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just some corny lovey-dovey gaylor The Fate of Ophelia edit, forgive me, it's my first edit đŤĽđśâđŤď¸
They donât like that we âassumeâ Taylorâs sexuality and then they say âTaylor is the straightest woman aliveâ as if that is not an even bigger assumption
âI think Taylor is queerâ - open, could mean a myriad of things, concluded from lyrical analysis and repeated symbolism
âTaylor is the straightest woman aliveâ - confining Taylor into one box, concluded from the assumption that publicly dating boys=straight and a bias that the queer experience has to look a certain way
Taylor do something gay for my birthday please đĽş
Sometimes I really wish gaylor takes were more mainstream because I cannot edit characters to songs (even if they fit perfectly) because it would be too obvious that I am a gaylor
For example: I would really like to make an edit to Lavender Haze within the context of bearding/confusing queer feelings/queer ambiguity but then it would be obvious that I am a gaylors because we are the only ones who see that interpretation
hetlors with Taylor's lyrics
The Life of a Showgirl is a satirical musical and the entire album is one big Rick Roll. She warned us of this in many ways and a lot of people seemed to have missed the clues so I'm here to break it down!
Starting off strong, she said, and I quote, "A showgirl knows what the crowd wants, and the crowd is your king"
She then gave us an entire video showing that she is behind the camera intentionally directing a shitshow. A version of herself that is so bad at performing she's even stumbling trying to pose for a photoshoot. Taylor the person then makes fun of Showgirl brand Taylor and heckles her by saving "it's giving no girl, not showgirl". Essentially breaking the fourth wall and clueing us in that she knows the album is bad. But that IS the concept behind the album. It is not suppose to be good, it is suppose to be as of Poet Taylor left the scene, and only Showgirl Taylor is in full control. And she made sure we knew of this concept because at the start of this album rollout Taylor liked a post confirming that in the Anti-Hero MV the 2 Taylors are Poet Taylor and Showgirl Taylor and that usually for her albums the 2 Taylors work together. This is symbolic of her songs being written mainly by Taylor the person and then brand Taylor sprinking in something to fit the public narrative such as how Dress is clearly about a woman, but she sprinkled in the buzzcut line as the "bait and switch" balance confessed in Willow. HOWEVER, for this album we were made aware that original recipe would be abandoned and brand Taylor would SOLELY be in charge of this album, which as we've seen Taylor depict multiple times, brand Taylor aka Showgirl Taylor is nothing on her own without Taylor the person, the mastermind pulling the strings.
Hence why just about everything on this album feels so hallow, lacking genuine emotion or storytelling, missing crucial details, no cohesion, and above all the lyrics are extremely forced to be cringy and terrible writing compared to what she's known to deliver.
This is extremely obvious when you look at the juxtaposition between the lyrics on the album, and the Poems released alongside it. Her caption itself on her post about the album was far more poetic and better writing than anything on the album, going to show she didn't lose her spark or forget how to write good, everything is apart of the role she's playing, and she's on the sidelines directing it.
This was her way of saying this album is NOT for "us" and she would by no means be making any art that SHE as Taylor the person would want to put out. The Showgirl album is handmade specifically for the swifties that only love her when she makes her life about a man, and that's why she goes as far as to take back Lavender Haze, because while Taylor the person agrees with it Showgirl Taylor never would. In fact, the tracks themselves are very obviously based off of narratives that have gone around on both Stan Twitter and within Travis obsessed spaces.
That is why the album ends with rhetoric that implies the entire album was a Performance. Track by track she's literally just playing into fan believed narratives or referencing things that were viral during the time of the Eras Tour. It is crowd focused. The crowd is her king, this is what they want, she hopes they get what they want, they deserve what they want, and this is her biggest performance art piece yet. So let's now look into some of the tracks so we can see what within them indicates that she is Trolling.
Beginning with Wood, I immediately knew what meme she was playing off of and now that interpretation is currently going around on the internet. There was a viral meme in 2021 between stan wars that was about comparing how Taylor describes "doing it" so poetically while other artists don't, specifically the resurfaced one was comparing But Daddy I Love Him to Ariana Grande's "yes and?" And here is the meme below for context:
Now the joking lyrics clearly mock that Taylor would describe it as "Wood" in her "Redwood Forest" and then Taylor proceeded to release a song exactly about that called Wood including the lyric "Redwood Tree". Now in what world would that be romantic for her to write this song off the back of a joke? It wouldn't, it's purely birthed from satire. And the extra layer that confirms nothing about the song "Wood" is serious is the fact that Max Martin produced it but he also produced on Eternal Sunshine.....
Next we have "Actually Romantic" which is Taylor intentionally playing into the fan narrative throughout Eras that Charli XCX and her have some kind of crazy beef. I promise you they don't, there's a lot of evidence they are in association with each other, and to think that out of just 12 tracks she wanted to write about THAT reflects a deep disconnect, but the fans aren't questioning it because as the whole point of this album is this is what THEY want to hear. The crowd is her king, and they're getting what they want.
Next we have Father Figure and there is actually 2 things for this one. For starters the obvious, during Eras it was a huge viral trend to make thrist trap edits of Taylor to George Michael's Father Figure, so again she is directly taking from what the fans want. In addition, fans are claiming that she wrote it about Olivia Rodrigo because some of the lyrics talk about the subject reminding her of a younger version of herself, needing to rid of her to be successful in their own career etc, and these are the kind of points that have been viral in discussion of swiftie spaces in regard to Taylor and Olivia allegedly having beef. She is feeding right into everything they love to talk about as IF it's facts, and within this album she's handing them a sense of false validation. The funniest part about this is that it's a bit of bait and switch because she addresses the subject as a guy and yet still has fans saying she must be talking about Olivia. Going to show they don't actually believe when Taylor uses "he/him" or says "man" that that actually means the real muse or subject is a guy despite the fact they love to use that as an argument. It also is important to mention that George Michael was gay, and closeted, his song Father Figure is about that, and she interpolated it into her own. But of course that went over "their" heads and all they took from it was the narrative they wanted, hence the point. Ignoring lyrics like "this love is pure profit" which implies a fake relationship, "step into my office" because it's contractual, etc.
The Fate of Ophelia, Honey, and Wish List straight up play into the fan narrative that Travis saved her and that a man defined her happiness and it really lyrically pushes on that point which is arguably one of the most common narratives of how Tayvis stans kept talking about her, especially the desire for her to have kids with him, the fantasies of what their like physically, etc. Like the lyric about having the whole block looking like him when that would imply.... no chance anyone genuinely thinks she's serious but that's what the crowd wants, and they get what they want.
Eldest Daughter literally has the lyrics "trolling and memes" before talking about people being cutthroat in the comments and sending hate and this was her way of saying she knows most real fans are going to hate the album but every track is really just trolling and memes. She even says "when you found me I said I was busy, that was a lie" just to say in an interview last night when asked if her closest friends would come to her wedding with Travis that she doesn't know because "they are busy" implying that's a lie. The fan narrative this song plays into is the infantilization of Travis which is that Travis was just a sad lost puppy troubled bad boy that Taylor came and fixed saving him from Kayla Nicole. Because the song also implies shade at her and hear me when I say, that's something that crowd REALLY wanted with the hate they've sent her way.
The Life of a Showgirl wraps it up by revealing anything that came prior was a performance, she was on a stage, sets of a play, hitting her marks as the showgirl. Taylor and Sabrina thank the crowd they designed the performance based on and say their goodbyes before exiting the stage. It's most repeated lyric keeps thanking a more experienced showgirl for the Bouquet which is her way of contradicting Wood where she said "I dont need a Bouquet". Because again, it was satire. Catching a Bouquet is also about luck and that whole song calls back to the Lucky One, you know the one where she's stuck as the Showgirl in Hollywood where your lovers don't even know you. Cuz the relationships aren't real, yeah that one.
In conclusion, the purpose of this showgirl character has been the same thing she's been teasing for years but more specifically since Midnights. She's burning down the brand, which means no more characters, no more Eras. The Eras Tour wasn't a goodbye to music, it was a farewell to the concept of Eras themselves and redefining herself every album to something brand suitable. We know this because in that same ad where she's directing Showgirl Taylor, the showgirl quite literally kicks a bucket, which is an expression for dying. She said in hits different "this is why you shouldnt off the main guy" because the brand keeps her protected but she's outgrown it. In the aftermath we will only get albums solely as Taylor the person, something we have never truly gotten before, hence the "This is not Taylor's Version" shirts. Same way how we had never truly gotten a solely Brand Taylor album till now. The 2 Taylor's are parting ways, with 1 final goodbye from the Showgirl, and when all is said and done, and the slow cracking that has been going on finally shatters, the curtain will be pulled and Taylor TM will cease to exist. (Captured by the fact that she called the cracking Hatching like an egg, and in Anti Hero inside the egg was the same purple glitter that was cracking through her pfp and we all know the purple glitter represented her inner truth seaping on the outside)
And the reason she posted regular orange hearts instead of the firey ones after the album was out is because Karma, the album her statements had actually been about like "the record she's been wanting to put out for such a long time" and the album the orange door and everything conceptually is actually for, is still on it's way. She said the poems have hidden messages that are very important but all they do is count One Two Three Four Five. Karma was originally the Sixth album. This is the final act. It's all apart of the story.
the spotify pop up confirming the lyric âkeep it 100â is real REALLY makes me think sheâs going to do a bait and switch. instead of a double album at 1am (continuing the 3, 2, 1 countdown from the last 2 albums) i think she will issue a REAL album at 1am⌠a taylorâs version if you will. (lexa made a great tik tok about this that made a lot of sense, i was originally thinking she would play a diff album at the release party, but that wouldnât reach everyone and would give the fake songs too long i think)
lexa also mentioned the lyric swap conundrum on OG blank space with those cheesy, corny âsparks are flyingâ lyrics (which sound a lot like the leaked showgirl lyrics), while the blank space tv lyrics were normal.
also, the album is her shortest album yet, because it HAS to be less than an hour because another album is coming at 1am. and that album, i think, is karma đđ§¨đšđ§Ą
this would also explain why most of the pics in the TN âthinking about when she said see you next eraâ post were orange and PINK⌠not orange and green. and why the ârelease party of a showgirl outfit guideâ includes orange and pink outfits. (so glad i already was planning an orange and pink outfit letâs go lesbians!!!)
if i showed up at your party, would you have me, would you want me? would you tell me to go fuck myself, or lead me to the garden?
crash the party like a record scratch as i scream, WHOâS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD MEEEEE
put on your records and regret meeting me
and of course⌠every bait and switch was a work of art â¤ď¸âđĽ
anyway, i know it sounds insane! but i just donât in ANY way think the fate of ophelia (on an album where the cover is her drowning in a bathtub) will say âitâs about to be the sleepless night youâve been dreaming of, the fate of opheliaâ in the chorus. like⌠do any of you believe that??????
xoxo, gaylor girl đ¤
TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE ULTIMATE GAYLOR
itâs always a good laugh when someone is adamantly insisting that taylor swift is the straightest woman alive when the song maroon exists lmao
whatâs so interesting about this photo is that it stands out in comparison to the rest of the photos for this era and doesnât match the albumâs aesthetic.
itâs also the only picture frame that taylor is touching in this photo which makes me think that it is significant.
Itâs certainly the odd one out and to me is very 1989 coded and reminds me of the bad blood music video (the hair, make up, angle, and expression) which has her quite literally burning it all down.
Daylight behind her vs flames
Much to think about â¤ď¸âđĽ
taylor emphasizing how a showgirl puts on a luxurious show meanwhile in the quick change room she is hyperventilating and then says that âbut maybe thatâs just me.â
this makes me feel so sad for her, and itâs heartbreaking that there are still people who donât understand that this is a performance and she has to put on a happy face even when she is miserable.
thatâs why she calls herself âpathological people pleaserâ and says âi can show you liesâ in i can do it with a broken heart.
interesting that itâs called âthe official release party of a showgirlâ and not âthe official release party of the life of a showgirl.â
is she finally out of the cage?
I think this era is absolutely fascinating to watch and one of the most interesting parts is how the fans are reacting.
Thereâs a real palpable disappointment after every countdown followed by a smeasly merch drop and many people are getting frustrated. I think Taylor swift is too smart to be accidentally angering her fans so I think itâs deliberate. Itâs so hard to predict her next moves but I have a feeling there will be another frustrating merch drop before the album.
Sheâs ruffling feathers and fanning flames all whilst hiding from us and this is all part of the album rollout.
Sheâs manipulating the fans to shout for more and Brand Taylor Swift seems very prevalent at the moment.
Throw in the reputation tracks (possibly not the original versions) in the background of merch promo and I am very intrigued as to what is going on.
All this to say, Iâm certainly entertained.
Every Taylor Swift song is like
Your lips were clandestine scarlet The night at the concert when I was kissing you When everyone was judging us They don't understand our love I'm going to hell to be with you Boy
Itâs both funny and sad how obsessed people are with gaylors like low key get a life lmao
âOh no! A small group of (predominantly queer) people are being âcringeâ and âweirdâ on the internet the world is over and we must relentlessly bully them instead of having fun doing what we actually enjoy. We must dunk on the gaylors itâs what Tay Tay (our capitalist ethical billionaire queen) would want and we have to spend every update checking to see if theyâre mad yet!!!â
Like damn why are you so obsessed with us? Should we have a rivals to lovers arc? Are we gonna kiss? Are you so mad at me you push me against a wall and realise how close we are and then pause to stare at my lips? I clearly occupy so much space in your mind so do you wanna make out about it or�
Because if they donât wanna kiss us about it maybe they should mind their own business and learn how to enjoy something without feeling the urge to bully someone they disagree with over it. Itâs giving Mean and Insecure Bullies. AnywaysâŚ
Canât wait to hear Dr Bryanliciousâ opinion on the engagement
âIs there a storm abrewinâ between tayyylorr swiftâs non ethical non monogamous bisexual dom sub interattractive polyamourous relationship??? Two thirds of the polycule are now engaged. *green screen glass shatters and repairs itself* How does Ross feel about this and is he still upset that the homeless otter off the street is holding all his husbandâs and his husbandâs girlfriendâs attention??? Where is travis travisâ husband in these engagement pictures??? Is the album going to massively flop now???? Will pillowface return for the wedding??? What will Gracie Abraham Lincoln do now sheâs been kicked out of the polycule??? And will travis survive Taylor dom daddy swiftâs nine inch strap on the wedding night??? I guess weâll have to wait and see.â