A Type o’ Guy

he/they clown wannabe

[cilantrhoes]

[b33tlejules]

Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

[oldinterneticons]

Top ANIME/MANGA icons posted to @oldinterneticons in 2023

[rslashrats]

this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

[breadcunt]

No but get this dude's entire's backstory. When he went to church it was blown up. He was impaled by a crucifix and onlt survived 2 days because he drank the blood of his dead family for 2 days until he was rescued. They called him vamp but not because all of that. Because he was bisexual

[winternet-real-deactivated20240]

[garbage-empress]

Also this is what "he's named Vamp because he's bisexual" looks like

[garbage-empress]

Did I mention that hole in his forehead is a gunshot wound which he survived because he's essentially immortal, and he can walk up sheer vertical faces?

[parkchanwoohoo]

Right, because of his bisexuality

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Me, scanning the area for people who say shitpost:

What the Fuck

This thing don’t work

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Ok

But the Point is That I Don’t like the word Shitpost and if you say it then I’m going to be very angry at you

[ramb-lies]

Go stand in front of a mirror and repeat what you said

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

I Don’t like the word Shitpost

[ramb-lies]

Did the scanner do anything different?

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

No

[festive-dirksteve-deactivated20]

Did you swap it to your right eye? That might be why it’s not working.

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Still the same thing

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

I will buy you a New

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Thank You!

[sacred-portal]

[everythingfox]

The last one made him mad

[angelbabymikaa]

i love when hot girls like my posts everything i do is for hot girls to like my posts hello hot girls i love you

[127leilas]

my favorite

[vee-dmsr]

[kaijuno]

[aletheyass]

i deal so incredibly well with change!!! my natural reaction to it is just so positive!!!! i really take it in stride!!! i don't even give myself migraines and gastrointestinal issues and night terrors!!!!

[hungwy]

no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs

[socialmaya]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

saw a porn screenshot where the guy is like distractedly touching a boob and staring off into space as though he barely notices the girl is there and is mentally reliving his experiences with arctic survival cannibalism

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

like….

[brucebocchi]

it's a burden for me just to grab a. boob

[cheaphalloweencostume]

plus my peanus got an abscess, dude

[depsidase]

[radiation]