Jayne

But why not?

[targent]

can lizards be stopped?

short answer: no

[shinybeedrill]

what is the long answer?

[sauteedchildren]

definitely not

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐

[plumknodel]

people who are like my eyes change color when im in the sun 😍😍 like ok who asked. keep your diseases to yourself

[nekoazumie]

MINE CHANGE DEPENDING ON WHAT IN WEARING SO SHUT UP

[migrasuicide]

[rodrickheffeley]

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

[newtlesbian]

due to personal reasons im evil now

[whimsical-vanilla]

[babyanimalgifs]

[chubbicub]

Me on my way to the fridge at 1:38 in the morning for a little snacki snaccc

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[tnbtheories]

Appreciate the duality.

[asiafish-deactivated20200729]

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

[ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2]

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[miridai]

[sheabuttershawtyy]

We don’t deserve dogs

[tonydezz]

See that’s when you have to realize you gotta drop out of college and stay your ass home

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

big tiddy gamestop goth gf is out

thicc blonde olive garden hostess gf is in

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

Nevermind they overcooked my chicken parm

[botanicalwitch]

once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.

[mahou-kanade-deactivated2019100]

whoa

[alkthash]

Is this why witches live in the forest? Blanket curse immunity?

[necrofuturism]

[desert witch sees 1 tumbleweed] holy sHIT

[teathattast]

🏌⛳🐕

[art-nimals]

about me

[teathattast]

[dank-doggos]

[wholesomepetmemes]