jess let me live

100% salty / 50% thirsty

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[cpericardium]

parried three bait posts in a row

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[bingomann]

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[shewhowillrise]

[spicy-apple-pie]

Mpreg Bruce

[natalieironside]

nopilled notcore ain'tmaxxing won'tcel

[cryptotheism]

[snapscube]

Can I interest you in our desert menu?

sure what have u got

[snapscube]

thanks but i’ll pass

[kurhanchyk]

[kurhanchyk]

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

[lesbianwitchvampires]

Pluribus and text posts 1/?

[panidanya]

after storm

watercolor, gouache

[panidanya]

after storm with mama

watercolor, gouache, mama

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[ladytemeraire]

"Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected in the region. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?"

[dankxsinatra]

[thesapphictwink]

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

[misheancolchester]

[kinardstits]