Merlin of the White Council

I am Aurthur Langtry, Merlin of the White Council, Head of the governing body of ALL wizards in this world. Obey our Laws or face our consequences.

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What kind of "charactershaming" sign would you hang around my muse's neck?

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Peace Treaties (Closed Thread)

The White Council had secured the use of the Ways through Winter since the Red War, thanks (sadly) to the Wizard turned Warden, Harry Dresden. It had made both victories and retreats possible because of the short trips the ways could provide between virtually any place in the world, and a great many of those ways, meant going through the harsh Terrain of the Winter Realm of the Nevernever.

Now normally, this wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that some of the harshest and more destructive of the beasts of winter didn't inhabit this area, and just because The Queen of Air and Darkness said you could move through, didn't mean it would be an easy trek. Many Wardens had been attacked by things such as large sentient spiders or trolls of various kinds, though none of them friendly.

It was the most recent report, of a young Warden found, dead and cocooned in the forest, that made the current Merlin of the White Council decide to call a meeting between himself and Queen Mab of Winter to attempt to work something out.

Arthur found himself standing in front of the hidden little bar or the streets of Chicago, frowning at the blasted sign just inside the door that read "ACCORD NEUTRAL GROUND". He frowned as he read it, the appearance setting him slightly more on edge then he already was. The Queen of Air and Darkness was no one to be laughed at, and this meeting was going to be tense.

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ff+

Court Relations... What is this...

Ah someone wrote a story. Fiction of course.

A negotiation between the White Court and the White Council. I guess that is plausible.

What is that boy doing.

"I could feel the urge growing, from the tips of my toes to the top of my beard." What does that mean?!

What in the Seven Levels of Hell is going on?!

He isn't going to... oh. He is...

The Wardens are coming in! Leave! Don't go under the desk!

Why are we sparkling?

I am disgusted by what I just read...

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ff+ Luccio

Another one?

Anastasia this time…

Who is submitting these?

"I have a burning need for you between my thighs."

What is she… oh!

That is not what the Senior Council Sash is for!

I do not wish to finish reading this…

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Is there upsetting news, sir?

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No Warden. Just a mildly displeasing report from one of the american reigonal commanders. Nothing to worry about though. He sorted it out.

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ff+ Mab

The queen of Air and Darkness needs tribute... What kind of corny phrase is that...

Why am I offering my body to be taken to the winter realm...

I don't see why we couldn't just negotia-...

Ice is not meant for that...

Why is she tying me down... it isn't as though...

DANTE'S SEVEN CIRCLES!!!

*Arthur slams the laptop given to him by one of the Wardens closed as sparks fly out of it*

a rawhead...

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ff+ Luccio

Another one?

Anastasia this time...

Who is submitting these?

"I have a burning need for you between my thighs."

What is she... oh!

That is not what the Senior Council Sash is for!

I do not wish to finish reading this...

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Ff+ Harry

Who sumbitted this to me. Must have been important.

Dresden? DRESDEN?!

Who wrote this?

Why is he locking my door?

Dresden could not overpower me so eas-

Foci should not be used in such a manner!

I am begging him for "release"...

"And as he came, his beard flowed as winds raged through the office."

WHO WROTE SUCH DEPRAVITY!?!

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Send me "ff+" and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

requested by anonymous as reversal to this meme.

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ff+ Langtry

…what is this….

Langtry? Why on Earth would I be doing this with the Merlin?

“The lovers coupled with the pent up passions of centuries" Jesu Christe…. 

That is an irresponsible use of a foci. Yes I understand the metaphor, but it is a bad idea.

[turns away from laptop]

[quickly shuts it]

I sincerely wish I hadn’t seen that…..

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What do you wish you hadn’t seen Commander?

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[Places hand on top of closed laptop]

Ah, nothing of importance, Arthur. The internet is a very strange place.

[Wonders how much of her commentary he heard] 

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Alright Anastasia. I thought I heard you mention a problem with one of your Foci. Carry on then…

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ff+ Langtry

…what is this….

Langtry? Why on Earth would I be doing this with the Merlin?

“The lovers coupled with the pent up passions of centuries" Jesu Christe…. 

That is an irresponsible use of a foci. Yes I understand the metaphor, but it is a bad idea.

[turns away from laptop]

[quickly shuts it]

I sincerely wish I hadn’t seen that…..

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What do you wish you hadn't seen Commander?

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There has been quite a trend of people not staying dead lately. Just so you know.

I have realized this. I am attempting to have someone look into it now.

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shadowxwithachoice:

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If I have some say in who is to be my chaperon, and if it can be agreed that no wizards are to come anywhere near my operating system, I would be agreeable to that arrangement.

I feel as thought that could be arranged. I will make sure that you receive the files as soon as possible, and that a list of appropriate wardens is sent to you as well. We will clear out an area and enclose it in a circle for you to accommodate your work as well. I thank you for the help Mrs…

That sounds fair.  Ms, I’m not married.  I’m Lash.

Shall we arrange a meeting for a discussion on the current trend of various individuals not remaining dead?  It will take me a day or two to arrange my information.

Ms. Lash. I will have a Warden meet you at a place of your choosing two days from now to escort you back to Edinburgh. I assume this works for you?

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The newer generation of Wizards really needs to refresh their Latin...

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There has been quite a trend of people not staying dead lately. Just so you know.

I have realized this. I am attempting to have someone look into it now.

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headofthecouncil:

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If I may, why do you want movements of The Fomor. What interests do you have in them? for the right reason, I don’t see why I couldn’t supply them though.

I have been working on a project that could be used to predict future movements.  The more data I have, the more accurately I can model the system.

If we could use this project after its completion then I will gladly give you the information, and even allow you access to White Council Archives if that would help. With a chaperon of course.

If I have some say in who is to be my chaperon, and if it can be agreed that no wizards are to come anywhere near my operating system, I would be agreeable to that arrangement.

I feel as thought that could be arranged. I will make sure that you receive the files as soon as possible, and that a list of appropriate wardens is sent to you as well. We will clear out an area and enclose it in a circle for you to accommodate your work as well. I thank you for the help Mrs…?

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There has been quite a trend of people not staying dead lately. Just so you know.

I have realized this. I am attempting to have someone look into it now.

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headofthecouncil:

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That is an interesting position indeed. To have so much knowledge at your disposal. And what, may I ask, are you wanting in return for your services?

For my knowledge, I seek knowledge in return.  Specifically, reports of supernatural movements since the destruction of the Red Court.

If I may, why do you want movements of The Fomor. What interests do you have in them? for the right reason, I don’t see why I couldn’t supply them though.

I have been working on a project that could be used to predict future movements.  The more data I have, the more accurately I can model the system.

If we could use this project after its completion then I will gladly give you the information, and even allow you access to White Council Archives if that would help. With a chaperon of course.

[headofthecouncil-blog]

There has been quite a trend of people not staying dead lately. Just so you know.

I have realized this. I am attempting to have someone look into it now.

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shadowxwithachoice:

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The basics of my position consist of two thousand years of mortal history and a rather intimate knowledge of what may be involved in not remaining dead.

That is an interesting position indeed. To have so much knowledge at your disposal. And what, may I ask, are you wanting in return for your services?

For my knowledge, I seek knowledge in return.  Specifically, reports of supernatural movements since the destruction of the Red Court.

If I may, why do you want movements of The Fomor. What interests do you have in them? for the right reason, I don't see why I couldn't supply them though.

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Wonder if the old bastards ever gotten laid... Seems too stressed out all the time to find an actual ladyfriend...

Meyers... I will have you know that I had many a ladyfriend, before I became the head of the council.

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