Space Dementia

Everything from the inside of my mind. 18. England.

[lightupvelcrosketchers]

[he-li-um]

my dog/cat: "hisses/growls"

me: who the fuck you think you talking to?? i aint one of your little friends on the street, i am your parent and you will respect me as long as i pay the goddamn bills in this house

[bxlieved]

[skindeeptales]

[huthor]

[ladybluefox666]

[cestvibe]

[betype]

[beasthenshin]

Waking up like

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

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teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[officialfrenchtoast]

amazing

[snapbacksandtattoozz]

Wtf 😂😂

[furiousmuser]

Ooo 1, 2, 3, 4 fire’s in your eyes

 And this chaos, it defies imagination

Ooo 5, 6, 7 minus 9 lives

You’ve arrived at panic station

[ladybluefox666]

[thecommonchick]

when you forget to turn on the wifi and realize you’ve been using your data all this time 

[dryyoureyes-startbelieving]

[gosh]

[ktlljhnsn]