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the mountains are calling & i must go. independent stan marsh of south park. originally loved by montana oct. 2018 &. revisited august 2020.
dangerous territory, boys...
more lines from modern media that are raw as hell
warning: some may be nsfw
insp: x / x
â we deserve a soft epilogue, my love. â
â we are good people and weâve suffered enough. â
â violence for violence is the rule of beasts. â
â when the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn. â
â will you fight? or will you perish like a dog? â
â welcome to my twisted mind. â
â i will face god and walk backwards into hell. â
â you mean the chaos emeralds? â
â i see now that the circumstances of oneâs birth are irrelevant. â
â it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. â
â itâs not about the size of the dog in the fight but about the size of the fight in the dog. â
â pick a hell and rot there. â
â we are the timeline that god has abandoned. â
â do you think that god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created? â
â every day we stray further from godâs light. â
â youâre about to experience the wrath of a god. â
â alone on a friday night? god, youâre pathetic. â
â you sit on a throne of lies. â
â they donât decide who you are. you are who you choose to be. â
â thanks to you, i am saddled with unnecessary⌠feelings. â
â i wonât hesitate, bITCH! â
â i survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. â
â bold of you to assume i can die. â
â if you had the chance to change your fate, would you? â
â itâs a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are bloomingâŚon days like these, kids like you⌠should be burning in hell. â
â despite everything, itâs still you. â
â in this world, itâs kill or be killed. â
â iâd sell you to satan for one corn chip. â
â prove to me that you are strong enough to survive. â
â i should have killed you when i had the chance. â
â god wonât let me die. â
â god gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked i would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16. â
â you know i had to do it to em. â
â it seems you were the one offended, my good bitch. â
â you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man. â
â YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. â
â the risk i took was calculated, but man, am i bad at math. â
â this jackassery will NOT stand! â
â god canât help you now. â
in another universe iâm happy
WHAT ABOUT THE SONG SUNG FOR THE BROKEN BROTHERS? â for the forgotten fathers, the nonbelievers? what about the song sung for the teenage romances, once abandoned? what about every song about heartbreak never published because the author never learned to love himself? who sings the broken battleground hymns when the enemy is only seen in the reflection of the self? so many questions, and i do not possess the answer. âBUT GODDAMN, I WISH I DID.
independent stan marsh of south park. loved by montana.
* Â SHIT Â JOHN Â MACLEAN Â HAS Â SAID ; SENTENCE Â STARTERS
â personally, i find christmas and the festive period to be very stressful; as i have so many gifts and presents to buy for myself.  â â today i discovered i had depleted my supply of mulled wine, which is awfully tragic.  â â  âmen taking me home from the clubâ? i object to this highly.  â â the only man that takes me home is the chauffeur.  â â the only clubs iâll be going to will be private members, secret societies, or ones i own.  â â i donât really understand when people ask me what i identify as. how do you say âgodâ without sounding arrogant? â â i feel mortal. â â my caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court. â â i felt so unwell i thought i was going to dieâŚÂ so i phoned all my friends and told them i was dying. â â i think itâs polite to schedule that sort of thing in advance ; you should always let people know when youâre going do die. â â i thought it was a kind thing to do. â â some people like to be glowing for the gods. i like to glow greater than the gods. â â some people think i only wear black. this is simply not the case. i also wear dashing black, fetching black, refined black, seamless black, elegant black, noveu black, light but dark black, dark black, ultra black, and pastel black. raven black, matte black, glossy black, and satin black. â â iâm not so keen on being ill, itâs a bitter reminder that iâm mortal. â â iâm not so keen on being mortal. â â and furthermore, they accused me of being highly dramatic. â â iâm going to individually contact all of my friends, even the ones that are dead, and accuse each and every one of them of theft. â â iâve always found the idea of a milkshake rather rancid. â â trends are designed for the anxious. â â it may seem as if iâm just slapping it on and hoping for the best⌠which is what iâm doing. â â well, i didnât run. i trotted very vigorously. â â iâm as unforgiving as the old testament. â â it almost seems as if weâre in a cocaine factory. â â iâve pinned back my hair and iâm looking very âenglish governess 1845Ⲡâ â my skin has been as dry as a stale croissant. â â i had a terrible altercation with my neighborâs hedge this morning. â
lol my mood dropped real bad so like this for a stan in ur inbox. : *
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           CRIME BASED  SENTENCE  PROMPTS  .
       A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF COMMITTED CRIMES PROMPTS,         TRIGGERS MAY APPLY; BLOOD, MURDER, ETC.          CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
 i.    murder.
â   what have you done?   â
â   what did you do?  â
â   youâre  going to prison for murder.   â
â   how do you plan to get away with this one?  â
â   iâm not helping you do anything!  â
â   i canât believe we just killed  someone.    â
â   why did you tell me you did  this!   â
â   do you really think you can outrun this?   â
â    we just committed a murder, donât tell me to calm down!   â
â   iâm not going down for this.    â
â   whatâ  is that what it looks like .. please tell me itâs not.  â
â   you really did this, didnât you?   â
â   you really think iâm going to help you move a dead body?  â
â    youâre telling me you didnât do this?  â
â   iâm going to be sick, oh myâ i canât.   â
â   why did you do this?  â
â   you  canât get away with murder!  â
â   you  said we were going to  scare  him/her/them, not kill him/her/them!   â
 ii.    theft.
â   hey,  did you steal that from me?  looks familiar.   â
â   you want me to help you rob someone?  â
â   i am not going to help you rob someone.   â
â   iâm pretty sure thatâs stealing.  â
â   you stole from me!  â
â   the only thing i steal is hearts.    â
â   give it back!   â
â   are we seriously stealing right now?   â
â   you have a serious sticky finger problem.   â
â   you canât just go around and steal from people.    â
â   why did you take it?   â
â   you know youâre going to get caught, right?   â
â   you want me steal?  why canât you do it?  â
â   iâm not going to steal for you.   â
â   you  are  a  thief!   â
â   why are you robbing these people?  â
â   you tried to steal from me!  â
â   i  didnât  steal  it!  â
 iii.    arson.
â   you  didnât have anything to do with that arson.   â
â    arson is a crime.   â
â    theyâll know it  was an arson.   â
â   you didnât have anything to do with that arson, did you?  â
â   you set it on fire!  â
â   i canât believe you want to burn it down.    â
â   put the matches down!   â
â    why you would you tell me you committed arson?   â
â   i didnât have anything to do with that arson.   â
â   iâm not going to help you commit arson.    â
â   you didnât really burn it down, did you?   â
â   what if there would have been people inside?   â
â   you didnât think, you just did it?  â
â   you canât just burn the place down.   â
â   please donât do this! â
â   why do you want to burn it for?  â
â   you really did it?  i didnât think youâd really do it!  â
â    you arenât being serious, right?  theyâll  know  we did  it.  â
 iv.    fraud.
â   you stole my identity?   â
â    you  stole  someoneâs  identity?  â
â    iâm  pretty sure thatâs fraud.   â
â    you canât just forge a signature.   â
â    iâm just going to forge their signature.  â
â    you arenât allowed to sign  someone  elseâs name.    â
â   you signed my name for me?  â
â   why would you sign my name?   â
â   thatâs illegal, you canât sign for anyoneâs name.   â
â   youâre using someoneâs social security.    â
â   you stole someoneâs social security?   â
â   how are you not in jail for  fraud?   â
â   you do  know thatâs fraud, right?  â
â    itâs not okay to forge my signature without asking me.   â
â   you lied about you are! â
â   you gave the police a wrong name?  â
â    i didnât mean to sign your name.  â
â   do you think they have finally caught on to you?   â
 v.    truancy.
â   you  really  need to go to school.   â
â    why donât you want to go to school?   â
â    you canât keep missing school.   â
â    we got a truancy letter in the mail today.  â
â    you have a court date for missing school!  â
â   please, just go to school, before you end up  in jail.    â
â   you will go jail if you keep missing!   â
â    why arenât  you ever at  school?   â
â   itâs either school  or  jail.   â
â   iâm being convicted of truancy.    â
â   they are trying to lock you up for missing school?   â
â   why should i go to school?   â
â   you want to go to jail?  â
â   come on, just a few more years and itâs history.  â
â   get to school now! â
â   what does being  truant ever mean?  â
â   iâm sorry, youâre what, a truant?  â
vi. Â Â Â vandalism.
â   pretty sure this is vandalism.   â
â    can you even really get into trouble for painting a wall?   â
â    itâs just a little graffiti.  â
â    you broke someoneâs property, thatâs okay.   â
â   you canât go onto someones property and break things!  â
â    i donât want to do this anymore!    â
â    donât tell me to calm down! we just got caught on camera!  â
â   you took a baseball bat to someoneâs home?   â
â    iâm not  going to ruin someoneâs property.  â
â    they know it  was you.    â
â   you spray painted the side of that building?  â
â   you want to graffiti with me later?   â
â   did you ever get in trouble for vandalism?  â
â   iâm not going to vandalize someoneâs house.  â
â   hurry!  someoneâs coming!  â
â   you know there are cameraâs up everywhere?  â
â    are you crazy? they have cameraâs!  â
vii. Â Â Â trespassing.
â   hey,  iâm pretty sure this is trespassing.   â
â    you want to go over there?   â
â   you want to climb the fence and go over there? â
â   what are we doing here anyway.  â
â    youâre trespassing!  â
â   i am not trespassing and breaking and entering.   â
â    thatâs breaking and entering!   â
â   first, trespassing. now breaking and entering?   â
â   i am not going to trespass.  â
â   stop right there!  what are you doing trespassing onto my property!   â
â   you think someone is trespassing?  â
â   you are trespassing!  â
â    iâm not getting in trouble for trespassing.  â
â    iâm not trespassing, i  live here.  â
â   what are you doing trespassing?  â
â   you canât go around and trespass.  â
â   trust  me, iâm not going to get caught.  â
PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .
send a ⥠and iâll fill this out for our muses ! iâll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i donât .
FRIENDS.  childhood friends / work friends / family friends / recently friends / turning antagonistic / turning into something romantic / stable / falling apart / friendship of need / friendship of circumstance pen - pals or internet friends / coworkers / partners / other .
ROMANCE.  childhood sweethearts / newly entered / soulmates / skinny love / unrequited from my muses side / unrequited from your muses side / friends with benefits / awkward / fading / turning toxic / toxic and destructive / other .
FAMILIAL BOND.  sibling bond / older sibling figure to your muse / younger sibling figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / other .
ENEMIES.  dangerous to themselves / dangerous to others / unpredictable / passionate / rivals / petty / developing into a sexual tension / developing into a romantic tension / based off family matters / based of circumstance / based of professional matters / based of misunderstandings or lies / other .
âI need a father. I need a mother. I need some older, wiser being to cry to. I talk to God, but the sky is empty.â
â Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
shit i say â sentence starters
i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!
GENERAL SHIT.Â
â IâM GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. â
â Iâm going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. â
â *aggressive finger guns* â
â *high pitched screeching* â
â Thatâs where youâre right, kiddo. â
â I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DONâT NEED A GUNâ â
â HECK. â
â GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. â
â Thatâs my cue to blast outta here. â
â GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. â
â Thoroughly shooken. â
â LISTENâ âÂ
â Trust me, Iâm a professional. â
â Iâm gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. â
â Iâm convinced I was a cat in a past life. â
â Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. â
â I literally have a âwhite people voiceâ for when Iâm being polite. â
â I sound like a fucking twelve year old. â
â I got a tiny ass head. Itâs like a fucking golf ball. â
BITTER SHIT.
â _____ is the literal bane of my existence. â
â I hate you. âŚIâm kidding. â
â Yeah, well, heâs/sheâs/theyâre a manipulative cunt, so. â
â Iâm gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. â
â Iâm small and bitter like an espresso. â
â I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. â
â *facepalm* â
â *frustrated groaning* â
â I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. â
â I will kick your fucking ass. â
â Donât you fucking dare. â
â I get it, Iâm fucking short. â
LOVEY SHIT.
â You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. â
â I do it because I love you. â
â *fondly* Fucking nerd. â
â *fondly* Dumbass. â
â You are my absolute favorite person. â
â *heart eyes* â
â Donât even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. â
â *whining noises and grabby hands* â
â There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. â
â Itâs literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. â
â Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, Iâm gonna fucking cry. â
â I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. â
â JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! IâM GONNA SCREAM. â
MOM-FRIEND SHIT.
â I am mom-friend. â
â You best not be fucking texting and driving. â
â Do you want ____? â
â Please donât do that, youâre worrying me. â
â Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. â
â âDrink water kids!â I say as I am severely dehydrated. â
â ____, thatâs not good. â
â Who do I have to fucking fight? âÂ
ANGSTY SHIT.
â I hate myself with every fiber of my being. â
â Iâm just really fucking scared. â
â Iâm sorry that I love you. â
â Iâm sorry that Iâm like this. â
â Whatâs wrong with me? â
â God, this happens every fucking time. â
â I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. â
â I donât know what Iâm doing. â
â Why the fuck am I crying? â
â Iâm getting bad again. â
â Itâs like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. â
â Iâve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. â
â I look and feel like absolute shit. â
â Itâs nothing, Iâm fine. â
SLEEPY SHIT.
â Iâm so fucking exhausted. â
â I really wanna just sleep. â
â I need to just sleep for like 17 years. â
â I could literally fall asleep anywhere. â
â Iâm gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. â
â Iâm already fucking tired. â
â If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. â
â Can I just nap instead? â
* Â SHIT Â JOHN Â MACLEAN Â HAS Â SAID ; SENTENCE Â STARTERS
â personally, i find christmas and the festive period to be very stressful; as i have so many gifts and presents to buy for myself.  â â today i discovered i had depleted my supply of mulled wine, which is awfully tragic.  â â  âmen taking me home from the clubâ? i object to this highly.  â â the only man that takes me home is the chauffeur.  â â the only clubs iâll be going to will be private members, secret societies, or ones i own.  â â i donât really understand when people ask me what i identify as. how do you say âgodâ without sounding arrogant? â â i feel mortal. â â my caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court. â â i felt so unwell i thought i was going to dieâŚÂ so i phoned all my friends and told them i was dying. â â i think itâs polite to schedule that sort of thing in advance ; you should always let people know when youâre going do die. â â i thought it was a kind thing to do. â â some people like to be glowing for the gods. i like to glow greater than the gods. â â some people think i only wear black. this is simply not the case. i also wear dashing black, fetching black, refined black, seamless black, elegant black, noveu black, light but dark black, dark black, ultra black, and pastel black. raven black, matte black, glossy black, and satin black. â â iâm not so keen on being ill, itâs a bitter reminder that iâm mortal. â â iâm not so keen on being mortal. â â and furthermore, they accused me of being highly dramatic. â â iâm going to individually contact all of my friends, even the ones that are dead, and accuse each and every one of them of theft. â â iâve always found the idea of a milkshake rather rancid. â â trends are designed for the anxious. â â it may seem as if iâm just slapping it on and hoping for the best⌠which is what iâm doing. â â well, i didnât run. i trotted very vigorously. â â iâm as unforgiving as the old testament. â â it almost seems as if weâre in a cocaine factory. â â iâve pinned back my hair and iâm looking very âenglish governess 1845Ⲡâ â my skin has been as dry as a stale croissant. â â i had a terrible altercation with my neighborâs hedge this morning. â
Yes.
@apathcia
WHAT ABOUT THE SONG SUNG FOR THE BROKEN BROTHERS? â for the forgotten fathers, the nonbelievers? what about the song sung for the teenage romances, once abandoned? what about every song about heartbreak never published because the author never learned to love himself? who sings the broken battleground hymns when the enemy is only seen in the reflection of the self? so many questions, and i do not possess the answer. âBUT GODDAMN, I WISH I DID.
independent stan marsh of south park. loved by montana.