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Call me Cap * Any pronouns

[captainjonnitkessler]

Anyway I have gotten a bunch of new followers lately so just to state it up top: terfs and radfems aren't fucking welcome here, take your gender essentialist trash somewhere else.

[ramqiu]

grace rocky save stars :]

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[svogliata-mente]

the only productive members of society are the workers who put diy tutorials on youtube

[captainjonnitkessler]

What a joy to live in a world where I can see Beauregard Lionett onscreen any time I choose

[crazy-brazilian]

[sunforgrace]

saying hi to your mutual on their popular post is a time honored noble tradition

[samreich]

just throwing this out there

[damagecontrolstyleaggression]

I can't believe Anthony Stewart Head has died. RIP, you gave us an iconic character

[snowflakeeel]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

citing a goddamn source??“

[theequeerstrian]

No

It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Smug irrationality

[ot3]

common misconception but ultimately untrue. what edgeworth has going on is an incredibly straightforward combination of daddy issues, autism, strict upbringing, and poorly repressed homosexuality. robust, yes, but not complicated. whatever the fuck makes phoenix act like that is an issue that the subject's top scholars are still debating today. nothing so easily summarized.

[kingdomoftyto]

Happy Pride to these two specifically

[furryprovocateur]

social media is an experiment by the US government to make the population hate art by having operatives calling themselves artists be the most annoying people in recorded human history

[captainjonnitkessler]

There are a lot of tools that are common to lose. I mean, screwdrivers, sure, you can toss them in any old drawer and forget which one. Hammers, easy to leave somewhere instead of putting them away, that doesn't annoy me.

It's when I'm wandering around checking various kitchen cabinets for things like my crowbar or the six-speed orbital jigsaw that really gets me. My house is not that big, where could it POSSIBLY be hiding. Where did I put it and why the fuck did I put it there

[toasthaste]

i only bought three pluots but surely a second one today couldn't hurt....

[toasthaste]

surely tomorrow remi couldn't get mad at lil ol me for eating all three of the pluots....

[toasthaste]

what kind of evil bastard ate all my pluots

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[strandnreyes]

this is exactly what I’m talking about

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

I saw a post which was like “why are people still posting about [kink] aren’t they bored of it?” which is on the face of it a bizarre sentiment. Would you ask why someone attracted to women still likes boobs after years? Shouldn’t they have gotten bored of them?

Fundamentally it stems from an approach to life that does not care about desire but only what desires make you seem cool and hip

Why are you still posting about that kink? Don’t you know it’s passé now?