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@he-did-that
we are so back
football players say the damndest shit in interviews when asked about another player its like. oh yes my teammate? he is my everything. my soul and my bone marrow the warmth of my stomach. the apple of my eye the orchard of oranges in the shade of which i want to retire. my arms are limber for him my bed is cold when hes gone i turn to him to celebrate and cry and he wipes my tears like theyre holy on his thumbs like they hurt him more than im hurt spilling them. yes i do have a wife and four kids at home what do you mean
a gay porn blog reblogged the schweinski on the beach pic i’m outta here
sexey
Marco Reus scoring the fifth goal for Germany directly from a free kick || #GEREST 5:0 『 11.6.2019 』
why is no one talking about leroy sane scoring a hattrick of offside goals
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guess i’m going ✈️ leroy sané stan
RANKING: Die Mannschaft (WM14) by Someone Who Doesn’t Know Anything About Foosball
the rankings will be from… on a scale from 1 to 10. i cannot tell you what kind of scale it is, it just is a scale,,, of uuuuhhhhhhh Fußball
(i found them boys who be playing on this list)
1) Manuel Neuer
the legitimate number 1 (literally), absolute tall ass icon, legendary Torboy, king of coca cola and head and shoulders adverts, inventor of bavaria. he is probably also what the world things a german looks like, generally. i must give the man who played all WM games by HIMSELF (torwart goals count double)…… a good and good 10/10, legendary meme icon father
2) Roman Weidenfeller
no idea….whom the fuck this is? the only thing i did google was that list (linked above) and thats all i do be knew………….it LOOKS LIKE hes a Towart and also very very old for a Footballer (its not soccer). so, frankly, the only real goalie in my heart and shoulders is Manu, so….i can only give this Anonymous Man a…. like, a 2/10.,,
3) Ron-Robert Zieler
his fucking name oh my giodhgohiaheig…….another goalie….how many does 1 Die Mannschaft need???? 3 apparently, i think hes the last one. again….. WHOM is this GUY. fucking… Ron-Robert, my GOD. nerd ass name imma give him 1/10
4) Jerome Boateng
I KNOW HIM,,,,, finally,,, another one. i vaguely remember an AfD asshole saying something about he wouldnt want him as his neighbour (?) and GOD … FUCK the AfD,,. on my handy dandy list it says Boateng is defense and….good on him, someone needs to be defending…. the Ball. 8/10
5) Erik Durm
another “whomst” for me but i feel like…. i heard his name somewhere….anyway….Durm? Durmstrang? thats the only connection i can make, 3/10
6) Matthias Ginter
whom…. the FUCK. Matze?????? 1/10
7) Kevin Großkreutz
“damit bleibstu die komplette halbzeit mit cool” another legendary advert icon…. made relevant by german comedy Blödelduo Joko&Klaas and thus, proud owner of an Umberto Award,,, for this i must give him a wholesome 8/10
8) Benedikt Höwedes
is ist just me or does this man look like hes from the north?? maybe its the last name lmaoooo anyway….. uuhhh….. i do not have strong feelings about this feller. a plain… plain ol guy. hes so plain hes probably from NRW, 4/10
9) Mats Hummels
now THAT is a guy ive heard of!!!!!! his name is, frankly, funny and iconic. Mats???? very northern. Hummels????? love me some bumblebees. his gf has also proven that she cant dance in germanys version of Strictly Come Dancing called Let’s Dance. im also ngl hes kinda cute…….. and looks, esp with his hair and beard, like 3 other guys i know. 8.5/10
10) Philipp Lahm
HE!!!!!!! he was the captain right?????? the foosball leader?????? what a tiny boy. small child. shorty. shawty. when the Die Mannschafter are standing in a line next to each other (during the national anthem) and the camera glides over their heads its always TALL TALL TALL TALL tiny ass philipp lahm TALL TALL TALL, makes for….comedic fodder for a century…its a classic, 9/10 for this banter
11) Per Mertesacker
isnt this man also a tallest man? one of the tallest lads? i think he is? also, according to his name, another nordy boy. i love when you can TELL where someones from (within germany) just by their name. nobody would read “Per Mertesacker” and assume this man is from Munich. 5/10
12) Shkodran Mustafi
yes i know this guy too…. god…i feel like…. i need to throw a Gut Kick in die Runde at this point…. Fußballstudio here i come…. i know my ish, i know my footsies…. i will give this man….. 7/10 bc uuuhhhhhh
13) Julian Draxler
im ngl. im already exhausted. i thought this was gonna be like 11 boys but here we are at nr 13, only like HALFWAY through…….. this is the tough work my mama warned me about. anyway and furthermore….. Julian is a Boy name. sounds very young. i had a julian in my class in my time, did not care about him. 3/10
14) Mario Götze
he shoot the last goal didnt he!!!! the winning goal!!!! icon!!!! also my classmates, when they were talking about Fooseball (in public??!!!) called him “pummelig” (chubby) which…….Whom is out there playing for the National Die Mannschaft and whom is NOT, Jonas Fabian????? GOD. 10/10
15) Sami Khedira
im….im losing content and things to say about these guys…..they be playing ball. with their feet. they get more money than they will ever need. and all of them are either midfielders or defenders, which is boring. everybody should be striker, now THAT would be interesting…anyway… 7/10
16) Christoph Kramer
wh…who…whose……….????????? what a mystery, 0/10
17) Toni Kroos
another one from the north????? its only… theyre only either Bavarian or Northern, arent they…. also Toni Kroos reminds me of Toni Garn (?) which is a model i believe? im educated on all fronts………..fucking hell uh…uhm…. der toni, jaja… Kroose Krabbe… i dont know….. 5.5/10
18) Thomas Müller
get you a man with the most common german name of all time, who is also bavarian and a footballer. this man just might be the most german guy on this very earth…..i also thought hes a striker but the list says hes a midfielder so i dont……. i wouldnt….. 4/10
19) Mesut Özil
Özil!!!!!! this man has the power to see!!!! because he….. his eyes…..oahgiehrgiagh there was a Meme where people compared him to Finding Nemo and aighiawgh he reacted really sweetly and im……i did cry (i didnt) 10/10
20) Lukas Podolski
LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI EYOOOOO Poldi x Schweini bffs Forever xDD :PPp just kidding but its been like that hasnt it. now theyre selling Chips together. uhhhhh yeah. yeah. hes iconic id say, 9/10
21) Andre Schürrle
this is a blond man. thts the only trait i know. his name sounds like he should be from the south west? which, i am too, so, i gotta give him a…. a 8/10
22) Bastian Schweinsteiger
i will say this. Poldi und Schweini are…..theyre not…listen. theyre not goodlooking but they have STANS out here, even in my very much not Footballfriendly group of people i know. Schweini is a silver fox now, apparently, which makes him even more desirable (this man has been selling me Funny Frisch Chips for the past decade now and ive HAD it). Poldi and Schweini are an iconic twosome though, so, i gotta give Bastian a 9/10 as well, i suppose,
23) Miroslav Klose
him!!!! Rihanna stans him, which makes him automatically cooler than he probably deserves…. he is also the oldest footballer alive, i think? and the only striker listed!!!!!!! ledge, 10/10
24) Joachim Löw
JOOOOGIII WIR WISSEN WO DEIN AUTO STEEEHHHTTT legend. fashion icon. hair goals. dialect and accent goals. my southern belle….. jooo, des schaffma jogiii! 100/10 ufbasse jetz!!!!
Your tags on Mesuts wedding made no sense?? Explain what's the problem?? Hes happy and quite frankly he deserves it after all the shit
i’m talking about erd*gan at his wedding.
i literally always said that sané is the future of this team but nobody wanted to listen to me
Congrats to Mesut Ozil on getting married.
wtf estonia is getting murdered
uefa champions league
*bundesliga has left the chat*
*premier league is admin now*
liverpool is playing so fast this is why i stan premier league