pristincs:
“ i told everyone you went to get your tits done, but i’ll definitely have to come up with something else now. it’s so nice to see them in all their tiny glory, instagram doesn’t do you justice. you enjoy your water, but i’m going in for another margarita. i’m recovering from my third break-up this week, can you tell ? it’s times like these i really miss my milton mangoes, but ! what can you do, am i right ? anyway, hit me with it. i’m ready for anything. i tried to grab cocktails with eleanor last week and ended up being forced to sit at the pub with ferkos as they engaged in a heated discussion about CLAYMATION. a real pair of fruit loops, those cunce. ”
‘ bye, as if i’d ever drop my trademark ? the trademark bestowed upon me by you ? never, but i’ll tell them it was my uneven buttcheeks, it’s okay ——- oh, i can tell you are. i’ve never seen your skin more glowing. how ugly was he ? or ew wait, was he the same guy you sent me a pic of earlier because goodnight, his forehead was such a trigger….you’d need your mangoes to recover from that warzone. bye, this is what happens when you stay behind with 4chan and no sleep reddit and don’t join me in my amazing trip. so many dramas happened i'm shocked that didn't summon you. ’
