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Beach Bums

After graduating high school in a small Florida beach town, laid back best friends Becca (Rebel Wilson) and Ali (Janelle James) decide to forgo their college plans and turn their after school jobs as snow cone sellers into full time careers. But now, years later,  a fancy hotel is buying their beach's land to expand their resort, threatening their life of easy living. The pair is forced to think quick in order to stop the rich chain or risk losing their perfectly lazy life forever.

Feature Film

Genre: Screwball Comedy

Tone: Old School meets The Castle

(headline posted 5/7/23)

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Quid Pro Bro

Desperate for the authentic college experience, socially awkward Damien (Jacob Batalon) enlists the help of his former high school classmate and big man on campus Troy (Algee Smith) to help him rush his dream fraternity. Troy agrees, so long as Damien helps him get a part in the school's production of The Tempest, where his crush is sure to be cast. The two form an unlikely bond as they realize that college is less about the things you accomplish and more about the people you spend it with.

Feature Film

Genre: 90's-Style Comedy

Tone: 10 Things I Hate About You meets Rudy

(headline posted 10/21/23)

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Haute Mess

Francesca Mojave (Yvonne Orji) was once the most sought after fashion designer in New York until her excessive drinking and partying got her thrown into rehab. Her brand all but vanished, a clean Fran now returns to the city on a mission. She's going to win back her friends, job and reputation, no matter what it takes. Will she succeed or will her old haunts prove too tempting?

Feature Film

Genre: Heartfelt Comedy

Tone: 28 Days meets Devil Wears Prada

(headline posted 9/24/23)

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Son Burn!

Successful comic book artist Jeremy Brown (Patton Oswalt) made the mistake of using his fortune to give his son Theo (Jonah Hill) everything he’s ever wanted. Now in his 30s, Theo is not only privileged, rude and self obsessed, but he also just got arrested for drunk driving a golf cart on the highway. Charged with hours of community service, Jeremy sets Theo up to work at the local pool where he'll join the newest class of junior lifeguards, all of whom are high school sophomores. Seemingly back at square one, Theo must not only complete his time, but learn along with his teenage colleagues, what it means to be an adult.

Feature Film

Genre: Coming-of-Age Comedy

Tone: Role Models meets The Sandlot

(headline posted 7/27/23)

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Labor Pains

Benny (Taron Egerton), the best male OBGYN in San Francisco, loves spending his money, getting drunk and dating around. But when he immediately falls for single and expectant mother Jenny (Alexis Floyd), he is forced to reassess his promiscuous ways and, with the help of his wacky hospital colleagues, decide what kind of man he wants to be.

Television Show

Genre: Sitcom 

Tone: How I Met Your Mother meets Grey's Anatomy

(headline posted 6/3/23)

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Billion Dollar Bye

After nearly 30 years of marriage, wealthy couple Helen and Beau (Allison Janney, George Clooney) have decided to divorce. But, while they share three children and a thriving magazine business, neither is interested in it being amicable. Both encourage their lawyers to do whatever it takes to make the other’s life a living hell, no matter the cost. Only problem is, amidst the battle,  the two realize they may still be in love with the other. 

Feature Film 

Genre: Comedy 

Tone: Intolerable Cruelty meets Richie Rich

(headline posted 3/30/23)

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Ice Follies

Krystal (Michelle Yeoh) was on her way to the Winter Olympics when an injury ended her pro ice skating career. Now, 45 years later, she’s a dead beat mom who makes ends meet running a shoddy ice rink in her hometown. But when her daughter shows signs of athletic ability on the ice, Krystal snaps into action, producing a full-scale Ice Follies show to cover her daughter’s Olympic tryout entrance fees. If the show goes well, Krystal could not only regain her love of skating, but the respect of her daughter as well. 

Feature Film

Genre: Dark Comedy

Tone: The Full Monty meets I, Tonya

(headline posted 5/2/23)

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Jolly Rogers

A group of female pirates are underestimated by the pirate community, until they get their hands on what was thought to be a long lost treasure map. Only problem is, every other pirate crew is on their tail and eager to do take the map from them... by any means necessary. 

Television Show

Genre: Single-Cam Comedy

Tone: Our Flag Means Death meets A League of Their Own

(headline posted 4/25/23)

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Disorder in the Court

Newly elected judge Evelyn (Kerri Kenney-Silver) has just been placed in her first courtroom and is excited to make her mark on the justice system. Only problem is, her courtroom is in the heart of Las Vegas, where most of her cases involve ornery gamblers, unpaid caricaturists, and alcoholic magicians. 

Television Show 

Multi-Cam comedy

Tone: Night Court meets Reno 911

(headline posted 4/21/23)

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Justice Denied

After facing domestic abuse form her husband, Angela (Diane Guerrero) takes him to court, only to watch him walk free when there is not enough evidence to convict. Out of options, Angela takes it upon herself to attempt a risky murder plot that could finally bring him to justice.

Feature Film 

Drama

Double Jeopardy meets Orange is the New Black 

(headline posted 4/16/23)

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Mound of Trouble

After an affair with his agent goes public, famous MLB pitcher Danny Batiste (Wilmer Valderama) has not only been served divorce papers, but his professional contract is voided for inappropriate conduct. Danny is now forced to return to his minor league team, all of whom hate his self indulgent attitude and obsession with his own face. It’s going to take a lot of self reflection (and apologies) if he’s ever going to find his way back to the majors. 

Television Show

Genre: Heartfelt Comedy

Tone: Ted Lasso meets Pitch

(headline posted 3/10/23)

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Short and Sweet

Alice and Ben (Lacey Chabert, Josh Duhamel) have a whirlwind romance the summer after college before moving to opposite coasts for their respective careers. Fast forward 20 years where they find themselves as guests at the same wedding, both with serious signifiant others. As the two realize there is still a spark, they wonder if this was fate bringing them back together or if their romance was just a short and sweet moment that should remain in the past. 

Feature Film

Genre: Hallmark Movie

Tone: Serendipity meets Always Be My Maybe

(headline posted 3/27/23)

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Exit Stage Left

Sofia (Rita Moreno) is an aging Hollywood starlet hoping to finish her career fulfilling her dream of performing on Broadway. But her massive ego makes it almost impossible for her director Andy (Colin Hanks) to make any progress, which he desperately needs as his last three productions have been major flops. If they’re going to get this show off the ground, they’re going to have to work together. and for the first time ever, be kind. 

Feature Film

Genre: Heartfelt Comedy

Tone: Mother (Albert Brooks) meets The Producers

(headline posted 4/13/23)

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Mouse Trapped

When a murder is committed in a small Vermont hotel during a snow storm, it seems obvious to the everyone that it was the work of Jasper (Pedro Pascal), the victim’s black sheep son in line to inherit his fortune. Claiming to be innocent, Jasper must find the real killer before the snow clears and the police can reach the secluded destination to arrest him. 

Television Show

Genre: Limited Series Dark Comedy

Tone: The After Party meets The Mousetrap

(headline posted 4/17/23)

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Go Woke Or Go Broke

Alec Fey (Bradley Cooper), a successful CEO of a major fashion brand, is hit with a hefty discrimination suit after a leaked recording of his demand for  thin white female models goes viral.  In a last ditch effort to save his career, Alec hires a diverse group of designers to help him create an entirely new clothing line. With a looming runway show and pending court date, Alec will either learn a valuable lesson about inclusiveness, or go bankrupt and get permanently cancelled. 

Feature Film

Genre: Dark Comedy

Tone: The Mighty Ducks meets She Said

(headline posted 4/8/23)

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Fright Train

Teenage siblings Margo and Jack are en route from one divorced parent to another when they discover their train is haunted. But the presence of each ghost and/or ghoul is the result of unfinished business that only a mortal can assist them with. If the siblings are going to survive the journey, they’ll have to aid each goblin in their quests... but time is running out.

Feature Film

Genre: Family Film

Tone: We Have a Ghost meets The Sixth Sense

(headline posted 11/28/23)

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Chickening Out

Entitled siblings Chloe and Julius (Kate Berlant, John Early) excitedly head to their late father’s will reading with plans to spend their inheritance on extravagant clothes, yachts and mansions. But to their dismay, dear old dad only bequeathed the two spoiled brats his failing poultry farm, an investment idea that never came to fruition. Without a penny to their names, the two are forced to move onto the farm and hopefully turn a profit, possibly becoming better people in the process. 

Television Show

Genre: Single-Cam Comedy

Tone: Green Acres meets The Other Two

(headline posted 9/16/22)