My name is redacted but you can call me K, i’ve got interests in quite a few fandoms but I mostly write for Shawn Michaels(WWE/F) and Billy Hargrove(ST), I am thinking about branching out to Eddie Munson or Emperor Geta in the coming months, but we’ll see lol.
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Asks are open, feel free to send me any requests your heart desires for Shawn or Billy, I love writing darker fics as well. Smut, Angst, Fluff, anything you want! I’m all for it!
@shes-an-odd-bird suggested I flash nip nops to show how weird we get, so enjoy some nip nops!
UGHHH Dacre is so sexy idk how liv exists around him without gnawing on him 24/7
also maybe I do have a deep understanding for Joe Quinn lovers because he was so pathetic and puppyish playing Arthur in Dickensian I just wanted to give him a hug. (And bite some nips)
trying to get back into drawing and I ended up just getting really high and shutting off every part of my brain that didn’t have to do with drawing and when I woke up from my trance this had happened,
ta-da…?
It was just supposed to be a small sketch but I kept going oops
you said that you will take requests for dark fics. How dark are we talking? 👀
well, i’m currently writing a long fic about a serial killer in Hawkins, Billy’s a weird, perverted creep and probably definitely a serial killer. I’ll go pretty damn dark, just nothing pedophilic.
Summary: After living in a shitty apartment on the outskirts of Hawkins for over a year, you and Billy finally saved enough money to move to California. He’s restless, and the only way to expel this extra energy is to bend you over the kitchen counter.
CW: 18+ MDNI, established long-term relationship, smut, Billy’s a little mean but in a fun way, use of pet names (sugar, baby), also some slight degrading, Billy in love, fluff, smut, and a sprinkle of Janice. No use of Y/N. Hair pulling, PiV (unprotected)
WC: 1.2k
AN: Just a short little story that I had in my brain. I have a few more in the works, one request for Billy that i’m still working on, sorry I’m so bad at writing consistently😅 also link to my taglist is up on my pinned post!
Your mind has long since fogged over, leaving you in a half-conscious, dreamy state, the same place you always end up when Billy’s fucking you like he has something to prove.
"It's the middle of the goddamn day!" Your neighbor, Janice, yells through the paper thin walls of your apartment, her cane smacking the wall that separates your apartments. She’s a miserable woman, smokes menthols and screams at her husband when their little chihuahua starts yapping.
Billy's laugh is loud—unhinged—behind you, but his hips don't falter, leaning back until just the tip rests at your entrance, spreading your cheeks with his thumbs. He watches with a sharp smirk as his flushed length disappears into your wet cunt over and over.
"Eat a bag a' dicks, Janice!" Billy yells back as he fucks into you hard enough for stars to explode behind your eyes, your fingers white knuckle gripping the counter you're bent over, the apartment empty save for one last box. Today's the day, and Billy is so fucking excited.
One hand slides up into your hair, pulling it your head back with a sharp yank just to whisper against your ear, "Never gonna have to deal with that bitch again." His voice is rough, but you can hear the grin on his face, he's not being subtle about it either. He’s just babbling, at this point. Talking to hear his own voice. But he means every word. “Gonna marry you on the beach…fuck you on every goddamn surface in our new place…gonna get a good job so I can—fuck—so I can take care ’a you…”
The entire apartment building can probably hear the slap of skin on skin, your absolutely pornographic moans echoing off the empty walls, the lack of furniture making it so much louder. But Billy knows that, he's not dumb. He knows the sound of your ass slapping against his hips with each drive of his cock is loud, doesn't help that you're moaning like a whore, but this is it. This is his final ‘fuck you’ to the town that tried to suffocate him with the smell of cow shit and an overwhelming sense of false normalcy. He hated Hawkins. Hated it with a flaming passion.
But he's leaving. He's going back home, and he's doing it with his girl. Only good thing that ever came out of this town. He was never one for love, but you... fuck, you were everything he wanted and more. And right now, you're clamping down on his cock like you're trying to fuckin' choke it, and the feeling of your warm, inviting walls drags a ragged groan from his chest. He knows you’re close, your moans get louder, higher-pitched, loves seeing you get fucked stupid on his dick.
"Fuck—keep doin' that, baby... that pretty little cunt squeezin' me like she never wants me to leave..."
His hips piston like a goddamn machine, sweat dripping down his nose, soaking in those pretty little noises as you cum, walls fluttering around his dick as you pull him over the edge with you, giving one last hard thrust, burying himself deep inside with a unrestrained moan as he spills inside you. Your pussy milks every last drop of his cum, chest heaving, the only thing holding you on your feet is Billy’s arms wrapping around you.
“Jesus Christ…” He pants, a breathless laugh escaping him as he gives you a tight squeeze, unable to contain himself. For the first time in his life, the future doesn’t feel so terrifying. It’s something he’s actually looking forward to. He gives you a second to get your mind back in place before he pulls back a little, hands on your hips to keep you steady as he pulls out.
The sudden emptiness leaves you whimpering softly, but it’s replaced by a small hum as he gently pulls your panties and your shorts back up your legs. Your legs are shaky when you stand up straight, head swimming but in such a good way.
“You’re insatiable.” You breathe, a mock admonition as you tug him closer, your lips meeting his, the both of you smiling into the kiss like giddy teenagers. It’s soft, tender, full of things Billy would have denied he was before he met you. You can actually feel his cum slowly leaking out and soaking into your underwear, but you’re just gonna have to deal with it for the first few hours of the drive. “Fucking menace.”
“And you moan like a whore every time.” He teases with a soft nip to your bottom lip, too-perfect teeth gleaming in the soft sunlight streaming in from the window. “Ready to be an official Californian, sugar?”
Your lips stretch into a giddy grin, nodding excitedly as your arms stretch around his neck to keep his body pressed against yours. “Carry me to the truck?”
His eyes roll, but his hands are already gripping your ass to lift you up, your legs locking around his waist instantly. “Jesus...” He grumbles with a fond smile as you tuck your face into his neck, already half way out the door. “Lazy ass. You know you’re spoiled, right?”
You just chuckle, all soft and dreamy against his skin, because you know he’s not wrong. You’re a spoiled woman and you have no intention whatsoever to change that. “You’re the one who spoils me, don’t act like you hate it.”
“Shut it.” He murmurs with a pinch to your thigh as he places you in the moving trucks passenger seat, buckling your seatbelt for you. He pulls back, but he doesn’t walk away yet. Fingers calloused but gentle as he brushes a loose strand of hair from your face, thumb lingering on your cheekbone. He looks almost reverent right now, all those hard features soften when he looks at you.
“Stay put while I go get the last box loaded up, alright?” His voice is gruff, but dripping with an almost obsessive amount of love. Lips quirking into a lazy half smirk as your eyes flutter with his touch before he pulls back slowly, patting your thigh.
It’s only a quick trip back up to the second story apartment, grabbing the last box of records before he struts toward the door. But…he pauses.
Turning to scan the empty apartment one last time, he can almost visualize the memories here. Move-in day, where you and him christened the apartment right there on the floor, end of summer ‘85. That’s when you made enemies with Janice.
The day he came home from the bar with a black eye, you weren’t mad at him for getting into a fight, you just got him a bag of frozen peas and pressed it to his face.
The day he got a raise at the auto shop and treated you to those earrings you’d been eyeing for a while at the mall. You almost cried then, and you wear them every single day.
Billy Hargrove isn’t who he used to be. That anger he used to carry with him, slowly but surely dying like a flame deprived of oxygen. You extinguished it. With that ridiculously persistent love in your eyes whenever you looked at him, the unconditional patience you’ve shown him.
He loves you more than he’s loved anyone. It scares him, sure, but knowing you love him just as much, that makes this worth it.
“Good riddance Butt-fuck, Indiana. Won’t miss ya.” He murmurs under his breath, turning to leave. Then the door slams shut behind him with a finality that sends a shiver down his spine.
Eddie as Elena, Steve as Stefan and Billy as Damon except they all fuck freaky nasty and Steve and Billy aren’t technically related.
Like when Billy’s dying from a werewolf bite and Eddie’s taking care of him, he just holds Billy while Billy mumbles “You would have loved me in 1864” and Eddie softens like butter.
Or when Steve turns off his humanity, the only thing that makes him switch it back on is Eddie nearly dying for the millionth time since he’s known about vampires but that’s neither here nor there.
Again they also all fuck freaky nasty style and live happily ever after and no one dies ever.
Also have quite a few things in the works, including my first request i’ve gotten for Billy(very excited about this one). Here are some projects i’m working on, posting this in hopes it actually makes me post one of these fics in the next week. Red is smut, blue is…not smut.
Toxic!Billy Hargrove x Toxic!Fem!Reader
Summary: After using your ‘talented mouth’ to score a free ounce from Eddie, Billy breaks up with you (again), but one phone call and he lets you crawl your way back. It won’t be easy, Billy is a very jealous man and he won’t forgive you until you’ve worshipped every last inch of him. Very toxic relationship, angry Billy, reader is kinda the worst at the beginning.
Priest!ShawnMichaels x Temptress!Fem!Reader
Summary: Shawn quit wrestling when he hurt his back, moved to a small town, became the head of their small church and he’s been guiding the community ever since. Then you appeared. Made him question his faith, dishonor the collar. Tore him apart and looked smug while you did it. CORRUPTION KINK BUT BACKWARDS BAYBAAAAYYYY!!
Drunk!Billy Hargrove x BestFriend!Fem!Reader
Summary: Billy gets FUCKED UP at a party and you basically have to drag him out of the house. Super drunk baby mode Billy, that’s the tweet.
Vampire!Billy Hargrove x Fem!Reader
Summary: AU where Billy has lived hundreds of years as a vampire, he’s eaten hundreds of thousands of humans in his lifetime. But you and your damned pet make it so hard. Kinda Enemies to lovers? Billy is a clueless asshat but it’s endearing.
BillyxMax (just some wholesome Cali siblings)
Summary: It’s just Billy’s POV of the snowball dance. It’s sweet in a Billy and Max way, Billy drives her to the dance, but instead of driving off, he parks in the parking lot and waits. No reason. He’s totally not being a protective gargoyle. (He 100% is)
Ghost!Billy Hargrove x PsychicMedium!Fem!Reader
Summary: Reader is a psychic, it pisses Billy off because he can’t ruffle her at all. It amuses you endlessly, his attempt to crack your calm exterior. You were exploring the ruins of the mall when you happened upon his tether, the St. Michael medallion necklace that belonged to his mother. So, you’re basically being haunted by an asshole until forever. Good luck with that!
Also a secret long-form fic that probably won’t be out for months—
Hawkins. February, 1985. A serial killer has devastated the small town of Hawkins. Tina was the first to disappear, only to be discovered in the woods around Lovers Lake, the scene so brutal that multiple officers had to throw up. Then came Tommy and Carol, found in Tommy’s car the quarry, the scene equally as visceral. And when the Chiefs daughter catches Billy’s eye, he brings himself closer and closer to being arrested on sheer hatred alone. Dead Dove, DONT FUCKING EAT IT!! It gets so dark, so…fair warning.(Bad summary, but you get the point)
Let’s say it once and only once. Season 5 of stranger things doesn’t exist and it’s not canon
Season five? There was a season five? I thought season four was the last one? I definitely don’t remember how they watered down every character and completely forgot about Billy.
the gif is me if I ever see the Dumbass brothers in public.
Maybe Dacre’s stare is a symptom of his OCD idk I’m not a doctor but I’m glad he’s expanding his artistry
Also he’s playing a serial killer named Arthur so are you thinking about making dark Arthur fics?
Absolutely. I want to wait, probably go watch the movie again or wait until they release it for purchase so I can flesh out his character, his motivations, etc. But I definitely have something in mind:)
I spoke before that everything about Billy is loud (read here), which also included the smell of his cologne and how Billy's scent lingers even after he's left the room. But then I started thinking more about what, specifically, Billy smells like. And beyond the more obvious scents I associate with him (such as cigarettes and motor oil), I went on a deep dive on the products found on Billy's vanity in S2 from this scene. I tried to find old ads or reviews of the vintage products that spoke on the scents of the products on Billy's vanity, and here's what I've gathered.
Aqua Net Faberge Hairspray - Billy has two Aqua Net Faberge Hairsprays on his vanity: one in an aerosol can that's off to his right and away from the other products, and one with a pump spray (he uses the pump spray in the scene). Known for a strong, sticky, and rigid hold on hair. This is likely the hairspray that's keeping Billy's curls ABSOLUTELY UNMOVEABLE while on the keg stand. The scent is characterized as a strong, sharp alcohol-heavy scent (from the rubbing alcohol in the spray).
Alberto Mousse - Known for creating soft, bouncy hairstyles. Smells fresh and peppery.
Breck-Set Setting Lotion Extra Hold - Used mainly to set hair in rollers or during blow-drying to create volume. (Billy setting his hair in rollers, confirmed!). Smells fresh/clean with a hint of floral perfume.
Aramis Aftershave - Dense and long-lasting aftershave. Described as LOUD!!! Smells woodsy and spicy with leather (reviews lean heavily on the leather scent), musk, oakmoss, bergamot, gardenia, patchouli, and sage.
Paco Rabanne Pour Homme Aftershave - The 1980s scent was known to have a higher, more intense/sharp smell. Smells woodsy with oakmoss, rosemary, sage, lavender, rosewood, geranium, honey, musk, tobacco.
I’m not into horror movies but I’m also scared to watch faces of death
I’m very excited to see it, personally! But you can always wait a few months because i’m sure people on here are gonna be making gifs out of Dacre as Arthur for months.
me when I remember that the keg stand thing was basically a game won by those who knew how to swallow better, and both steve and billy had excelled at that apparently
Everytime I see a pictures of dacre in faces of death I’m creaming my pants but he plays a serial killer like what’s wrong with him
I literally have a Serial Killer Billy long fic in the works, you’re not alone. It’s the intensity in Dacre’s eyes that makes you wonder if he’s thinking about killing you or kissing you.
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