[just-shower-thoughts]

We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.

[intenseyodelling]

the sad thing is i did an NE when i read this

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if Pearl isn’t Mr. Krabs’ actual daughter, but he is her sugar daddy? That would explain why she calls him “daddy” and why all she wants from him is money to go shopping.

[localgays2]

What if you go to church this sunday

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

[a-case-of-tragic-magic]

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

[tatt00ine]

“Mental stability, my old friend!”

[gay-armadillo]

[aquariushawty]

if they wanted to, they would’ve

[maggierogers]

me: uses the word bitch as a self descriptor

a man: says bitch

me: 

[seitanslut-deactivated20120915]

I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb

[niacinamides-deactivated2020010]

lmao being mean is so boring like??? complimenting girls? smiling at people when ur walking around town?? being mindful of the energy that ur tone and body language are putting out?? GOD thats so chic

[taylorisapuppy]

#get you a friend like taylor york #who will support you no matter what #who will be there for you no matter what choice you make #i’m not drowning in tears what

[whereyouleftsme]

Y'ALL

[angryinfp]

When you’re deeply interested in someone but don’t want to seem obsessed and scare them away so you just awkwardly pretend you don’t care at all

[mermaidsandcats29]

Literally me whenever I have a crush….

[outcastsuggestion]

i hate that you’re so cute and wonderful and you have all the power to ruin me completely

[hcirsound]

friends with my sister off of the not one, but two ep is so so sad wow i

[hcirsound]

me: wow, i luv boys

all my friends: um?????????

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[efedra-deactivated20160112]

[sequences]

efedra:

Peter Piller

[the-homie-sexual]

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

[pvrishq]

YOU AND I // PVRIS