More than meets the headcanon

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A Headcanon: G1! Bumblebee gets used as a Clown Car one time because the circus is in town, but he manages to make the inside bigger to accommodate and they hire him on to go cross country until the Decepticons take the animals to try and mine energon [cause ✨️The 80's writing]

The Clowns also are 100% for keeping the Autobot Bumblebee a secret and end up throwing pies at the Cons.

Wow. First headcanon in years...

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So.

Issue 30 huh?

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AU: The vehichon that Megatron shoved off the nemesis lands and a person finds them and names them 'Steve'. While Steve is learning about humans outside of his, currently scrambled database, he gets attached to the human

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Pharma: *phil swift voice* To show you the power of flextape *Loud chainsaw noises* I CUT THIS AMBULON IN HALF

Ratchet: *leans back* *Jontron voice* Pharma what does that have to do with tape? no okay I want to, tell me, how the fuck what does that got to do flex tape?

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And yes that's James Roberts.

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(SCONES ART!)

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Today on "Scones Culinary adventures" we attempt to make Energon goodies!

Now my first idea was to try and make bubblegum, but I realized I didn't have time for that. TF CON LA was right around the corner, So I chose the next best thing: Ube sugar cookies with a ube sugar coating.

So i found a recipe and followed it to the letter, thinking the mix wouldn't be *THAT* Purple

Dark energon anyone?

Anyways, I let the dough firm up in the fridge, and mixed up a tiny bit of ube extract with sugar to make ube sugar Woke up at the crack of dawn (to the hangry of my boyfriend) and and baked em

Admittedly, the sugar melted into the cookie but i think I did pretty okay.

Maybe next time I'll try making bubblegum or adding poprocks. Either way I brought 3 boxes with me for Transformers Con LA.

I hope people enjoy them.

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I'm going to TF CON LA!

Not as an official artist but I'll be handing these out! (Follow @anonniemusart for more)

In other news, would anyone want a silly robot doodle for $5-10 bucks? So I can maybe be able to get Frank Welkers (Megatron) autograph?

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hey guys did i get their dynamic right

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I made this gif 8 or 9 months ago, I still love it so much <3 Reposting it as I deleted the original post on my old blog

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guess‽ Going→TFconLA‼ Sunday、I in artist table I bring TFA Pharma doujinshi<全年齢>[EN]<10USD>、flashdrive<18禁><20USD>

flashdrive: 2min Tarn debussy animation 、new animation preview 、draw x10、 doujinshi[JP]x1

with shieldthyoptics table ^^

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AYY!!!

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when I was watching TFP for the first time and got to Wheeljack's first episode, specifically when Arcee asks "hey Bulk, is that your boyfriend?" and Bulkhead doesn't deny it, in my head I was immediately like "oh, obviously the entire fandom ships those two."

like, there was no doubt in my mind that Bulkhead/Wheeljack is obviously the biggest ship in the fandom, how could they not be?

and then I kept watching, and Loose Cannons rolled around, and we literally got an "I love you" from Bulkhead, and like.

ok. Straight men should be able to say I love you to eachother without it being seen as gay. The platonic reading of these two is completely valid, and even if there's nothing romantic between them, it's still really commendable that this show was willing to let a man platonically say I love you to another man in 2011.

But also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY'RE MARRIED YOUR HONOR.

So, the moment I finished the show and could safely browse the tag on Tumblr, I dove straight in expecting to see these two everywhere, but on my first dive in the maintag, I barely found anything. I was mostly in Knockout mode so I didn't really think too much about it at the time, but then a couple days later I tried out the tfp Wheeljack tag.

and I was like, huh, that's weird. Not seeing very much Bulkhead here. Like, I already knew I'd see a lot of him and Ratchet, they were fun in their little episode, and they have that cross-continuity appeal. Nothing wrong there. Ratchet can be his side hoe, I'm okay with that arrangement.

But then I realized I was seeing more of him with Ultra Magnus than with Bulk, and like. Part of it is that I still just hate Ultra Magnus, so I won't really get into it, but like. Some beefs can not be solved by fucking.

Whatever, so Bulkjack isn't the biggest top Wheeljack ship. I'm okay with that. Imma just go on the ship tag and have my fun there.

A few minutes in, I realized I'd already gotten 2-3 years deep in the tag. Huh, that's odd, I haven't been scrolling that long, why is it already 2021? Then I hit 2020... Then I hit 2019... and then 30 seconds after hitting 2019 I hit the bottom of the tag.

Nobody posted about this ship until 2015. Between then and 2020, there were only ten posts in the tag.

So I'm immediately like how is this a rarepair and then I remember oh yeah. Bulkhead is fat and played by a black guy. Of course the fandom only started caring about him yesterday.

All this to say... idek actually, I just like my wrecker husbands and need everyone to catch on to these two.

NAHHHHHH BECAUSE I'M RIGHT THERE WITH YOU

like i knew wheelratch was gonna be a popular ship, i saw it in the ao3 tags while hunting for starop, but when arcee asked bulkhead, "so who's the boyfriend?" and bulkhead didn't even deny it?? yeah, i deadass expected everyone to ship the fuck out of these two.

AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE HE DROPPED AN I LOVE YOU IN LOOSE CANNONS... blame that on me watching transformers while on the treadmill and not paying attention lmao, but i went back to see and YEP. "sorry, jackie, it's because i love you" like WHAT??

so we've got bulkhead not denying that wheeljack's his boyfriend, bulkhead dropping an i love you, these two calling each other nicknames ("bulk" and "jackie"), whatever the hell this was

so i was honestly expecting the bulkjack tag on here to be much bigger than it was. but i had the same experience as you! i somehow managed to reach the bottom of the damn tag! i haven't even reached that with starop, and that's a rarepair, too! the fact that there's more content for ultra magnus x wheeljack... for shame!

yeah, i agree, these two need to have a lot more fanart, fanfiction, headcanons, they deserve more love! it's honestly shocking that there isn't more for them, because i've seen transformers fans ship for less.

and yeah, you're probably right about why people don't ship them as much. part of me wants to think that it's because bulkjack is relatively new in terms of transformers ships, but tfp released fifteen years ago. that's not an excuse anymore. as much as i hate to consider it, yeah. it wouldn't be surprising if bulkhead was less popular in the shipping department because he's both 1.) fat and 2.) played by a black man. he's not a skinny twink or a stereotypical bodybuilder the way ultra magnus is built. i'm not gonna sit here and say that everyone who ships wheeljack with someone other than bulkhead is doing it out of racism/fatphobia because hey, preferences are preferences, but... it wouldn't shock me if that's the reason for some people. i'll put it that way.

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Nobody

Wheeljack with a missle launcher: HAPPY NEW YEARS, CHECK OUT THIS COOL FIREWORK I FOUND

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based on this

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SO WAIT.

YOURE TELLING ME THE ENERGON "RECIPE" I MADE YEARS AGO WASNT THAT FAR OFF?!?!

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Transformers Skybound #13

Warning: the following post has spoilers for issue 13 of the Transformers Skybound/Image comics line. Please dont proceed if you haven't read, or if you don't want to be spoiled. -Scone/Voli

All I do in this fandom is CRY.

Good GOD this whole issue

This whole issue delved into some of Starscream's backstory. His designation used to be known as Ulchtar

MY BOY WAS A GOOD GUY!! HE WAS SO KIND AND SWEET!

Look at him and his boyfriend Genvo (and Jetfire)

I love this panel with the three of them together (definitely want to draw them!!)

But of course, Skybound decides to go :Hey you like these characters??? You REALLY LIKE THEM??

WELL HERE YA GO

I'm ugly crying in the club right now and I'm thinking "I swear if Megatron was the one who shot him."

Oh my God???

THATS SO MUCH WORSE?!?!?

"Hello, I am here to become your new toxic boyfriend." (I DONT SHIP MEGSTAR DONT COME AT ME)

The shift at the end, the art, the emotion, the power this issue had.

Also it gave birth to this silly (yet sad) panel

Anyways. Yeah. All I do in this fandom is cry and I'm going to eat the biggest bowl of ice cream.

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Transformers Prime Halloween Part 3

Transformers Prime Halloween Part 3 @Galactic-Captain-Voli is my other account,so yes I am writing this. Sorry this isn't my best, I'm not feeling good

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Todays topic: Carving the PUMPKIN (With the Autobots. Since yesterday was Decepticons)

Optimus: He is Carving the pumpkin and soon had made a perfect Autobot symbol in there.

Ratchet: He uses Surgical tools to carve and remove the guts from the pumpkin, but he just made random designs in there.

Bumblebee: He and Rafael make a very creepy spiders face.

Arcee: She doesn't participate at first, but she ends up joining Jack. They end up doing a classic Jack-o-lantern.

Wheeljack: ....He blew up the damn pumpkin. When Miko explained to 'gut the pumpkin' he decided a gernade would be the quickest way to do it.

Smokescreen: Well he got the guts out without even opening the pumpkin up (phase shifter) and he ends up Carving a drawing of himself...it's not the best but isn't the worst

Bulkhead: Miko and him carved a two faced jack O Lantern. They chased Ratchet with the guts of the pumpkin.

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TRANSFORMERS PRIME HALLOWEEN #2

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Transformers headcannon for Spooky-ween

Todays topic is Carving the pumpkin! (With the Decepticons)

Megatron: *He is confused about why people do this, but he soon just cuts it in half and calls it good*

Starscream: *He cleans and carves it to make it look like Megatron, and now is stabbing the pumpkin. Yelling 'die, die, die' over and over again*

Breakdown: *He is actually doing this right, and he pulls the guts out of the pumpkin and grinning at them. He is trying to have Knockout join him. Carves a decepticon symbol.*

Knockout: *HE REFUSES TO EVEN GO NEAR IT AFTER THE TOP GOES OFF. HE DOESN'T WANT THE GUTS TO GET ON HIM*

Soundwave: *He finishes in a few minutes and it's his face, carved in.*

Airchanid: *Same as Soundwave, except it was Arcee's face with two slash marks in an x formation on one side. And a spider on the other side*

Shockwave: *uses science to try and carve this pumpkin..it ends up exploding everywhere*

Predaking: *He is in charge of roasting all the pumpkin seeds. Doesn't carve*