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     Aw, jeez! Wirtâs already on top of him, what a bummer! Wouldnât it have been cool to have added height to a mini-mountainâs summit?! His brother really doesnât get itâ if anything, heâs helping the sheep by making the display more magnificent. (He wonât mention wanting to feel a bit taller this time around.)
     Why wouldnât there be a festival about rocks, honestly? Thereâs ones about the moon and the sun, and those are both rocks too! So obviously the less universal rocks need love too, down to the tiniest pebble. But oh! Wirtâs asking him something! ⌠Whereâd he get that stick?
     â Did you know that turtles get their shells decorated by professional mermaid sculptures? They get polished every 5 years! â
     â Fish have an entirely different artist unit altogether for their scales. â Well, thatâs one way to distract him.
   In Wirtâs opinion, no, no it would not have been cool. Greg is the one who doesnât get it! He canât just go around and mess with decorations that the sheep apparently put up despite not having fingers! Er, how did they do that, anyway? ... No. No, heâs not going to debate the logistics of how sheep can stack rocks. Oh my gosh.
   As long as Gregâs happy with the event, Wirt canât bring himself to be annoyed for too long. Itâs not everyday thereâs a festival practically catered to your little half-brother! ... Whereâd he get that stick?
   âUh.â He really should correct Greg, but he doesnât have it in him to refute a Rock Factâ˘. âNo, I didnât know that, Greg. Tell me more about the artists that decorate fish scales.â Thank the heavens for his brotherâs short attention span.










