Lars ✧˚

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WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT WALLY'S NAME IS FUCKING WALLIFORD ON MY OWN?!?!

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⭐𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 D𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜⭐

A quick heads-up‼ : Reader was/is adopted by Wally (and by adopted I mean found you alone in a forest close to Home and took you to the neighborhood)

☆: Reader is gender-neutral

☆: Mentions of Wally being overprotective & mentioning of abandonment! If you're not comfortable with that please don't read!

●: I'd like to imagine that he was "woken up" by one of his neighbors telling him that strange crying sounds were coming from the woods.

●: Of course, like any good neighbor, he told them he would check on it.

●: And was, fairly surprised to find a human child. I mean, honestly, who would be so cruel as to leave their offspring, at the very least alone, in the woods!? Don't they know how dangerous that is?

●: No biggie though! Wally & the rest of his neighbors would be happy to have you in addition to the neighborhood!

●: But first things first they need to figure out how to take care of a human child. (They heard you can be quite fragile)

☆-- -- - Actual headcannons now - -- --☆

🎨: This silly man has not the slightest of clues on how to raise a child, especially a human one.

🎨: Don't worry though! I'm sure Poppy will help him learn! She is the only mother figure he knows..but still! He'll do his absolute best to raise you!

🎨: I think that he would never ever yell at you. (Slightly because he doesn't have the lung compasity) I mean, what kind of father figure would he be if he got mad at you for one little mistake?

🎨: whould he be scared if you got hurt? He trys not to show it too much,but on the inside he's very panicked. But you can't really blame him, for goodness sake when you skinned your knee he immediately ran to Howdy's for help! How would he know what to do if it did get infected?

🎨:He would be extremely supportive of you ( with doing anything really. Most if you choose to come out to him. Imagine if he was the first person(puppet) you came out to!)

🎨: I can't say he would be as helpful when it came to homework. (It's canon that he doesn't know all too much about school-work)

🎨 : But ! Besides all that other stuff, he would be a great father figure! He just needs to get a little used to your human affects!

🎨: Can he sometimes be a tiny bit too overprotective when you say you want to go out or hang out with your so called friends? Just a little. But only because he cares so much! ! He's only looking out for you.

🎨: Anyways. He would have changed your last name to Darling, but ended up asking Barnaby if it was too confusing for everyone. They might be confused on your (in no way negative) odd looks.

🎨: ^ But that or not he's so lucky he found you and brought you Home! Now you can grow up to be a absolutely wonderful person! (Just like him.)

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- | : 𖦹 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚡 𝙶𝙽!𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗!𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍!𝙽𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛 (Platonic)

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚌. 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍! There will be mentions of baby talk and teasing.

𝚈𝚎𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌. (𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝)

Wally and Frank belong to partycoffin along with the entirely of welcome home.

𝙽𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛(𝚢𝚘𝚞)𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎.. • ` •

𝙽𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝!

It was a perfectly normal day. It was sunny and warm and all of the neighborhood was busy doing their own things. It was quite but not that quite. And you decided that today you would spend time with your favorite puppet, WALLY! He was always so fun to hang out with! And today was oh so perfect too! It would be the obvious choice to spend time with him. . . Oh how wrong you were.

Anyways.

You were in Wally's home, just talking. Talking about random things that came to mind. Everything was going smoothly. . . until-

- " And as I was saying he- oh! Neighbor! You've got something on your shirt! "

- " Huh? Oh it's okay! Really it doesn't- "

- " No No, Neighbor. I insist that I wipe it off. "

Before you could protest any further his hand wiped a bit of dust. . . off your side . . . That caused you to flinch and jump a little and also let out a small squeak sound. Nothing too weird.

- " Neighbor, what was that? Are you okay? Did I hurt you? "

He asked with genuine concern in his voice. It truly made you feel kind of bad. If only it wasn't so darn embarrassing to say. . .

- "Yes!- yes! I'm okay! It's just that it- uh- it tickled a little. "

he tilted his head a little in confusion.

- " 'Tic . . . kled'? What's that? Is it a human thing? "

- "Well it-" Rude . . . He cut you off.

- " Oh, I think Frank told me about it! They said it makes people laugh, right? Well, puppets aren't really 'ticklish', BUT, I did hear humans were. "

you definitely did not like that tone in his voice. You quickly got up to leave, but Wally had other ideas and held (not too tight) on your arm.

- " Oh, Neighbor. you surely wouldn't mind if I tickled you right? "

- " Wally wait!- "

- " Come on Neighbor! I just want to learn something about you~ "

and with that Wally (gently) pushed you back on the couch, facing him, tickling your sides.

"WAIT! WAIT! WALLY WAIT- AHAHAHAH!"

"Oh my! Neighbor, I never knew this would be so exhilarating! And you're laughing so much so this must be fun for you!"

You couldn't tell if he was teasing you or not. It was so hard to tell because of how calm his voice sounded. "MAHAYBE IT'S FUHAHN FOHOR YOUOUH! IT'S NAHAT FAHAHIR!"

"And how is that exactly? Your face says it all Neighbor ~ ha ha , I can tell you're having a blast."

"IM NOHOHOT!"

after a minute Wally was getting quite bored and decided he would start to tickle-sorry- "study" your armpits.

"Hm. I wonder. Can humans be ticklish in other places? Well, it wouldn't hurt to try! would it Neighbor?~"

"NOHOHO!"

"No? Well then if you're okay with it."

"THAT ISN'T WHAT I - MEAHAHANT! NO NO NO! STOHOP!"

You jumped at the sudden change of spots. "Wow! Haha, are all humans this jumpy when they get tickled?"

You really couldn't keep your arms up even if you tried. Making a short stop to Wally's "vicious" attack.

- "Oh dear. Neighbor, it appears you have trapped my hands. Guess that means you'll have to raise your arms to free them. "

you breathe for a few seconds to replenish your lungs then give him an answer.

- " Nohoh! If I raise my arms you'll just tickle me again! "

- " Now Neighbor! I would never do that! I'm honestly quite offended you would think such a thing! "

HE WAS SO LYING! After he said that you gave him an answer that the second you said it you instantly wanted to take it back.

- " You lair! If I raise my arms you'll just keep tickling me! "

He let out a very dramatic gasp and put a hand over where his heart would be as if to show he was very "offended" by what you just said.

- " What!? Why!- Me the ever so honest and truthful Wally Darling a liar!? How very rude you Neighbor! And to say we're such good friends to!? I just wanted to learn about you! But clearly you deserve so type of punishment for that. Looks like I'm going to have to teach my littlest Neighbor some manners. "

There was a pool of dread inside your stomach. Just what was he gonna do with you!? You were pretty scared judging from the tone in his voice on that second to last sentence. You train of thoughts was ruined as he grabbed one of you legs and face your stomach on lap. You shut your eyes closed excepting something to happen to you. . . but it never came . You opened one of your eyes slightly, that when Wally chose to dig all 8 of his fingers into your stomach making you squeal loudly in shock.

- " Ha ha . . . I hope you realize I'm only doing this to teach you how to respect your elders, little Neighbor. I wonder what the whole Neighborhood would think if they found out about such a adorable little. . . Feature you have?"

Your eyes widened when he said that. Would he really tell everyone about this? No no of course not he would never do that! . . . Right?

-" NOHOHO DON'T! "

- "Now now Neighbor. It's impossible to make out what you are saying over allll of your giggling. It was such a discovery to find out such light and simple touches could make you humans laugh so darn much."

- "NOHOHO PLEASE STOHOP! I LEARNED MY LESSON I SWEAHAR!" Your pleads fell on deaf ears unfortunately.

- "You want to know what the best part about this is Neighbor? You can never get me back! How lucky is it that I happen to not be ticklish anywhere? That means I could tickle you again and again and again and again and again and you could never be able to do the same because puppets aren't ticklish like humans. Isn't that fun, Neighbor ~?"

- "NOHOHO WALLY I TAKE IT BACK I SWEAHAR!" He softly sighed and spoke

- "Ha ha. okay okay , I suppose you've learned your lesson Neighbor. But just so we are clear . . . " he leaned down close to your ear and whispered

-"I won't hesitate to do that again. I find it absolutely adorable that you can have such reactions over that and I won't hesitate to tell the whole~ neighborhood about this cute little secret you have [Reader]~ Are we on the same page?" You quickly replied,

- " NO! No! I get your point really!"

- "Well, if you say so. Run along now little Neighbor it's getting late, and you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow. After all, I'm sure everyone will be curious about such a adorable little "gift" you humans have~."

Oh dear. I don't think he'll ever let you live this down. . . Well. . . Don't worry. He won't tease you that much!