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Cosmic Funnies

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DEAR READER

if i look back, i am lost
Keni

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
Jules of Nature
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Cosimo Galluzzi

Love Begins

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Three Goblin Art
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Random sentence starters
"Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"
"So you're a liar and a thief."
"So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"
"Can I touch your boob?"
"Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
"So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."
"You smell like butt."
"Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."
"You either owe me a hundred cookies or a really expensive bottle of vodka—your choice."
"What the hell did you just say about my favorite band?"
"Please never call me by my full name ever again."
"Do you prefer to read or watch your porn?"
"I think I need to lose ten pounds."
"Who do you love more, me or your mom?"
"Tell me the dirtiest joke you can think of."
"Were you aware that there is ice cream?"
"That was worth seven thousand dollars and you think 'I'm sorry' is going to make us even?"
"It's not that you're wrong, exactly, you're just extremely not right."
"You shouldn't be trusted with small children, should you?"
"Give me cake or give me death."
"I'm starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was."
"Are you actually wearing my underwear right now?"
"I want candy."
"On a scale from, 'I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying' to 'I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst' how much of an adult are you?"
"Okay but like, if vampires aren't real, then explain Pluto."
Send ‘Don’t you dare touch them!’ to see how my muse reacts to being protected by yours.
Send me ‘Where did you come from?’ if you want to see my muse protect yours!
Tell my muse "You're not a monster" and see how they react.
Alternately: Tell them “You’re a monster” and see how they react.
Send * to my ask box for my muse's reaction to yours kissing them on the cheek.
askthebrobots:
“Neato!” Fidget gaped in awe. “Real magic!!”
Digit extended his legs so that he could better look at Happy in her palm. He poked the little blue furball curiously.
As the robot boy poked Happy, he jumped up, his wings appearing. He ran back to Natsu.
Bisca smirked. “That’ nothing. Watch this. Natsu!” she called, pointing the gun at him. “Fire Bullet!” She shot a blast of fire toward the boy, who jumped up and caught it in his mouth.
thedocroach:
Dr. C looked at them incredulously.
“You’re really telling your daughter that she’s allowed to kill people when she’s older?” he asked in appalled disbelief. “If you ask me, that doesn’t seem like sound parenting.”
“Huh? We’d never tell her to kill people. Assassination jobs are illegal. Magic shots aren’t lethal,” Bisca replied, offended.
Every wizard belonging to a guild wanted their child to grow up to work in a guild, so teaching her daughter the type of magic that both her parents used was only natural.
xangel-of-silencex:
“Really?” She asked, raising an eyebrow. “You gotta know at least one thing about where it might be.”
“No. We always met up at the guild,” Bisca answered truthfully, still blushing a little bit.
(heartshooting) "Let's get a fire going."
Natsu nodded, gathering some wood before using his magic to set it ablaze
“This alright?”
heartshooting
nxtsxdrxgnxxl:
“Yeah…It’s cold today actually.”
“I bet Gray is still walking around in his boxers though,” Bisca joked, hoping to lightened the awkward air.
My muse is dazed and sick , and tries to leave with a high fever, not knowing what they are doing send "Where are you going ?" for my muses reaction
calming starter sentences
wearerofthemillenniumring:
“Its okay, I’m here.” “I’m not going to leave you.” “Everything is okay.” “I’m going to protect you.” “I believe in you.” “Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that.” “You’ll be alright, no one can hurt you now.” “You’re not going to lose me.” “I love you.” “I’ll stay right here, okay?” “Just breathe.” “I’m okay, you’re okay, we’re okay.” “You’re everything to me.” “I don’t care what they think, to me, you are perfect.” “Do you want to talk about it?” ”I’m gonna get you fixed up.” “You don’t have to be alone.”
Evanescence {Sentence Starters}
"You don't remember me, but I remember you."
"And in the end, I guess I had to fall."
"So, I don't know what's real and what's not!"
"I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone."
"Hello, hello, remember me?"
"Call my name and save me from the dark."
"Must be exhausting to lose your own game."
"Here in the darkness, I know myself."
"I can't go on living this way, and I can't go back the way I came."
"You don't have to lay your life down."
"Save me from the nothing I've become."
"I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you."
"Don't want your hand this time, I'll save myself!"
"You never call me when you're sober."
"Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone."
"There's just too much that time cannot erase."
"I have to be with you to live, to breathe."
"Still can't find what keeps me here."
"Have you forgotten all I know and all we had?"
"I'm so tired of being here, suppressed by all my childish fears."
"Wanna see you try to take a swing at me."
"I've been believing in something so distant, as if I was human."
"Why are you trying to make fun of me?"
"Now that I know what I'm without, you can't just leave me!"
"You believed in me, but I'm broken."
"I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming."
"One day we won't feel this pain anymore."
"I wish that you would just leave!"
"All of my hate cannot be bound."
"I've been sleeping a thousand years, it seems."
"I'm just as scared as you!"
"But, I didn't mean to hurt you."
"Your face, it haunts my once pleasant dreams."
"I have nothing left, and all I feel is this cruel wanting."
▐ ░ ▒ tumblr update sentence starters
mundanix:
“we fucked up.”
“you know what we should do? REBEL”
“DON’T WORRY, WE CAN STILL FIX THIS!”
“the apocalypse has begun.”
“where else am i going to slowly waste away?!”
“okay guys pack your bags we’re all moving to soup.io.”
“well you know what how about you update your ASS.”
“what fresh hell is this.“
“put that thing back where it came from or so help me–”
“you know, sending in complaints would work better than just screaming at the sky…”
“it’s like they don’t even care anymore.”
“xkit save us.”
“no. nope. not happening. i refuse to believe it.”
hellbela:
send me a ship and I can only reply with
(✖╭╮✖)
(?╭ ?)
(◕︿◕)
(◡‿◡✿)
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯
ghostoffairytailspast:
“Morning, Bisca! I hope you and little Asca slept well.”
“Yep. We all slept perfectly fine. Did you have a nice night as well?”
ritadreyar
“Miss, you don’t look so well. Do you need some help?”