HEADACANNONS OR FANFICS (idk which)
M!READER X SPENCER REID (usual seaons)
reader cannot stand hot weather. Like he will pass out even with water.
This man has have an ice pack 24/7 when it is hot.
Which is very hard when the team goes to warmer areas.
Spencer reid x male reader
"Don't start, emily." You said to your fellow colleagues, who absolutely was doing her absolutely best to ragebait you alongside your other colleague, all while snickering. Now, don't get the wrong idea. You love your friends, who are basically borderline family if not for your actual family. But some times they could be humongous... what would be the proper word for it?.... dicks. "Cmon pretty boy! Lighten up!, don't tell me you're this moody with pretty ricky?", said morgan, The other said colleague who was just mentioned.
Both he and emily knew about your thing with heat, knowing how much you hated going anywhere warm, knowing you practically melted like a popsicle when it's anywhere over 70°, and they also knew how much heat pissed you off, And good lady of sorrows did they know how to take advantage of that.
You lay in your hotel rooms bed, Glad that reid asked hotch if you could take a break for a hour or two, and thankfully, your boss, hotch was more than complient to letting you rest in the coolness of the hotel room. Normally if it were to be anyone else, hotch would have said something along the lines of "this is a all hands on deck situation and time is crucial" and told them to resume their task. But since he knows you nor spencer are lying, due to you passing out on previous cases because of the heat, he now has started to ask garcia about the weather, and making a somewhat time schedule you have to follow so you wouldn't die on him, And at that moment, you couldn't be happier that he was your boss.
Spencer walks into the room, its already nighttime but you honestly couldn't of cared less about the current time. You're laid out on the floor, your body under the air conditioner that was put to roughly 55° just like your thermostat at you and spencers place, your limbs spread, your bangs out of your face being held back by a headband, and your shirt half buttoned.
"You know, The reason why some people heat up so much faster than regular people is because some people have a overactive thyroid, and people with a overactive thyroids metabolism is way faster than a normal person's, making the body produce much more heat"
"spencer. I dont have that."
"Yeah, I know, you just heat up because of all the caffeine you drink. People who often drink caffeine, like you, hearts spead up, making you feel hot due to the adrenaline"
"oh I drink a lot of coffee?? Said the guy who said he would quit if they cut coffee from our budget. How come im dying and you're just... fine? ... you know, Considering You drink enough caffeine to kill a horse."
"That could mean that its genetically passed down or that you haven't had much time in the heat, and your body isn't accustomed to it. People who are in the heat more often bodies tend to be more tolerant when it comes to heat than to those who aren't"
Honestly, you had dozed off after you stopped replying to spencer knowing he would keep going with his rants about body heat while he walked around the hotel room, doing his nightly routine.
And by the time you fell asleep, he was only midway done with his speech. He had half the urge to wake you and give you solutions for your over heating problem, but instead, like the gentleman he is, he picks you up from the floor, putting you on the bed and putting your sleeping clothes on you. Thankfully for him, you already had your shirt unbuttoned, making it easier for him to take it off and put your pajamas on with no struggle. He probably should raise the air conditioning because he doesn't want to die of hypothermia, but knowing you and your body, you would probably be dead by daylight due to over heating.
lmfao I put 2 references in here let's see who catches them
romaincrisis
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stormborns
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