there's just this cacophony of birds...

27. akron, ohio. musician/crafter. crazy dog lady. old lady.

[bob-belcher]

[tedllasso]

yeah…stop

[tedllasso]

Describe your perfect Christmas

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Someone once said to me on here:

‘All Trump has done is given an old Jewish lady a reason to keep busy. Thus, she is technically immortal. Like the Highlander.’

You do not mess with feisty old Jewish ladies.  

They will stay alive out of spite and sheer force of will, you understand.

[nb-anne]

peaches really are the whole package….sweet, summery, sexy….”i’m doin peachy” means i’m happy….”you’re a peach” means you’re a delight……like really ideal in every way!

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[belennui]

@thebibliosphere

[youngchronicpain]

burning pain? check! throbbing pain? check! aching pain? check! stabbing pain? check!  screaming nerves? check! weird numb sensation? check!

looks like the gang’s all here! 

[berniesrevolution]

Doctors told her there was nothing wrong. But she knew her body.

(Continue Reading)

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@thenib

[willtogrow]

THIS!!!

[pom-seedss]

The Continue Reading link is somewhat small so I just wanted to point it out i the OP so people don’t just stop at this point of the comic. SUPER relatable, but the rest is so important.

[mysharona1987]

[gabriellabolton]

If I die, turn my Tweets into a book!

[normal-horoscopes]

The Dead Signs:

Aries: A potters field, rusted farm implements thrust into the earth, reminiscent of makeshift warriors graves. Lillies among the rye.

Taurus: The winding path up a mountain. Relief carvings hewn from the rock. Features worn smooth by wind and rain. The oldest figures show traces of animal features.

Gemini: A dry riverbed. Wildflowers in spring bloom grow between the cracks of ribcages that jut from the drying mud.

Cancer: The chimney of an old home. Ash mixing with the snow.

Leo: A tomb built into the underside of a waterfall. A thousand tiny rivers that run through the necropolis. Souls taken down through the waters of life, to pool in the ocean of the afterlife.

Virgo: The lobby of an expensive hotel. Sounds that never stop echoing. Stains that never really go away.

Libra: A thick, lightning-struck oak tree. Splintered branches bowed downwards by weight. Muddy ground swallowing the bones.

Scorpio: The surface of a lake covered in an oily sheen. Things float just below the shimmering film, preserved with their mouths skyward, as if gasping for air.

Ophiuchus: The floor of a strange cave. The line between flesh and stone is blurred.

Sagittarius: A ceremonial ship built for this very purpose. A cascade of burning arrows arcs towards you. A low choir in the distance. Light.

Capricorn: What used to be a bullpen, now a scrapyard for old computer parts. So many things joining hands to rot in peace. 

Aquarius:  The entrance to what used to be a town. You’ve been rooted firmly into position, keeping watch over the gatehouse.

Pisces: The streetlamp where it all started, as if everything was a dream.

[jannaphia]

THE HARVEST “She is a peddler of bones, of things hidden and things that will never be whole again.”

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[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[cottoncatking]

[meggory84]

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

[gunpowder-tea]

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

[mysharona1987]

[penny-anna]

Can tell Merry & Pippin apart, of course they can, what kind of question is that: Frodo, Sam

Could not initially tell Merry & Pippin apart but made an effort to learn their names & can now tell them apart: Aragorn, Boromir

Try as he might cannot consistently tell Merry & Pippin apart: Gimli

Can absolutely tell Merry & Pippin apart but pretends not to be able to: Gandalf

Cannot tell Merry & Pippin apart and not even trying: Legolas

[penny-anna]

where do merry and pippin fall on this spectrum

What do you mean you can’t tell us apart, I’m much taller??: Merry

“I’m Merry”: Pippin

[mysharona1987]