having a crisis

💀

[polishchuk]

[detectivehoffmann]

saw au where hoffman doesn’t know how to tie his shoes so he only wears crocs and velcro shoes.

[costashoffman-deactivated202403]

do you think when traveling John would have Billy sitting in the passenger seat while Hoffman and Amanda are in the backseat

[oxygencrusher]

[slut4hoffman]

what goes through my head when watching the movies 🫶🏻

[specstralsighting]

hoffman gets strahm his favorite coffee and a breakfast sandwich each morning at work and strahm starts to get this funny feeling he thinks is love but it’s really just food poisoning

[oxygencrusher]

my husband

[hellboys]

COSTAS MANDYLOR as Marco Poloni in Just Desserts (2005)

[costashoffman-deactivated202403]

“The food ain’t that hot.”

The food:

[du1nyurmum-deactivated20240220]

Daddy? Sorry, Daddy?

[clowncoresin]

[neuromancerthesillyrobot]

Friendly reminder that Costas Mandylor was in Sex and the City before Saw. You're welcome.

[neuromancerthesillyrobot]

Saw X ending be like

[shakedog]

[hellboys]

SAW 3D dir. kevin greutert

[hoffmansnightmare]

I'm going to lose it over this man.

[deadly-destructions]

why do they have the same hair 😭