[wizardshark]

Redditors are struggling in ways that we cannot even imagine here on tumblr Island

[beemovieerotica]

loving this new tumblr glitch that places the viewer's url in place of a deactivated one. some kind of horror movie plot about finding your own dead body

[senatortedcruz]

My secret is that my wife was in an extremely bad period in her life when she entered into a contest for knitting supplies. She loved knitting as a teenager and wanted to get back into it as an adult, but felt like we couldn't afford it. She wouldn't buy anything, and wouldn't let me get anything for her because it would be "a waste of money." So when she got an email from a knitting newsletter she followed talking about the contest, she entered and won third place - a little basic kit that got her excited to start and started pulling her out of her dark place.

This is when you go "aha. You cheeky devil. Did you cheat slmehow? Is that your secret?" But no. My secret is, I faked it all. I created a fake knitting blog, and sent it to her as "something I found." I ran it for a few months talking about made up craft projects with photos off the internet and things. Then I faked the contest, sold some of my possessions to buy the "prize" and let her win. Six months later I stopped posting and she didn't even notice. She still talks about that prize she won as turning her life around, and she'll never know I invented the whole thing.

Now this is some real lover shit!!!

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[2utora]

[queermasculine]

a scene from a lesbian strip club. not sure of the source but i've seen this photo used to promote leilah weinraub's documentary "shakedown" about a black lesbian strip club of the same name. the club itself had to be shut down in 2004 after repeated harassment from police but you can still watch the documentary for free on its official website here. really cool look into black lesbian culture from the early 2000s

[blacksapphhicmaddonna]

I love being a Black lesbian and I love Black lesbians

[peekychu]

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

[peekychu]

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

[brokeshibe]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

egg magical girl where she's like "man, i wish i could be a girl all the time, this is so fun! sucks im a guy the rest of the time when im not in uniform."

[no-more-dead-dogs]

her name is like. sparkle sparkle sunshine and she's so insanely miserable in her day to day life. her teammates, sparkle sparkle moonlight, sparkle sparkle loveheart and sparkle sparkle stardust don't know she's a "guy" and she's mortified of them finding out. so while the three of them hang out outside of uniform, she isolates herself.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

her whole thing is fighting darkness with the Truth and her "sparkle friend" is a little sun shaped lion thing named beam who's incapable of telling lies, which puts a lot of pressure on her. she keeps telling herself and beam that she'll tell her teammates eventually, but... not right now.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

sparkle sparkle transgenderism

[foxoftheasterisk]

the hatching starts when beam offhand mentions she's a girl and she's like "but you can't lie??"

[no-more-dead-dogs]

YOU GET EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR THERE

[junglejim4322]

Mutuals changing their icons makes me feel like a child crying when their dad shaves his face bc they don’t know who he is

[animentality]

[gilettefusion5]

My new favorite thing is referring to all in-game currency as dollars, no matter what game. This is closely followed by describing all crowns, helmets, and headwear as hats. I kill a lot of enemies with weird hats and sometimes they have $7 and a biscuit in their pockets.

[gilettefusion5]

*digs up chest with 49 gold and a sleeping potion* wow that’s exciting, fifty bucks and a benedryl

[natequarter]

discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.

[silly-style]

hey yall, i need to ask for some help!

i havent talked about it much here, but my living situation where im at has changed for the worse pretty extremely. fun combination of my new roommate from hell, and being served an eviction notice as the building i was living in is getting sold

the good news is i have a place lined up! still waiting on the lease to be sent to me to sign but i am pretty certain i know where im going

the issue is that the damage deposit plus first months rent is gonna keep me pretty short over the next month as far as affording to feed myself; as well as the fact that i have no money for food until the 21st when i get paid

if any of you would be okay with helping me make it through this first rough month, either by donating or sharing this post, i would appreciate it so, so much

thank you very much for your time, and wish me luck with this new place! itd be very nice for where i live to feel like a home and a place of safety again

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

TRAFFICKING ALERT!

I was in public once and I had a slightly awkward interaction with a stranger. Nothing happened and I was fine and there was no indication of ill intent. Stay safe! This could happen to you! Tell everyone you know!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if it weren’t for my elite bene gesserit thin slicing abilities that are constantly warning me that every slightly unusual behavior I witness a stranger performing is an actively dangerous sexual threat and evidence of a cunning and complex web of criminal conspiracy, who knows what would have happened!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Top 10 Times I Was Almost Kidnapped And Sex Trafficked

-one time in a department store a Black man made eye contact with me and didn’t immediately avert his gaze

-one time a panhandler approached me and asked for money

-one time I saw two muscular men on the same block downtown and they seemed like they knew each other???

-one time I had a conversation with an autistic man and he didn’t understand my social cues of disinterest

-I got catcalled from a passing car once

-one time I saw a Black man walking with a white woman and if I squinted and projected my discomfort on her I could sort of imagine that she looked scared and unhappy, or maybe she just needed to poop, but she was like probably his captive or something

-once I saw a child that appeared to maybe be a different race from the adult they were with

-a woman tried to scam me into buying something for more than it was worth and it was probably a scheme to get me alone and stuff me into a trunk and smuggle me to Mexico

-I heard a group of people speaking a language other than English to each other and I just knew they were describing how they planned to sell me into sexual slavery

-a woman with a buzzcut told me I had a cute dog at Petsmart

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

[retquits]

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

[ravioliet]

[txttletale]

i think we can all stand up for the (correct, important) position of marxist atheism without having to do historical revisionism and pretend there wasn't a huge right-wing atheist movement in the 2000s all of whose luminaries have since moved on to palling around with far-right christians

[txttletale]

like yes 'reddit atheism' as a lazy thought-terminating cliche whipped out by christians, zionists, horoscope-readers, etc, is annoying and ridiculous and should not be taken seriously as a line of argument -- but let's not go too far in the other direction and propose a contemporary history of atheism that does not acknowledge the existence of richard dawkins

[c3rvida3]

I need to get a shower, but I don't feel like it right now. Everybody email me a single and beautiful drop of water until I am clean.

[email protected]

[c3rvida3]

Hi, please don't email me sex water. I understand it was an accident, but please don't let it happen again. Cannot stress this enough.