Bunny tales

~KC | 29 | agender, they/them | Canada~ this blog contains posts that make me happy, which at the moment is mostly FFXIV

[hear-feel-think]

Everything you need to know about River Seine, bunny boy

[ladyofvoss]

This is my WoL, Thalia. She is very cute. She is also very bisexual. Please reblog if your WoL is also very cute and very bisexual.

[thunderstyled]

And here is the Maelle piece I did for CF22! ❤️🌹

[redstonedust]

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

[thefreelanceangel]

[vogelspinne]

Remembrance

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[blumineck]

Sorry to keep banging on about this! I just have a few days left to meet the funding goal!

The Bluminarmour Project

Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.

[thelostpretzel]

i am going to become alisaie's fan account

[makimurashunsuke]

[guttertongue]

You're meant to savour...

[fistfuloflightning]

keeping vigil till he awakes

[voidsentprinces]

Bring one back to aid with the Winterers and Halmarut's dilemma

Lahabrea, the Speaker and Warden of Pandaemonium

Emet-Selch, Watcher of the Underworld and Sorcerer of Eld

Elidibus, Emissary of the Convocation and The Final Judgement of Amaurot

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

"WHERES THE ALL OF THE ABOVE OPTION?"

Hythlodaeus ran off with it...handsome little shit.

[duckbunny]

media literacy includes understanding why a media product was made, to whom it's being sold, and the assumed preferences of its marketing demographic. narrative is not produced or sold in a vacuum.

[aviatorhead]

Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine? (color palette here)

[strange-aeons]

Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time

I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks

Who did you steal your shoelaces from?

Obama

Whoever is current US president

A non-US president (put in tags)

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours

[plounce]

what they don't tell you about shb is that we're actually seeing run 100 of a timeloop where thancred has fucked things up in some way every prior time and thats why his behavior is Shutting Up And Trying To Stand Still. he completely blunders into the True Path which might not even be the Best path

[plounce]

hits of the previous loops:

one half of his heart gets its wish and ryne euthanizes herself and becomes Minfilia, and thagamemnon realizes it wasn't worth it, it was never worth it

he is Too protective of ryne & it leads to her getting killed by smth she didn't have the skills to deal with

he never rescues ryne from eulmore and the wol dies on mt gulg and ends the world

he parks himself and ryne in il mheg and ran'jit's soldiers burn down the shelves and urianger dies

he parks himself and ryne at the crystarium and eulmore invades and sacks the city

he parks himself and ryne with the night's blessed and when fort gohn gets burned down y'shtola dies

he never lets them get anywhere near other people and ryne gets so lonely she runs away and dies

the classic "maybe if i die it'll end the loop and ill be free" no it doesnt

he does everything right, he's kind and generous and loving, and still she dies in some horrible accidental way

the run right after that where he's a mean bastard because he's exhausted and heartsore and maybe it'll work. it does not

ryne kills him

ryne mercy kills him after an injury

he gets sin eater'd

he gets leafman'd

he stomps off in a huff in amh araeng and falls into the cinder surprise sand canyon

[ofdarklands]

the lordling

boot maintenance can be painful