remember when i first heard the phrase suck my dick i thiught it was like a joke because nobody on earth would actually do that.... thats where the pee comes from... grossss........ and then i found out about blowjobs and i was like WHATTTT EWWWW. and then i hit puberty and got like hormones and shit and i was like Well hold on hold on.... lets hear them out

[kushblazer666]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[herrmit]

prequel to the harrowhark collage. we love you gideon nav

[herrmit]

started reading harrow the ninth. here's a collage

edit: gideon edition

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[owlowlowlowlowlowlowl]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT IM PEVERTED ABOUT CAMERAS!!!! THE REAR ELEMENT IS SO FAR IN THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO CLEAN IT

THIS LENS IS NEARLY THREE TIMES MY AGE. CANON IS MAKING ME FINGER AN OLDER WOMAN AND THAGS BEAUTIFUL

[yay-bunnies-zone]

most of the time a bunny is a cuddly friend. but if you are a lettuce? heh... not so much.

[noodles-07]

on friends and soulmates and that type of love that feels like it's going to burst right out of your heart

@/zmije / @/leptodiera / @/bichopalo / lyrics from two best friends by bb bean / animatedjames on youtube / @/killingmyselfbutnotdying / unknown / @/sadiekane / friedrich neitzsche / katfish draws / @/elytrians / @/wormbus-art aka @/angel-pond / @/mushysuggestion / the unsent project / mhairi mcfarlane / unknown

[importantcatpics]

[rickybabyboy]

secret methods

secret reasons

[spitblossoms]

[thepervertlesbian]

The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[tamiwalkby]

Wild morning, that woman was kinda transphobic not so long ago

[electronicmail]

what i like about airports is that once youre in there theres no going back. I mean youre there until they let you out

[electronicmail]

im no longer responsible for myself. I am free because i am contained. oooh eighteen dollar sandwich dont mind if i do