♢ YOU DON'T OWN ME ♢

You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any which way you like. YOU'RE WRONG. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a GHOST of time. I AM D A N G E R O U S. And I WILL show you just how D A R K I can be. SEMI-SELECTIVE, INDIE HARLEY QUINN RP.

[rp-meme-central]

A Monster in Paris - sentence starters

1. “It’s a dragon! What on Earth is a dragon doing in ______?” 

2. “Hey, ______, let’s shake a leg, I’m a schedule here! You’ll have plenty of time to woo ______ when you’re back.” 

3. “I was talking to her/him/them and you ruined it!” 

4. “What’s so complicated? You ask her/him out, s/he swoons. S/he says yes, you swoon back. The deal is sealed. You’re on a date.” 

5. “You drive very fast.” 

6. “I hate birds!” 

7. “Thank you! Thank you so much! You saved my life.” 

8. “You ready for a quick tour?” 

9. “Come on, you could film it. Imagine, your very own jungle movie. I could play the brave explorer. What do you think?” 

10. “Look at that! It’s ______’s lab!” 

11. “Okay, what have we got? ‘Do not use’. All right. Let’s see what it does.” 

12. “Right, good. ______ is fine. You’re fine. I’m fine. The plants are fine. Everything’s fine.” 

13. “You didn’t see something strange in there, did you?” 

14. “Not interested.” 

15. “Something touched me!” 

16. “Where you see catastrophe, I see opportunity.” 

17. “When people are frightened, they need protection. They need someone that they can turn to, someone to believe in, a savior, a hero. In other words, they need me.”  

18. “You scared me! What are you doing here?” 

19. “Look at me! I’m a mess!” 

20. “Oh. great. Now I have to change again.” 

21. “Oh, I get it. You’re jealous. You’re jealous of my success. It makes you feel small.” 

22. “If you want to see popular and creative, come see my show one night. Oh, wait, you can’t. We don’t accept losers.” 

23. “That’s very nice of you, but don’t you think it’s a little early to refer to us as ‘us’?” 

24. “Oh my god. Are you okay? Did I hurt you? Let me see…” 

25. “Do you… do you have a name?” 

26. “Perfect! The police will never recognize you now.” 

27. “What part of ‘don’t make a sound’ did you not understand?” 

28. “I will tell everyone that you’re in love with _____!” 

29. “It’s the monster.” 

30. “S/he’s not a monster!” 

31. “Well, I guess s/he does look pretty laid back for a monster.” 

32. “I will pulverize it! I will crush it! Send it back to Hell from whence it came!”

33. “Look, ______, I didn’t come here to argue with you, I came to save you. Let’s go.” 

34. “Bravo, _______. Excellent acting skills.” 

35. “If only we could shrink him/her/them down to his/her/their normal size. Then nobody would ever find him/her/them! The smaller you are, the less people look at you. At least, that’s been my experience.” 

36. “There’s only one person who could save _____, and s/he’s in ______ right now.” 

37. “______, if we die, I’ll kill you.” 

38. “You know the monster that everyone’s talking about? He/she/it’s here!” 

39. “We should reconsider. I mean, that creature never really hurt anybody.” 

40. “Why are you talking in that ridiculous voice?” 

41. “Hold on, ______, I’m coming!” 

42. “You know what, ______? I’m very upset. And for the first time, I’m going to do something about it!” 

43. “I may be a dwarf, but I have a big gun.” 

44. “You leave my ______ alone!” 

45. “We each have our destiny. Yours lies in the shadows, while mine is out in the spotlight.” 

46. “You were wonderful. Just like in my dreams.” 

47. “I did it! I killed the monster of ______!” 

48. “I love you too, you idiot. Ever since the day we first met.”   

[hcrlequinkisses]

okay so it’s been a while and this needs some major revamping but AYE, i’m coming back!!! message if you’d like to write or plot!!

[thelockwolf]

met doing laundry at 2am college au

accidentally knocked on the wrong dorm room college au

picked up the wrong book when we bumped into each other college au

hey exchange student why don’t you can come to mine for thanksgiving?? college au

did i mention college au

walked in on you in the shower college au

drunkenly hooked up but you’re dating my roommate who already hates me college au

the always-partying kid falls for the always-studying kid college au

heard a scream and thought you were getting killed but it was just a spider college au

i really hate you but you have the highest grades in class and i need help college au

(◕‿◕✿) cOLLEGE AU (◕‿◕✿)

[watchm3unfold]

👌ROLEPLAYERS👌THAT👌DO👌IN-DEPTH👌RESEARCH👌ON👌THEIR👌MUSE👌

seriously, we don’t get paid for this and any time it happens s2g makes my fucking day. 

[hcrlequinkisses]

When will I stop being a weakass bitch and come back....? Soon.

[hcrlequinkisses]

The Mental Illness™: *takes all motivation*

Me: *motivated solely by the power of spite* fuck u

The Mental Illness™: no... how...

Me: *ascends in golden light* because fUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW

[hcrlequinkisses]

Sorry I'm awful at being around, replies are gonna happen I swear.

[seesgood]

okay but i feel like there need to be more make-out sessions in rp? like it seems like it’s either smut smut or kissing, but come on guys. make outs. like just super slow, sensual, making out with wandering hands and fingers getting lost in hair and slowly grinding in someones lap. sleepy make outs where they’re still tired from the night before, steamy make outs in locker rooms or in dark corners. make outs that lead to smutty things or make outs that don’t. exploratory make outs or slow make outs or frantic make outs just COME ON YOU GUYS WHY IS THERE NOT MORE MAKING OUT 

[2ndbluebird]

The Gotham rogues have a group chat where they scheme and meme, and at one point the Riddler said something really over-the-top smart, and Harley, in a moment of absolute genius, put it in a ‘me, an intellectual’ meme. So now literally whenever Ed does anything, the rogues chat is flooded with memes with the format “you: *normal thing to do/say*; Me, an intellectual: *some shit Ed just pulled it*. Everyone loves it except Edward, who’s pissed

[hcrlequinkisses]

I’ve been going through a cycle of depressive episodes and stuff, so my muse has been sporadic. Like, I’ve been jumping from muse to muse without really having any inspiration stick in any place.

I am writing here, indie celeb rp, and an RPG called Change of Heart.

For any of you who are interested in the indie celeb rp I am playing:

@dearbriellelc, @jazofthegalaxy, and @nessaontherockss

And in the RPG I am playing:

@wondergalxg

And here I also write for:

@revvdupharper and @pessimisticheroine

Which, that being said, Harper is going to be going through a face revamp. I just have to think of a face to use.

Cool, cool. I don’t know the point of this other than the fact that I do plan on writing more. I just need to find the time and motivation because I really have been itching to write.

Anyways, you guys can catch me on k/ik @ revvdupharper, discord: ohheylizet #0051, and I have google hangouts you can ask me for that.

[hcrlequinkisses]

Me: is dying. Thanks overtime.

[lukexfinch]

REBLOG THIS IF IT’S OKAY TO TAG YOU IN *NSFW* STUFF OF OUR SHIPS

[hcrlequinkisses]

Child of Artemis

the greek godly parent quiz

Result: Artemis

Your godly patron is Artemis, goddess of the moon, the hunt, wilderness, chastity, maidenhood, archery and childbirth.

Hunters are extremely close-knit and form strong bonds with those they hang out with daily. They will die for people who are just like them. You are probably very suspicious of outsiders, especially those who might harm your group. You are also mature, and often the voice of reason and calm to others. You have a natural talent for smoothing out discord, and you also give pretty sound advice. You also have a knack for getting out of trouble, the rare instances that you're in it that is. Artemis represents all that is wild and mysterious, and you might have distinct sides to your personality people are not usually privy to. Much like the Hunt/Moon duality of Artemis, Hunters of Artemis can be enthusiastic, athletic, and in-tune with nature; or they can be calm, soothing and mysterious. However, sometimes your perspective can be narrow, and when circumstances do not fit your unique view, you can brutally shut down the other person. When disrespected, you can become harsh and unforgiving.

Qualities

Maturity, protectiveness, camaraderie, reason, harmony, athletic, outgoing, wild, unforgiving

Tagged by: @goldenprincessofgotham

Tagging: @bcngbang @smugxscientific @tradicans @delightfullydifferentobject

[hcrlequinkisses]

“Doctor Quinnzel……” The blood red lips formed a sickening shiny metal capped grin as he eyes scanned over her form. She sported a fresh bruise on her neck,actually on each side of her neck,almost like someone had strangled and attacked her. He leand forward,arms restrained by the straight jacket. He tilts his head to the side. “Ya gonna tell me who did that to ya….or am I gonna have to make you?”

Harleen’s hand instantly went to her neck to cover the bruise that Joker had spotted. She hadn’t mentioned it to anyone, hadn’t talked about it and tried not to think about it. The doctor shook her head, refusing to meet his stare for a moment. The blonde cracked a smile, albeit a fake one, but covered her discomfort rather quickly. 

“It’s nothing, really.” She responded, bringing her hand back down to the table. “Let’s get to our chat today.”

[hcrlequinkisses]

Bleed from the drabble list!

☠️ DRABBLE LIST || ACCEPTING

She hadn’t meant to injure him that badly. The bullet was only meant to graze his wing in his pterodactyl form. Not pierce through his arm the way it had. Beast Boy was losing blood rapidly and Harley could feel her insides twist with guilt. She looked over to Joker who was retreating, running off with his minions and the stolen item. 

The blonde looked between them for a few more moments, before ultimately deciding to rush towards the green man. Joker wouldn’t miss her, she’d be back before he even realized she was gone. “I’m sorry!” She exclaimed, pulling off her jacket and tying it tight against the wound. “Imma help ya green bean!”

[hcrlequinkisses]

Replies took longer than expected. Working on them now, I was pooped when I came home from work yesterday.

[bcngbang]

👫👫

                     ✘headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

                                           Not accepting Harley’s

                                              ✘@hcrlequinkisses

✘ Joker and Harley actually cook a lot together. Well, Harley helps him cook/watches him cook. Joker is surprisinly good at it so when they get the chance to, they eat homecooked meals.

✘ Harley loves taking baths and often manages to drag Joker in to join her. Not that he complains much. So they often unwind with sitting in the bath smoking cigarettes and cuddling. Sometimes Joker even falls asleep.

✘ Harley always insists on using bath bombs as well and Joker secretly loves it. To the point he now just straight up steals them from her

✘ Harley gets a bit jealous when she sees the way Joker looks at Batman

✘ Sometimes Harley walks in on Joker doing weird things while he’s on his drug binges. One time she walked in on him putting peanut butter into the toaster.

✘ They usually go to sleep not cuddling but will wake up tangled up together

✘ Harley isn’t as big on drugs as Joker is, sure she does them but it’s more of a she does them because why be sober when Joker is high as a kite. He’s high fairly often which means that she is high fairly often as well. She doesn’t like it as much as J does.

✘ Joker goes through a lot of manic highs and huge lows which is really heightened by his excessive drug use. Sometimes Joker just stays in bed for days on end, Harley tends to give him his space but will check up on him frequently and bring him food/water.