─ ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ Injury/injured starters
a mix of injury/injured starters (stab wounds, broken bones/limbs, bruises, other general injuries) from both the whumpee and the bystander/caretaker
cw: mentions of blood and injury
“That is a lot more blood than I was expecting.”
“I wasn’t ready to say goodbye.”
“I wasn’t prepared for that level of pain.”
“Oh… that’s definitely worse than I thought.”
“If I pass out, don’t panic.”
“It’s just blood. Stop panicking.”
“I’m trying really hard not to freak out.”
“Okay, maybe it’s a little broken. I’ve had worse.”
“I swear if you draw a penis on my cast—”
“Nobody else needs to know about this.”
“I didn’t realize how many things require two hands.”
“Can we skip the part where you tell me ‘I told you so?’”
“That’s probably not supposed to bend like that.”
“Please tell me you brought painkillers.”
“On the bright side, I don’t have to go to work.”
“I’m sitting down because I want to, not because you told me to.”
“What the hell happened to you?”
“You look like you’ve been run over.”
“Tell me where it hurts.”
“I thought I was going to lose you.”
“Next time you throw yourself into danger, I’m breaking the other arm myself.”
“Just hang on for me. You can do that, yeah?”
“Don’t thank me for helping. Just stop getting injured.”
“You call this ‘not that bad?’”
“I need you to stay awake.”
“If you ever pull something this reckless again, I’m dragging you straight back home.”
“You broke your arm making toast?”
“You were supposed to stay behind me.”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were hurt?”
“Don’t scare me like that.”
“How many fingers am I holding up?” *using their middle finger*
“Your face is turning purple.”
“You’re supposed to be using the crutches.”
“Someone has to make sure you don’t wander off and break the other/another arm/leg/body part.”
“You’re not fooling anyone with that limp.”
“Sit down before I make you sit down.”
“You’re bleeding.” “That’s usually what happens when someone gets stabbed.”
“Why is your eye black?” “Long story.” “I have time.”
“Don’t touch it.” “I wasn’t going to.” “Yes, you were.”
“Please tell me this happened while fighting something cool.” “A door.”
“Leave it.” “Leave it? It’s sticking out of you.”
“How bad is it?” “Do you want the honest answer or the comforting one?”
“I said I’m fine.” “And I said you’re bleeding through your shirt.”
“You should’ve left me.” “Don’t ever ask me to do that again.”
“Need help with that?” “No.” *pause* “Yes.”
“How bad is it?” “[Name] carried me here.” “...That bad, huh?”
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