A Wizard’s Guide to Co-Parenting with Your Ex-Arch Nemesis
Draco/Harry | Rated T | 38k words | thecouchsofa
For the @hd-kidfic-fest
Summary: Harry had expected a few things when returning for his Eighth Year. Rooming with Ron, a cheeky Firewhisky down at the pub, leaving his assignments to the last minute – those were all but certain to occur.
His list of certainties definitely hadn’t included McGonagall’s shake-up of the curriculum, which tasked the Eighth Years with the responsibility of parenthood for three weeks. Caring for a baby Transfigured from a sack of flour would have been alright if: 1) Malfoy wasn’t Harry’s assigned partner, 2) Their baby’s one goal in life wasn’t to spite Harry, and 3) Malfoy wasn’t infuriatingly good at fake parenthood.
Tags: Hogwarts Eighth Year, Ridiculousness, Temporary Children, Mild themes of child loss, A baby that lives to spite Harry, Teenagers being dramatic, Humor, Fluff, Getting Together, Draco Malfoy is Good with Children, featuring that one Home Ec unit that everybody hated, Everyone collectively losing their minds over babies made from flour
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