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If you were a tree and I were a tree, would you pass me secret messages using our root systems

at a mouse wedding the priest says “squeak now or forever hold your cheese”

You go into a creepy mansion and there's a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.

nucleartourist

the thing about william shatner being pissed about the concept of bi!kirk is so funny to me because like. bill this is your fault. you were the one who looked at leonard nimoy like you wanted to eat him. you did that

dovesndecay

my brother in space, you played him that way

1eos

pov you're the one normal writer at nickelodeon in the 2010s stopping the 34th fetish scene from going into the script

directbraintopost

why doth the human body ooze when provoked

directbraintopost

theres an ooze for just about every brand of human provocation and plainly i am sick of it

directbraintopost

was going to elucidate on this matter but then realized i was accidentally inventing the four humors again

hazioli

Calling a hot doctor becuase I need to balance my humours ;))))

pressure-machine

GARETH SOUTHGATE prior to the Euro 2020 semi-final match between England and Denmark at Wembley Stadium, London, 7th July 2021.

guerrillatech

valerianawatercress

One of my all time favorite stories is Emergency Skin by N.K. Jemisin. She nails this idea. And, because N.K. Jemisin is a fucking force, it won the Hugo Award for Best Novelette in 2020. It’s shockingly good, please go read it.