Do u wanna glo

baby we can glo [previously: regional-manager]

[mamabeezhoetips]

[whovase]

why girls with good pussy think they control you like first of all you do

[nikez-40z-deactivated20191230]

on everything 😂🤣

[mamabeezhoetips]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself. 

[allandnot]

Please tell your parrot I still love him.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

he just threw his seeds all over the carpet and laughed about it so I will not

[nightmare-of-tim-burton-blog]

[space-australian]

[penicillium-pusher]

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

[just-cat-memes]

[creamynut]

My hoe phase was watching everybody else’s hoe phase and learning from their mistakes.

[blackberryshawty]

Sometimes the real hoe phase is the friends you make along the way

[flock]

wait a second im sexy

[mosstiger]

me when I cycle from depressed to manic

[5oil]

[honyeol]

that’s my OPINION!!!!

[animatedtext]

[gosh]

via weheartit

[gosh]

via weheartit

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

SJAHDHSJSBSBS

[the-last-snow-elf]

LAWFUL GOOD

[prospects]

[prospects]