[ neels visser , cis male , twenty-one ] it looks like HAYES MATHESON is late to class once again . how do they expect to get their degree in BUSINESS by skipping class ? it’s a wonder that they made it to their SENIOR year . then again , i heard that they were + MAGNETIC which may give them a pass with professors , but they are also - IMPETUOUS so maybe not . all i know is that they remind me of LAZY GRINS WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD, BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER & CRACKED KNUCKLES so watch out . oh look , HE just walked in !
a boston bitch - born and raised with that thick ass accent we love
mom was an actress. she was on one of those cheesy day time soaps where you die and come back to life and date literally every single person? yeah. but it got cancelled and now she’s still trying to stay in the spot light in anyway she can. it’s a lil embarrassing ok so sad for her
dad is a stock broker and makes BANK
parents divorced when he was.. idk like ten?
dad is dope. was always cool. got married like four more times after his first wife and was the type to like put his whole heart in without even thinking only to get it broken.
he worked a lot and wasn’t expecting a jock for a son but he made sure hayes had everything he needed to play the sport he loved and tried to make it to every game he could so we love him
he plays hockey for the university and is on track to be drafted in the nhl like they are salivating over his game tapes ok
a proud owner of a fantastic hockey ass. and it’s a thing of beauty
generally infuriating lol
smarter than you think. he’s doing pretty well in all his classes but he just doesn’t have any plans to go into the suit/business world so it’s easy to take his nonchalance as not giving a shit lol
has that kind of smile.. you know the one I’m talking about
pretty much always looking unkempt. like his hair is perpetually messy and got that just rolled outta bed vibe and his knuckles are usually crackled/healing and he may or may not have a black eye and if he’s not rocking athletic wear it’s an unbuttoned shirt
if he’s your bro he will throw down for you any day of the week if not he doesn’t owe you shit
ex’s of all kinds. the good. the bad. and especially the ugly
enemies/annoyances/anyone who hates his guts would be cool
he was in a frat with both jacob and chris. yikes. so connections through that