Weird Things Physics Majors Say

[hcphysicsquotes]

Speaking of Inception and statistical physics, I’ve been rewatching Tenet

DVB

[hcphysicsquotes]

“You know what’s great about this Saturday? Jesus is dead!”

PA

[pokemongo-codesandmore]

At my college, for every April Fools, each STEM department decorates with a theme. This year physics (my major) did Pokémon!

~H

[hcphysicsquotes]

Oh, son of a —

Prof. SAK, loudly thumping their laptop

[hcphysicsquotes]

Anything you don't have questions about from last time?

Prof. SAK

[hcphysicsquotes]

I have to tickle my computer or else it’ll go to sleep.

Prof. SAK

[hcphysicsquotes]

Physics is broken. We’re gonna go home.

Prof. DG

[hcphysicsquotes]

When in doubt, make a sandwich.

Prof. DG

[hcphysicsquotes]

Don’t get me started on Costco; they’re really good to their workers.

Prof. DG

[hcphysicsquotes]

I can’t nor would I want to get rid of the Sun.

Prof. DG

[hcphysicsquotes]

I can’t take the high ground because I work in a field where we say h bar = c = G = 1 so the units work out.

Prof. DG

[hcphysicsquotes]

We will be writing lots of tasty delicious sandwiches on the board.

Prof. DG

[hcphysicsquotes]

I will not imagine cute lemurs talking to me right now.

Prof. DG

[hcphysicsquotes]

We’re gonna invent linear algebra in this class.

Prof. DG

[hcphysicsquotes]

We left them under the couch, and we need to find them.

Prof. DG, regarding solutions

[hcphysicsquotes]

So, lots of ducks.

Prof. DG

[hcphysicsquotes]

Review all the boring stuff that doesn’t have the words particles and relativity in it

Prof. DG