How would the Papas + Copia react to a male member of the clergy admitting his love for them?
It’s all about the love! All the Papas have had at least one relationship with a guy. It’s love, who cares? Thing is, Attraction never ever matters in the Church of Ghost! Just look at our current frontman!
Papa Nihil: The Free Love movement gave this Papa some leeway, so he’s totally down with it. Just don’t forget that when you visit him next time..
Papa I: “Oh child, of course! I would accept. You would just have to be ok with lots of boring uno, because I’m not as high energy as my brothers, ok? But yes, I am willing.”
Papa II: “Fuck the Homophobes! Come Join my harem, there’s plenty of room for you! You like being dommed, no? Get down on your knees and service me!”
Papa III: He would drop his pants faster than you could say “Oh Yeah!” But seriously, he’s not considered the bisexual disaster for nothing. Emphasis on bi. There’s plenty of him to go around, just wait your turn... 😏
Copia/Papa IV: Have you looked at this guy? Absofuckinglutely he would react just as positively, if not even more...
(This isn't an ask I promise) but I wanted to say I sincerely hope life eases up on you, you deserve to take a breath and have moments for things to sort out. Don't apologize for doing things necessary to your well being and heath, they're important and I, and I'm sure others too, understand that life can take a hot minute to calm down sometimes.. But please take good care of yourself and don't worry about inactivity, we care the most about you first 💜
I've never really seen any headcanons that has to do something with the Clergy's s/O being a guy. I don't mind the way you write the hcs as gender neutral, but I would like to read on or two every once in a while to be specified for a guy. Could you maybe do a headcanon like that?? I don't really care what about, I'm just kinda desperate.
I have a few male!S/O-centric asks in my inbox. The reason I have held off on answering them is because I am a cis woman and I don’t want to appear insensitive or offensive.
I will make an attempt to be as sensitive as humanly possible...
I deeply apologize for my inactivity as of lately.
I had been, and still am, working on myself in real life, which has been kicking me in the ass lately.
That and the fact that we’re not gonna be getting any Ghost content until this March, and even then, in sparse amounts. I still like this fandom, no doubt about it. Also the fact that I have numerous messages in my inbox.
So as of today, this inbox is closed for the sake of my energy.
That includes matchups and regular asks. I will still be answering those that already exist in my inbox, as well as making up some that appear in my head, but any new asks that appear will be deleted.
The Papas and Copia: Dealing With A Sibling of Sin and Their Messy AF Room
It’s been a long ass while since I made one of these, hasn’t it? Well, I now have the motivation to make one! YAY!!!!!
There are many reasons one may have a messy room. And like everything else, the reason varies, whether it being that one is way too busy, problems with hoarding, or just plain dismotivation. The Clergy always prompts their followers to keep their dorms clean and tidy to promote good hygienic skills and bonus, if they have to for some reason vacate the church, the others do not want to be left with a bunch of shit to clean.
So here it goes.....
Papa Nihil:
While he admits to not having the most tidiest room, and reminiscing about having a messy one in his youth as well, he doesn’t have the health to be able to let it go this way anymore.
As old as he is, he cannot navigate around a horrendously cluttered up room as it is.
For that reason, you are given a summons and required to go to his very clean room quarters.
You are asked many many questions about your physical and mental well being, such as any hoarding problems you may or may not have, or your apparent inability to contain the amount of items you have.
Your dorm is inspected then and there. If it is deemed unfit for habitation, you are relocated to a temporary living place until your place is all cleaned up. Meanwhile, you are given resources to work through your hoarding issues if you have any....
Papa I:
His shock can be pretty much be summed up in this phrase: “Unholy Luciferian Judas!”
He doesn’t have as many health problems as his father, but it’s pretty apparent he will not be able to navigate through all of the mess occupying your dorm.
He will not judge or shame you for your mess, it is understandable as it is overwhelming to you, but he will be firm in that this is no way to live.
You will get tons of help in the form of cleaning ghouls. You will be given the choice of what is to be sold, tossed, or kept. You will also be given some counseling on the side to help deal with the root cause of leaving your room like that.
After your dorm is all cleaned up, Papa will unbless the dorm room with some herbs and say a little prayer thanking the Dark Lord for successfully guiding everyone in giving the sibling of sin a tidy uncluttered room, and to give them the strength and motivation to keep it well maintained.
Papa II:
Dedicated to @allforpapa!
This guy is appalled. Very very very appalled. Like ‘I can’t believe I wasn’t on your ass about it and I regret it’ appalled.
As such, with him, you are given the tough love approach. He will lactate.... Err.... Lecture you about you picking your shit up and not leave it all strewn around like a pig sty.
Papa’s appearance is practically an intervention. He has already brought cleaning ghouls with him, as this room is going to get cleaned one way or another.
If you have any issues with hoarding, there is also a counselor already there alongside the ghouls.
Don’t worry though. He is not enough of a dick to allow something to send you into a panic attack if something gets thrown away by mistake. He prefers that you make the decision to throw something away yourself.
Papa III:
His reaction would be summed up as very disappointed, but not very surprised.
He will attempt to navigate the clutter strewn about and talk to you about it. He’ll be very kind and gentle about it too.
He will tell you about how he keeps his room clean and hates messes, even though it is others who keep it well maintained for him and he causes the messes mostly, and you point this out, even though he retorts with “At least it gets clean!”.
He doesn’t try and push anything yet, but when you are ready, Everyone who can help you is here for you, just say when.
Once you are ready, it’s off to clean you go!
Copia:
Regardless of what his initial reaction is, he knows that he cannot really say anything about messy rooms and such, since he has a messy room himself, and can’t be bothered to clean it, since he doesn’t have cleaning ghouls and he is overworked.
If you have pet rats though, he will have an opinion about your rat cages being maintained well, since he at least does that.
When you decide you want your room cleaned, he’ll have cleaning ghouls at your disposal and counseling if you need it.
You two will be busy as bees to scrub, sweep, dust, toss away, give away, sell, reorganize, rearrange, and unbless your dorm to absolute cleanliness.
After that, maybe you will help him clean his chambers......
How about something relatable to me, like a a partner for the papas/cardinal who doesnt really care much for Christmas (is kinda unfazed by it but knows its importance to some) yet they still play along for the people that like it. They still get gifts for people but themselves nothing as they see no real reason for it. Sorry this is really OC for me but I've never been one for Christmas :(
Will do!
There are plenty of reasons one would not care for a holiday such as Christmas. Whether it be that they grew up in a religion that didn’t celebrate it, the holiday was not exactly a source of good memories, they grew up in poverty, etc. There are just times where you meet someone that just doesn’t care for Christmas. And that is perfectly alright and valid.
Papa Nihil: Frankly, he’s on your boat now. He used to like the holiday a whole lot, but then he didn’t have any sons to celebrate it with any more. (Because of Chapter Three.......) Now he is just waiting for his time, which is the day that Death arrives to come take his soul down to Hell. And hopefully, that is very soon because the Clergy, Sister Imperator, and every still grieving sibling of sin all despise him.....
Papa I: In spite of his age, he love love looooooooves holidays. They practically give him an excuse to perform the ultimate black mass. You inform him that you don’t care for Christmas. At first, he’ll say that technically, it’s Yule because Christmas implies that Christ was responsible for the holiday, which, by the way, he absolutely was NOT. He’ll still respect it, even if you make it clear that you don’t like it....
Papa II: To be fair, he doesn’t care for holidays either. Too sickeningly saccharine sweet for his tastes. So naturally, his response would be “Fucking thank you for making my sanity a whole lot easier.....” You two would have that in common. Instead, let’s just go through a round of BDSM sex or two, or if you are ace, a movie or two. Some fun time to distract yourselves from those childish “festivities”.....
Papa III: How on this very earth would anyone not like the holiday of Yule? There’s snow, presents, a decorated tree, the whole works! On a serious note, he very much is used to people not celebrating it for other reasons, so he is much more understanding than you would think. “Cara Mia, I perfectly understand your indesire for this holiday. Perhaps you would like a more comfortable alternate to your day? Hm?”
Copia: As the new frontman of Ghost, he has an absurdly huge shitload of work to do and next to no time for any sort of fun or festivities. He could use an assistant in his office for this day. So you don’t care about the holiday, huh? Would you like to help out with getting this infernal workload of mine done? After that, we could use a time to bathe and relax, so how about that, uh? No need for faking, no need for holiday bullshit.....
Can a hoe get some fluff around here, I'm dying for attention and affection. IM NEEDY, for anybody: ghoul, papa, cardinal. I'm sorry but help me 😭😢
How about... All of them!
“Do you hear that, Julius?” Papa Emeritus the Third asked his elder brother.
“Yes, Domani, I do.” The Second replied.
“Oh, that poor sibling is in distress, we should do something for them!”
“What do you suppose we should do about it?” The Second asked, clearly knowing where the Third’s zany scheme was going.
“Let us go get Cesare, Lucius and the ghouls. And father will get the surpise of his lifetime....” A smug look crept across the Third’s face, to the Second’s dismay.
For some reason, you were invited to see.... Papa Nihil snore?
“I am just as puzzled about this as you you are, little one.” The First said as he watched his two younger brothers, the Cardinal and the ghouls set up this elaborate Surprise Bash.
“Thees is reedeeculus! I am Papa’s right hand man for fuck’s sake!” The Cardinal complained.
“C’mon Cardinal, mate! They are feeling down so we’re havin’ this for ‘em.” Aether told him.
With him, Swiss, Dewdrop (Who was wearing pantyhose over his mask), Rain, Mountain and the Ghoulettes having finished with the decor...
Three.....
Two......
One.....
POP!
“Huh? I’ll go feex some sandweeches...” Papa Nihil said, only half awake.
“SURPRISE! Happy... uh.... Loving On You Day, (Your Name Here)!” The Third exclaimed.
They all took turns to give you hugs and kisses to make you feel better....
I know it’s not much, but I hope you’re feeling better... 😺💕🌹
How would the papas + cardinal be towards a asexual significant other? Ive been having some bad responds to people finding out and trying to offer to "fix it" . If you don't want to do this ask I completely understand . Thanks.
I’ll do it. Ace people need love and support too, you know...
Papa Nihil: He does not understand for the life of him why anyone would want to “Fix” an orientation. His S/O is not broken, so why all this hullabaloo? It’s no different from if they were gay, bisexual, pan, lesbian, straight, or what. Sex is not the be all end all of a relationship. He doesn’t mind it. Never has, never will. So what is with this judgmentality? He ought to have that offending clergymember excommunicated for that statement and many others, I mean, how dare you! An ace S/O would be a benefit to him, especially since pain and arthritis prevent him from being able to perform much of anything anymore.
Papa I: Being kind of ace himself, this irks him, but it doesn’t surprise him. For the longest time, he thought he was physically broken, and he won’t lie, it kind of affected him in a way. And then he finds this lovely S/O who is like him, and something clicks, and he finally has a clear definition. I mean, isn’t things like this the reason this church had been founded to begin with? To take in and accept the outcasted with accepting open arms? What is this jabber about “fixing?” Huh? Sounds like another sermon needs to be in order if he cannot make this anymore clearer.
Papa II: “Fix this, asshole!” (While flipping the bird) For a sexual antipope with a harem at his beck and call, an ace S/O can be quite refreshing, especially if he’s not (Ahem!) in the mood at the moment. So when he is within earshot of a judgmental sibling of sin, his first reaction is to tell them to can it. The second time this happens, there will be severe consequences for their insolence, so they better pipe it down or else. And if they know what is good for them, they will comply. He’ll assure the S/O that he has a fearsome enough reputation that they will usually leave them alone the first time.
Papa III: Hey, Ace S/O, Gay S/O, it’s all fine and dandy to him. And sometimes, all that is needed in life is a nice, comfortable, nonsexual cuddle. And also, there are many other ways to make someone happy and be fulfilled at the same time. So negative, judgmental reactions such as “Fixing” someone? That is just sooooo hurtful! How would you like it if you were told that your present sexuality needed to be “Fixed?” You wouldn’t be liking that now, would you? So why inflict this on someone who is ace? If that doesn’t get through to someone’s thick head, well... There is another way, and it isn’t pretty.....
Copia: As much as he is the Absolute Nervous Little Rat Boi by Day, Smex Machine by Night™, an ace S/O would be his favorite partner. Since he’s been the new frontman, he and S/O have been getting lots of petty judgment from others, from glares to the occasional offer to “Fix”. With the latter though, he has perfected the art of the comeback: “Feex? Feex what? There’s nothing broken about them, they are perfect the way they are. What definitely does need ‘Feexing’ though is your judging attitude. Seriously, that’s not a good look on you..”
not to like give spoilers for my book or anything but PLEASE consider this:
Papa III watching this incredibly strong and talented warrior kick absolute ass in the training center. she is kicking punching bags right off the hanger if not right in half. He thinks hes probably still stronger and asks her to spar. she beats the ever loving fuck out of him in seconds and he fight he puts up is that of a toddler. with blood dripping into this eyes, his arms pinned behind his back and her sitting on his chest his only thought other than “all my bones are broken ow” is “im in love”.
Papa, how would you go about helping a Sister of Sin feel good about her body when she’s insecure about her slight muffin top and love handles?
‘Slight’ is the keyword here. Even if they had excess it wouldn’t matter because size is just one of those things that makes a person different and unique to others. Yes, there are women who find themselves to be unattractive with the fluff they carry, but I don’t see why.
To answer your question, I would more than likely get her comfortable in her body by complimenting her daily, worshiping that body during sex, and shop for stylish things I know will make her feel better about her body. It sounds simple but these things really are effective.
if she wanted to lose some weight to get healthy, I’d be all for it and probably join her so I can see that hot body in motion, but not just to “look more appealing” because she’s already doing that by simply existing~
I love all women, no matter the size, so she should be reminded of that and constantly adored for just being her.
You know how Aether wears a ring on each middle finger? I never could tell what colors they were but let’s pretend the left one is white and the right one is black and basically all I’m saying is Aether is an aroace icon 💜💚🖤
Hi, do you still do matchups? Because I'm interested? About me: I'm 21 and female, I am pretty skinny (less than average but not unhealthy), I mean I have pretty much 0 curves & I'm 5'8'' tall. I struggle w/my mental health a lot (anxiety disorder, depression, possibly BPD). I'm shy around people I don't know/trust but I have a fiery temper and a lot of moodswings + fear of abandonment. I'm a bit of a difficult person. Idon'thavemuchroomleftsoI'llsendyouanotherask, remembermeas: snowplant xD
Snowplant again, hope I'm not bothering you! More bout me: I'm unapologetically honest and can't be stopped from speaking my mind. I love drawing and most people say that I'm very good at it, I love reading&writing & horror movies. I also love cuddling and all animals. I like going on long walks in the woods& harmless pranks &being goofy. I'm also down for any type of adventure, esp.if it's spontaneous. Btw.i have a passion for languages,I speak/know English,french,Spanish,German + Latin
Well Snowplant, I shall match you up with....
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁....
Cardinal Copia!
This guy understands what it’s like to struggle with mental health, he’s not referred to as the anxious rat boi for nothing! He is pretty shy as well, referring back to anxious rat boi. This guy can take mood swings, and he will never abandon you for one minute, but don’t just take my word for it, the Cardinal himself will prove it to you. Copia loves honesty, in fact, that’s a trait he prefers from those seeking him out! He also love those who speak their minds as well too! He will encourage your artistic ability to the point where it will flourish. Horror movies and cuddling? He is down for all of that! He loves animals too! Obviously rats are his favorite. He has a passion for languages too! Kinda hard not to when you’re not only Cardinal, but also the current frontman of Ghost... Long walks in the woods are very relaxing for him, and he likes the goofy types too! He is the master of pranks, so watch out!
How would the clergy react to a S/O with signs of past physical abuse, flinching away from touches subconsciously or profusely apologising for the littlest things
This is a very interesting question, anon. I deal with heavy subjects such as this one as best as I can. I certainly hope this is sensitive enough....
(Trigger Warning: Past mentions of abuse)
Papa Nihil: He certainly tries to be as gentle as possible with the more reactant siblings of sin, but sometimes his arthritis and old people trembling can make a slip up or two. If he sees that his S/O is reacting negatively to such movements, he himself is immediately apologetic. If you told him what happened to you that resulted in such reactions, well.... He gives you a hug, tells you that you did not deserve such a thing, and that you are the best thing to happen to this church since “Kiss the Go-Goat”. Meanwhile, he has Sister Imperator or one of the higher ups track down this abuser and give them what for...
Papa I: Like his father, he also has problems with his joints, but they are not as severe, meaning there is less of a chance he might jerk around unintentionally, but the chance is still there. That, and his hand gestures are exaggerated as a means to communicate with his flock of heretical followers during his sermons. He witnessed the fear in your eyes and asks what the matter is. Once you tell him, He recites an unholy prayer upon you, and tells you that you have suffered for far too long. Once death comes for your abuser, they will feel the full fledged wrath of Satan Himself.....
Papa II: He may be Mister Hardass to assert his authority, but one thing that makes him feel bad, is if his serious face and demeanor is taken at extremes by the more vulnerable siblings of sin, especially his S/O. That’s mostly the reason why he tries to make more lighthearted humor and jokes, so the more emotionally fragile can feel comfortable around him. Once he sees that you are stressed out by certain moves he makes, he immediately apologizes and tries to comfort you. If he sports and angry face, he is mad at the abuser, not at you. He does mention that if he sees them, he is gonna cut the bastard....
Papa III: He is just too energetic for his own good. He just has that bombastic kind of energy, he does not mean to do what he does, that is just how he is. He will see how you flinch or apologize profusely or something like that, he does feel bad about it, and tries to do better by you. Unfortunately, old habits die hard, not for a lack of trying though, and he still works hard at it, because he loves you. when you confide in him the reason for your negative reactions... You never ever see him get angry, ever. When is out of your sight, he is livid. He makes sure that abusive son of a bitch regrets ever laying their hands on you...
Copia: This is one anxious rat man who tries very hard to not jerk around and freak you out, but he gets so nervous, that he accidentally does it anyways. You feel more sorry for him than he does for you. He is the one immediately repentant for that reaction, even if you did not react anything to it. You are immediately touched by how much he cares about you that he would apologize for even the smallest ones. On the flipside, he is perfectly aware of your past and who did this to you. Let us say.... That abuser will not be hurting you or anyone else anymore. Make of that what you will......
