I Feel So Proud When The Reconing Arives

-The Mountain goats.

[not-a-choice]

Beautiful lyrics from the mountain goats as always

[opiates]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[academic-vampire]

A crucial part of the bookstore experience is saying hi to all the books you’ve already read

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[spookyboywhump]

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

[tmglineaday]

I don't want this, I don't need this

[maggotsandcream]

Something I do find lovely about the first 4 Murderbot Diaries books (can’t yet speak on all of them) is:

Murderbot chronically finding new scientists/travellers to claim as “clients” (whether paid or not) like one of those sheepless herding dogs that goes around finding sheep (or anything else they can herd like a flock of sheep). Like it clearly has a protect humans instinct and a desperate need for enrichment.

Given its general lack of self awareness and unreliable narrator status, there’s no way in hell Murderbot is aware it’s doing this.

[silas-lehnsherr]

Murderbot: I just want to be left alone to watch my shows. I care nothing for these humans. I hate having clients.

Also Murderbot: *noticing unaccompanied humans that have nothing to do with it at all* Oh look, clients.

[refurbishedconstruct]

a rogue SecUnit will see a group of scientists and be like “is anyone going to protect them?” and not wait for an answer

[sadclowncentral]

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

[ascendent]

affirmations

I DON'T WANT THIS

I DON'T NEED THIS

I WILL RISE TO THIS OCCASION

THE LAST DAY OF MY LIFE WILL BE SWEET

SOON ALL OF THIS WILL BE A MEMORY

SHIRTLESS BEFORE GOD, YELL ABOUT COCAINE

[billiecauter]

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

[wizardarchetypes]

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

[owochimuwu]

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

[owochimuwu]

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[hiveswap]

Hi my name is john normal and being alienated as a child didn't effect me at all

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[tetrameryxx]

Fursonas are too hard to decide; it's time for radish plantsona.

[playdoughpal]

[image description: Art of a person made of a radish. The bulb is the head, with the white root serving as a long nose. The radish person has a tail and a tuft of hair made out of leaves. They wear jeans and an orange jacket. End ID]

[its-jesster]

The Fool: Beginnings, Freedom, Innocence

[sycamore-seedling]

[ID: A tarot card titled "The Fool" shows Murderbot walking towards the edge of a cliff as scientists work in the crater below.

/EndID]