teardrops on your fender guitar.

brie karofsky. voted most likely to get famous from only fans. professional animal crossing enthusiast. shea flanagan's wildest dream and worst nightmare.

[hbrieic]

sheaxflanagan​:

“So far, married life is pretty much just like engaged life except now when the fucking cats decide to act up and attack me I can tell Brie she’s obligated to save her husband. In other news, if Michonne bites me one more time I’m going to drop her off at the Karofsky house and never look back.”

“she bites you because you deserve it.”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

how to run an onlyfans in a god honoring way

[ohisms]

HEEBIE JEEBIES  .｡.:* six free for use headers,  inspired by general macabre themes & horror genre enthusiasm.  credit not required but is appreciated.  art and photographs are not mine.

[feedyourlocalgoth]

Man I hate people who are like, super verbal about hating cats. NOBODY cares that you don’t like cats. Also I think you’re a bitch ass

[hbrieic]

natemccarth​:

“Is it bad if I just… tossed everything and bought new shit.”

“i mean...you probably shouldn’t do that but like...live your life. if you wanna, then just go for it!”

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[hbrieic]

@barriekarofsky: THRIFTING YES i'd spend every penny just on some genuine oldschool alt stuff ngl. ... let me steal shea's gorillaz shirt from you.

@brieofsky: PLEASEEEEE let's go sometime this week!

[hbrieic]

@barriekarofsky: tempted to raid brie's closet again. or eva's. nothin in mine is screamin wear me!! for tomorrow. :/

@brieofsky: this just means we need to go thrifting again sometime soon because i ALSO felt this and stole a gorillaz shirt from shea's closet and decided to just wear it with my tripp skirt even tho that's the most like alt basic thing i could do lol.

[ofmymuses]

Character Aesthetic  ➙ requested by sydsideas  ;; { the party girl }

YOU bring the a l c o h o l, I’LL bring the BAD decisions

[hbrieic]

INSTAGRAM: BRIEOFSKY UPLOADED A NEW PICTURE!

your honor, i’m a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes 😈

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[hbrieic]

wtfwillajade​:

Just know, you are welcome to visit and crash at my place whenever if you come to new york

“that’s awesome. thanks a lot! i’d really like to go back some time soon for sure...but probably when findlay’s old enough to actually enjoy it.”

[hbrieic]

wtfwillajade​:

Finally in NYC and i swear i feel like just playing all of taylor swifts songs that mention new york in some way… and lets just say i’m actually missing home not even one day in

just know, i’m jealous as fuck, that’s all.

[hbrieic]

“i should probably be like...a normal person and think of some cute matching halloween costume for me and findlay or like...me and mikey...but my subconcious is just like suki from fast and furious. do it. i just...would sell my soul for her wardrobe...or her car...preferrably both. thanks for coming to my ted talk.”

[hbrieic]

natemccarth​:

It’s been two weeks since I’ve come back home and I still haven’t unpacked my bags. Pretty sure my sperm donor father is starter to worry about the smell. 

“i felt this...when i come home from dance competitions, it takes me forever to get unpacked.”

[hbrieic]

INSTAGRAM: BRIEOFSKY UPLOADED A NEW PICTURE! - with @sheaxflanagan

i’m just ready for her hair to be long enough that i can play with it, okay?

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[hbrieic]

axelsylvester​:

cats carry a parasite called toxoplasma that alters the behavior of rodents that not only makes rats want to fuck cats, but it makes the rat vulnerable to the cat seeing as how it isn’t afraid of it, and the cat eats it. basically cats carry a zombie parasite that makes rats completely lose their fucking cool and i don’t wanna be around when they take over the world. pass it on.

“what the fuck?”

[hbrieic]

if you could only wear one lipstick for the rest of your life what would it be

idk what it’s called but it’s the black liquid matte one from wet n wild.