God Damn, This Shi Ain’t Real

“God has allowed me to live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem.”

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[konoko]

[becherdireinen]

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

[wnwnmemo]

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[konoko]

[thats-all-fucks-deactivated2018]

[liminal-x-wave]

S t a y ?

[konoko]

[gangueiro]

[morickyyy]

[guyana-punk-deactivated20241119]

[mdq]

pet cigarette

[i-thedevourer]

computah, can you block everyone wasting my time

[deadsignaltv]

[dreamstars]

[nessamwuah]

how it feels to be with the wrong man

[bigfootbeat]