HEARD AT THE COP

[heardatthecop-blog]

I always gain weight during finals." -Kaylee "It's all the knowledge going into your body."

Surin

[heardatthecop-blog]

That's a belly? I thought it was a sand dollar!

Dana

[heardatthecop-blog]

(Smiling) It looks just like detemir...I'm so smart.

Jenish studying for Neamati’s MedChem section

[heardatthecop-blog]

I dunno, he's kind of a bro." -Jerika "So? You're kind of a bro. You have salmon pants.

Jenny

[heardatthecop-blog]

You get your eyebrows threaded?" -Dana "Yeeeah! What, do I want to get them waxed?!

Nobani

[heardatthecop-blog]

I do feel bad for the groundhogs, though. (Everyone laughs). I do! There's so much pressure!

Millie

[heardatthecop-blog]

Someone smells GOOD. Who is that?" -Amey "It's me. That's my natural smell.

Nilou

[heardatthecop-blog]

It's like a party inside of myself.

Jenish on being buzzed

[heardatthecop-blog]

I wish I didn't work somewhere where I was referred to as baby girl.

Surin

[heardatthecop-blog]

I can't wait to take off this pantyhose. It's like a cage of femininity.

Jennifer

[heardatthecop-blog]

(Sings) I don't know 'bout you, but I'm feeling 22! (Pauses) I'm 23.

Dana

[heardatthecop-blog]

How do you code the soul?

Mark during ISPOR 2015

[heardatthecop-blog]

I don't pay for that shit! How do you think I afford my shoes?

Jenny about not having a steam account

[heardatthecop-blog]

So last season. Amoebas are out. Staph is in.

Brent

[heardatthecop-blog]

Who do I wanna be? I wanna be sleeping.

Surin

[heardatthecop-blog]

Why did I think that was the Chinese national anthem?

Jennifer about the beginning of ‘All You Need Is Love’

[heardatthecop-blog]

Dude, this is like, hella Salvador Dali over here.

Amey about Mad Max