"Talk dirty to me~" -seductive sax in the distance-
"Uh…." Completely gobsmacked with the younger male’s words and mood setting, Yosuke was struggling to go along with the request.
"Eee… H-Hey sexy..?"
"... is that really all you've got."

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@headlesshanamura
"Talk dirty to me~" -seductive sax in the distance-
"Uh…." Completely gobsmacked with the younger male’s words and mood setting, Yosuke was struggling to go along with the request.
"Eee… H-Hey sexy..?"
"... is that really all you've got."
“I-I got lonely…” The Shadow mumbled, as if it helped any. He backed away slowly, his glowing gaze trained on the ground. “Do you know how much I want him back…?”
"--And that doesn't change how much you screwed up!" he reminds the Shadow of what is probably obvious to him, depending on how long this situation has been going on. Rubbing his neck, Yosuke reels himself back a bit after watching Yodai's mannerisms, the other looking rather pathetic.
"Is there seriously nothing you can do? Have you tried going back to the TV World and... I don't know, stay there?"
"I-in a coma… haha…" The Shadow laughed awkwardly, preparing to run if needed. He seemed too distracted to notice the odd gesture. "B-but he’s, like, breathing an’ all… that’s good, right?"
"That's still a good sign that you probably shouldn't be out here!"
"I meant in one of those weird Shadow and TV World rules I somehow don’t know ‘bout yet. I don’t understand the physics and logic it has, if it has any… heck, my host is in a coma -" He cut himself off immediately. Good job at spilling stuff again, Yodai.
Aaaand all sympathy comes to a screeching halt.
"Your host is WHAT?!"
"Did you coming out of the TV do that?!" the redhead demands to know, unnaturally clutching his own throat as he does so.
"More like trying to help out rather than hurt… but I’m not good at that kinda stuff. Surprisingly made some ‘friends’ nonetheless. Definitely a lot nicer here than the TV World. I’m not sure if I can stay here forever, though - are there rules against that sorta stuff?" The Shadow sighed.
"Well... If you're really not causing a problem being here I guess it's fine...?" Yosuke replies after a few moments, letting the other's expression and tone sink in and get to him a bit. In a way he can sympathize to a degree, being somewhat of a guest among humans himself...
[[ jeez i haven't roleplayed as yosuke in a while. he used to be my strongest muse, too... ah well. it might take me a bit to get back into the swing of things.
reminder that all my other muses are on this multimuse ]]
"Of course not. I’ve… taken a liking to this world. It’s…" He trailed off, frowning. He didn’t want to sound too sentimental. "It’s nice an’ all. Different from the TV World, and talking to humans is marginally better than talking to teddie bears, floating eyeballs and tables on fire."
The male cocks an eyebrow at first at Yodai's words, though after a moment he simply sighs and folds his arms. "I guess that's understandable...as long as you're not hurting anyone or making a mess." Yosuke comments, though his tone still carries a bit of skepticism.
"No particular reason… though I’m surprised you didn’t guess it. Boredom, loneliness, looking for entertainment… Decided to go through one of those exits Teddie kindly kept open. There’s nothing to do in the TV World nowadays, not after the whole peace thing smothered it."
So he's a Shadow of a Yosuke that finished the case... Finding the culprit makes even that world inside the TV change as well, huh?
"I'm actually glad to hear it's peaceful over there."
"You're not causing trouble, are you?"
"Well that was the most informative thing I’ve heard in my life." The Shadow sarcastically replied. "But you are right, I’m not your Shadow specifically. I have a different Yosuke for my host. Congratulations.”
Letting out a breath he hadn't even realized he'd been holding, Yosuke is relieved that this Shadow wouldn't be intrusive like the last few Shadows he's met have been."See? I was right."
"Still, what's your reasoning for being out here in the real world?"
"Calling all Teddies!
It’s time to rebel against the Yosuke Revolution and show them that we mean business~!”
"Hahaha....ha..."
"...wait what."
"You don’t know what the others are like. Most of the time we’re the more sane ones."
"Okay okay, I get it! Sheesh... I just thought the idea was kinda silly, didn't think it would be taken seriously..."
"Wow, you’re even more aggressive than me. Awkward conversations relating to that one little incident aside, what makes you think I’m not your Shadow?"
"That's-- ..."
"...I can just tell these things, okay?" Nope, not gonna be straightforwardly honest.
”..But,I’m not…crossdressing,Yosuke….
Isn’t this is what fellow mademoiselles wear…?”
"Last time I checked you were a dude, Ted. And guys definitely don't wear dresses..."
“Well, you can’t have an army without someone awesome…! I’m here, as always~ Did you miss me?”
"Like HELL I missed you. Though I can already tell you're not my Shadow, so don't even."
"...The Yosuke Army call summoned a Shadow Me,--" 'Definitely belonging to one of my human counterparts...' "--A crossdressing Teddie that I'm not even going to ask about, and...a little kid?"
Hana rushes and quickly cover’s the other’s mouth.
"Ssssssshhhhhhh!! Don’t say stuff like that, it only invites destruction!"
"Huh? Why not?" the halfa asks, voice muffled by the hand covering his mouth.
"..."
"If I were to say 'Yosuke Army, Assemble,' would anything happen?"