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PROMPTS FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST * assorted dialogue from the 1991 film, adjust as necessary
you came back.
of course i came back. i couldn't let them... oh, this is all my fault.
if only i had gotten here sooner.
maybe it's better this way.
don't talk like that. you'll be all right. we're together now. everything's going to be fine, you'll see.
at least i got to see you... one last time.
no! no! please, please don't leave me! i love you.
i want to do something for her, but what?
there's the usual things. flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep...
it has to be something very special. something that sparks her interest.
wait a minute!
isn't this amazing?
i'm afraid i've been thinking.
she's never looked at me that way before.
how can you read this? there's no pictures!
some people use their imagination.
i want adventure in the great wide somewhere.
i want so much more than they've got planned.
that hurts!
if you hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much.
if you hadn't run away, this wouldn't have happened.
if you hadn't frightened me, i wouldn't have run away.
you should learn to control your temper.
hold still. this might sting a little.
by the way, thank you for saving my life.
how could you do that?
i had to.
now we invite you to relax.
this is the day your dreams come true.
what do you know about my dreams?
imagine that.
i'm speechless. i really don't know what to say.
say you'll marry me.
i just don't deserve you.
if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
i thought i told you to come down to dinner.
please, attempt to be a gentleman.
will you come down for dinner?
you can't stay in there forever!
that didn't go very well at all, did it?
it's no use. she's so beautiful, and i'm... well, look at me!
try to act like a gentleman.
if i didn't know better, i'd think you had feelings for this monster.
he's no monster, [name], you are!
who said anything about the castle being enchanted?
who are you? what are you doing here?
you are not welcome here!
what are you staring at?
shower her with compliments!
i've been burnt by you before.
close that at once!
i was trying to be hospitable.
there may be something there that wasn't there before.
i'll tell you when you're older.
may i have my book, please?
don't talk about my father that way!
i'll show you to your room.
you might want to offer her a more comfortable room.
why did you come here?
i warned you never to come here!
do you realize what you could've done?
is anyone here?
your hands are like ice. we have to get you out of here.
i want you to leave this place.
who's done this to you?
no time to explain. you must go! now!
you must promise to stay here forever.
come on out and fight!
were you in love with her? did you honestly think she'd want you, when she had someone like me?
why don't you read it to me?
the castle is under attack!
we must do something!
you always say that.
did you have a good time in town today?
it's just that i'm not sure i'd fit in here. there's no one i can really talk to.
you did it! you really did it!
the castle is your home now, so you can go anywhere you'd like.
there's a stranger here.
will no one help me?
you will join me for dinner. that's not a request!
i know he looks vicious, but he's really kind and gentle. he's my friend.
also posting a little meme call! hit that heart and i’ll chuck some memes your way!
also posting a little meme call! hit that heart and i’ll chuck some memes your way!
get ready for replies coming tonight!
IT'S A STARTER CALL! hit that heart and i will write you a starter!
IT'S A PLOTTING CALL! hit that heart and i will message you about doing some plotting!
also posting a little meme call! hit that heart and i’ll chuck some memes your way!
also posting a little meme call! hit that heart and i’ll chuck some memes your way!
IT'S A PLOTTING CALL! hit that heart and i will message you about doing some plotting!
IT'S A STARTER CALL! hit that heart and i will write you a starter!
so sorry for disappearing my friends! my laptop stopped working BUT! i have a new one. writing coming your way this week :) hope all are well!
HADESTOWN SENTENCE STARTERS - PT II
taken from the broadway cast album. feel free to change pronouns, etc.
IF IT’S TRUE
‘ is this how the world is? ’ ‘ if it’s true what they say, i’ll be on my way. ’ ‘ everybody knows that walls have ears. ’ ‘ what’s the purpose of a man? ’ ‘ what’s the use of your backbone if you never stand upright? ’ ‘ but who are they to say what the truth is anyway? ’ ‘ the ones who tell the lies are the solemnest to swear. ’ ‘ the ones who load the dice always say the toss is fair. ’ ‘ i’m asking if it’s true. ’ ‘ i believe in us together more than anyone alone. i believe that with each other, we are stronger than we know. ’
HOW LONG?
‘ what are you afraid of? ’ ‘ have a drink, why don’t you? ’ ‘ he has the kind of love for her that you and i once had. ’ ‘ she means nothing to me. ’ ‘ ____, my light. ____, my darkness. ’ ‘ all of my sorrow won’t fit in my chest. it just burns like a fire in the pit of my chest. ’ ‘ nothing comes of wishing on stars. and nothing comes of the songs people sing, however sorry they are. ’ ‘ give them a piece, and they’ll take it all. ’ ‘ what do i care for the logic of kings? ’ ‘ you and your pity don’t fit in my bed. you just burn like a fire in the pit of my bed, and i turn like a bird on a spit in my bed. ’ ‘ how long? just as long as i am your wife. ’ ‘ it’s true, the earth must die. but then the earth comes back to life, and the sun must go on rising. ’
CHANT (REPRISE)
‘ you gotta keep your head low if you wanna keep your head. ’ ‘ if we’re free, tell me why i can’t look in my bother’s eye. ’ ‘ got to hand it to you: guess you don’t scare easy, do you? ’ ‘ are you brave, or stupid? ’ ‘ it takes more than singing songs to keep a woman in your arms. ’ ‘ if you want to hold a woman, hang a chain around her throat made of many carat gold; shackle her from wrist to wrist with sterling silver bracelets; fill her pockets full of stones, precious ones, diamonds; bind her with a golden band. ’ ‘ could i change my fate? ’ ‘ i was left behind. turned on one too many times. ’ ‘ give me one more song. ’ ‘ sing a song for me. make me laugh, make me weep. ’
EPIC III
‘ oh, it’s about me? ’ ‘ i know how it was, because he was like me: a man in love with a woman. ’ ‘ where’d you get that melody? ’ ‘ i didn’t know how, and i didn’t know why, but i knew that i wanted to take you home. ’ ‘ i saw you alone there, against the sky; it was like you were someone i’d always known. ’ ‘ it was like i was holding the world when i held you. like mine were the arms that the whole world was in. ’ ‘ what has become of the heart of that man now that he has everything? ’ ‘ the more you have, the more you hold, the greater the weight of the world on your shoulders; see how you labor beneath that load? afraid to look up, and afraid to let go. ’ ‘ you’ve grown so afraid that he’ll lose what you own. but what you don’t know is that what you’re defending is already gone. ’ ‘ where is the treasure inside of your chest? where is your pleasure? where is your youth? ’ ‘ where is the man with his arms outstretched to the woman he loves with nothing to lose? ’ ‘ you brought the world back into tune is what you did. ’ ‘ you know what they did? they danced. ’
PROMISES
‘ now what do i do? ’ ‘ take me home with you. ’ ‘ let’s go, let’s go right now! ’ ‘ it’s a long road. it’s a long walk. are you sure you wanna go? ’ ‘ i have no ring for your finger. i have no banquet table to lay. i have no bed of feathers, whatever promises i made. ’ ‘ i can’t promise you fair sky above. i can’t promise you kind road below. but i’ll walk beside you, love, any way the wind blows. ’ ‘ i don’t need a ring for my finger. i just need a steady hand to hold. ’ ‘ he can’t say no. ’ ‘ i don’t know where this road will end, but i’ll walk it with you, hand in hand. ’ ‘ do you let me walk with you? and keep on walking, come what will? ’
WORD TO THE WISE
‘ can we go? ’ ‘ gotta think quick, gotta save face. you’re caught between a rock and a hard place. ’ ‘ whatche gonna do now? ’ ‘ if you tell him no, you’re a heartless man. ‘ ‘ you’re gonna have a martyr on your hands. ’ ‘ if you let him go, you’re a spineless king, and you’re never going to get them in line again. ’ ‘ damned if you don’t, damned if you do. the whole damn nation’s watching you. ’ ‘ men are fools. men are frail. give them the rope, and they’ll hang themselves. ’
HIS KISS, THE RIOT
‘ with your kiss, the riot starts. ’ ‘ all my children came here poor, clamoring for bed and board. ’ ‘ have i made myself their lord just to fall upon the sword? ’ ‘ who will lead them? ’ ‘ who lays all our best-laid plans? ’ ‘ she’s out of sight, and he’s out of his mind. ’ ‘ every coward seems courageous in the safety of a crowd. ’ ‘ nothing makes a man so bold as a woman’s smile and a hand to hold. ’
WAIT FOR ME (REPRISE)
‘ well, the good news is, he said that you can go. ’ ‘ it’s a test. ’ ‘ the meanest dog you’ll ever meet, he ain’t the hound dog in the street. he bares some teeth and tears some skin, but that’s the worst of him. the dog you really got to dread is the one that howls inside your head. it’s him whose howling drives men mad, and a mind to its undoing. ’ ‘ wait for me, i’m coming with you. ’ ‘ show the way so we can see. show the way the world could be. ’ ‘ we will follow where you lead. ’ ‘ think they’ll make it? ’ ‘ you let them go. ’ ‘ are we gonna try again? ’ ‘ it’s time for spring. we’ll try again next fall. ’ ‘ wait for me? ’ ‘ you’ve got a lonesome road to walk. ’ ‘ i’ll tell you where the real road lies: between your ears, behind your eyes. that is the path to paradise, and likewise, the road to ruin. ’ ‘ we are not alone. ’
DOUBT COMES IN
‘ the wind is changing. ’ ‘ who am i? ’ ‘ why am i all alone? ’ ‘ are you listening? ’ ‘ i’m right here, and i will be to the end. ’ ‘ who am i against him? why would he let me win? ’ ‘ who am i to think that he wouldn’t deceive me just to make me leave alone? ’ ‘ i used to see the way the world could be, but now the way it is is all i see. ’
ROAD TO HELL (REPRISE)
‘ it’s an old song, and that is how it ends. that’s how it goes. ’ ‘ don’t ask how he could have come so close. the song was written long ago. ’ ‘ it’s a tragedy. ‘ ‘ here’s the thing: to know how it ends, and still begin to sing it again, as if it might turn out this time? i learned that from a friend of mine. ’ ‘ got a match? ’ ‘ he could make you see how the world could be in spite of the way that it is. can you see it? can you hear it? can you feel it like a train? is it coming? is it coming this way? ’
WE RAISE OUR CUPS
‘ pour the wine and raise a cup. ’ ‘ some birds sing when the sun shines bright. my praise is not for them, but the ones who sing in the dead of night: i raise my cup to them. ’ ‘ let all my singing follow you and bring you comfort. ’ ‘ goodnight. ’
𝐬𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝 , 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 . ݁˖ ❀ ⋆｡˚ a series of romantic gesture prompts inspired by historical fiction, period dramas, classic fairytales, poetry, and more. will likely be updated in the future, so please do not add onto this.
[ HAND ] , sender kisses receiver's hand.
[ COURTESY ] , receiver kisses sender's hand.
[ KNUCKLES ] , sender kisses receiver's knuckles.
[ AFFECTION ] , receiver kisses sender's knuckles.
[ TENDER ] , sender kisses receiver's forehead/temple.
[ CARE ] , receiver kisses sender's forehead/temple.
[ LIPS ] , sender kisses receiver on the mouth.
[ SEALED ] , receiver kisses sender on the mouth.
[ HUG ] , sender hugs receiver close.
[ EMBRACE ] , receiver hugs sender close.
[ KNEEL ] , sender gets down on one knee.
[ REVERENCE ] , receiver gets down on one knee.
[ OFFER ] , sender offers their arm for receiver to join them somewhere.
[ JOIN ] , receiver offers their arm for sender to join them somewhere.
[ ENVELOPE ] , sender writes receiver a love letter.
[ LETTER ] , receiver writes sender a love letter.
[ FLOWERS ] , sender gifts receiver flowers.
[ BOUQUET ] , receiver gifts sender flowers.
[ DANCE ] , sender asks receiver to dance.
[ WALTZ ] , receiver asks sender to dance
[ SILENCE ] , sender and receiver enjoy a quiet moment together without conversation.
[ READ ] , sender reads to receiver.
[ STORY ] , receiver reads to sender.
[ CARRY ] , sender carries receiver in their arms.
[ LIFT ] , receiver carries sender in their arms.
[ HUG ] , sender hugs receiver close.
[ INTERLOCKED ] , sender holds receiver's hand.
[ INTERWOVEN ] , receiver holds sender's hand.
[ GENTLE ] , sender holds receiver's face in their hands.
[ CRADLE ] , receiver holds sender's face in their hands.
[ CONVERSE ] , sender has an intimate conversation with receiver.
[ SHARE ] , receiver has an intimate conversation with sender.
[ COOK ] , sender cooks a meal for receiver.
[ CHEF ] , receiver cooks a meal for sender.
[ POEM ] , sender writes a poem for receiver.
[ ODE ] , receiver writes a poem for sender.
[ GIFT ] , sender gives receiver a gift ( specify ).
[ PRESENT ] , receiver gives receiver a gift ( specify ).
[ HOLD ] , sender and receiver cuddle together.
[ BACK ] , sender gives receiver a back rub.
[ MASSAGE ] , receiver gives sender a back rub.
[ ASSIST ] , sender helps receiver put on a piece of clothing or jewellery.
[ HELP ] , receiver helps sender put on a piece of clothing or jewellery.
[ RAINFALL ] , sender kisses and/or dances with receiver in the rain.
[ DOWNPOUR ] , receiver kisses and/or dances with sender in the rain.
[ BASKET ] , sender and receiver share a private picnic.
[ WORSHIP ] , sender kisses and/or touches receiver's body with reverence.
[ DEVOTION ] , receiver kisses and/or touches sender's body with reverence.
[ ALTAR ] , sender watches receiver walk down the aisle towards them.
[ AISLE ] , receiver watches sender as they walk down the aisle towards them.
— lyric starters : venice , original off - broadway cast recording.
if you dream of peace, follow us. if you dream of freedom, follow us. if you know that these are not the same thing, well… are you ready?
let me tell you a story. let me paint you a picture. let me let you in on the world i envision.
i am your lifeline, your forward and hindsight.
this story needs a voice so i will oblige.
what’s the price of living this life?
we’ve been left for dead.
can we start to trust? after all these years and all these fears?
after all these years of writing to you, i’ll finally be home by your side.
my father promised me, and my father never lied.
can you feel this moment? today is the day that we find out our fate.
one time fool me and it’s shame on you. two times fool me and it’s shame on me. three times — there’s never three times ‘cause i’m never foolish and you’re never fooling me.
damned if i live this life waiting on the sidelines.
i’ll be the last man standing when the world collapses.
i have waited all these years for your face to reappear.
could you imagine that that just could happen?
all these years of planning are now distant histories.
i couldn’t imagine the thing we imagined could actually happen. did that really just happen?
dreams invite us to places we’ll never go.
i know the impossible could be possible.
tell me you’ll stay.
we could be decent and generous. don’t let hate better us.
nothing lasts forever, or so i’m told.
i feel the void i left behind.
is the writing on the wall? has it been there all along?
was our fate determined by that night?
from what i know this road is golden, and i know i believe in you.
oh? like you’re so refined.
give me one more reason not to leave and say goodbye.
i need a change tonight.
you best believe i’ll haunt your dreams.
i can see the sunrise when i close my eyes.
when i was a child my eyes were wide, i used to hang on every word.
i’m still a calm ahead of the storm. i feel the dark ahead of the dawn.
i’m on the precipice of changing.
i want to love & be loved.
i am death personified.
where have you gone, old friend, lately?
have you left me here waiting? to grow up on my own, on this road all alone?
if only we hadn’t listened to ambitions that were far beyond our reach.
where did i misstep, where did i lose?
what was white and black is now shades of gray.
breathe, child, breathe.
i dreamed a dream, and so it seems that little girls have fantasies.
look around, we are all the playthings of men in this town.
i’m foolish as i ever was.
i wanted to love & be loved, but instead i’ve come undone.
is the world so fucked you’ve already given in?
maybe you know something that we don’t. maybe there’s a way there’s still hope. but i don’t recognize you.
i’m not who i am. who am i?
hold my hand and walk with me.
i wanna be great for one instant. let me just have one moment to shine.
i don’t need an icon that’s bygone.
when i was little, you convinced me that i belonged. but you were wrong! you were wrong!
maybe i should embrace this dark place.
i have waited all these years for you to see me here.
do what you have to do to get us back on the road.
i have always loved and believed in you.
you motherfucker, i would kill you to stop you.
we need to grow up now. we’re not children anymore.
look at what we’ve lost, what love we’ve lost.
hi hello i’ve been sick as a dog but return tonight / tomorrow morning !
BRIDGERTON S02E03, ‘A BEE IN YOUR BONNET’ SENTENCE STARTERS
change pronouns and gendered nouns as necessary.
now, now. there’ll be plenty of other opportunities.
it’s more about confidence than anything else.
you make it sound so easy.
nothing ever rattles you, does it?
you do know that you cannot show someone your best without allowing them to see your worst.
they’re quite lovely, are they not?
the damn thing stung me.
please don’t. do not leave me.
do you think _____ will like it?
perhaps by then, you will have an engagement to announce.
i shall be the very picture of amiability.
for goodness’ sake, ____. stop your pacing before you give me indigestion.
i’m sure you’ll find the gentlemen there very good company.
and since when has that ever created an issue?
you will charm him with some assistance.
oh, i am so pleased you were able to come.
she’s too busy reading to notice anything else, as usual.
enjoying your brief respite from the ferocious packs of marriage-minded young ladies, _____?
well, i cannot wait to meet the woman who has captured your heart.
tell me, what is she like?
is that a promise or a threat?
you’re smiling. i see my plan to win you over is already working.
i was smiling at the view, which you are now blocking.
mark my words, _____. by the end of your stay, your opinion of me will be much improved.
i did not think you such an optimist.
since your schemes to manipulate me are now out in the open, i suppose it would be an improvement, indeed.
i’m entirely flattered, ____.
i very much look forward to spending time with you and your family.
so you’re quite set on your decision, then, i take it?
i made my intentions clear.
you must know there is no need to hurry such a momentous occasion.
You should take the opportunity to get to know one another.
i only hope you are acting with a clear mind.
you have wanted me to marry for years. and now you suggest i wait?
what exactly are the rules of this game?
pall-mall is less about the rules, more about the goal.
it is a poor player who plays the game, and a wise one who plays their opponent.
i believe i shall rather enjoy this game.
he will strike when he thinks you are least suspecting it, so always be suspecting it.
i, of course, am a complete enigma who will divulge none of my secrets.
he’s usually the most genteel sportsman. except as far as this field is concerned.
are you often in that part of town? seems it is rather far from the fashionable side, is it not?
perhaps i might ask you the same thing. but i will not because i happen to believe a lady’s business is her own.
it’s meant to be a game, is it not?
you exaggerate.
are you the superstitious sort?
i know some men cannot perform without their familiar tools. like a child with a blanket.
you’ll find it gets easier.
your head is clearly elsewhere, _____.
yes, the season can be quite cutthroat.
you have the chance to best him.
that would not be very sportsmanlike, would it?
i was told unsportsmanlike conduct was a requirement for this game.
what do you say, _____? are you in a losing mood?
ah, is that so? you would bravely bear the crushing shame of defeat?
i shall, uh… join you if you like?
there is no need to spoil your fun on my account.
do you want my help or not?
it is not amusing.
i believe i… underestimated you, _____.
that seems to be the theme of our acquaintance, does it not?
well, since we are long past formalities… tell me frankly. what must i do to win your approval?
she will be amusing company at dinner.
i know what well is, and this is not well.
he cannot do this. i will not allow it. you stop him.
i told you, you may not speak to him.
it is not your choice to make. it is mine.
flutter it so, to draw his eyes to your bosom. and remember to laugh at his jokes.
every man wishes to be thought a sharp wit.
you have an interest in travel?
do i need a reason to enjoy their company?
i do hope the afternoon was not too taxing for you.
you do express yourself so agreeably, _____. it is refreshing and rare indeed.
i myself am fortunate to have found a love of literature, but also of learning as well.
i must admit to you. the only books i have read this year are ledgers of the estate’s accounts. and, um, they’re all dreadfully boring.
it is perfect, then. you are much too busy to read, and i am very much in need of someone to tell about my stories.
i so enjoy talking of books.
well, uh, i… i only hope his intentions were genuine and nothing less.
who are you, and what have you done with my brother?
what exactly are your objections?
if you say she is the one in whose presence you cannot properly think, or even… or even breathe. if you say you feel that feeling.
all those years traveling, you have not been tempted to marry?
could you stop your interruptions?
might i ask you for the honor of your company for a promenade?
it only takes the smallest of doses to feel the effects.
or perhaps it will allow you to escape the thoughts that’ve been plaguing your mind.
you must not let the game of pall-mall dismay you. antagonism is, i’m afraid, what you must expect.
was it your choice you never married?
my brothers tell me i have a habit of being rather direct.
everyone tells me it is fate worse than death to end up a spinster.
the world is not exactly welcoming to an unmarried woman. there seems to be no place in society for us, except at the edge of things.
that rather seems to be society’s flaw, not a woman’s.
now i’m making myself useful with embroidery.
perhaps join us for family dinner?
i know this is hard. i know you miss him. but we all miss him.
_____, this is it. this is my best. i am doing my best.
i feel even sorrier for myself because, most of the time, all i am thinking is that this little baby did not do me the kindness of killing me so that I could be with my husband.
_____ was the air that i breathed. and now there is no air.
i hate to see you like this. so weighed down.
i’m fulfilling my duty to this family, _____. that is what takes precedence above all else.
i know that is what you want too. i know that, deep down, it is what you have always wanted.
you’re quite certain how well you know me.
you deserve the feeling that i had the moment _____ placed that ring on my finger.
i could never be the cause of such pain, no matter how cruel and hard-hearted everyone else may find me to be.
the buzz of the city is thrilling indeed, but i quite enjoy the peace of the country.
_____, dear, you alarm our guests.
it has certainly been a privilege to truly make your acquaintance these past days.
you must know you did nothing wrong.
surely, if _____ were to propose, he’d have done it by now. yes? what if i have missed my chance?
i have bungled this entire affair. and now i feel like a fool.
i knew he would only end up hurting you. come here.
you are the diamond of the season. there is nary a gentleman back in london who does not wish for your hand. you have choices, _____.
you were right. i’ve allowed my doubts to plague me for too long.
you are a fatwit.
you shall all bear witness to my talents!
shh! it’s the middle of the night!
he will be as insufferable now as you.
are you ladies not always writing letters?
funny how distance is no match for memory, is it not?
well, devil if i know.
it is your job to be observant, is it not?
i think we can be of use to one another.
so your feelings are too strong for you now?
all you are doing, _____, is toying with the emotions of an impressionable young lady.
i can assure you, happiness is not your strength. exasperation, perhaps. fixation, most definitely.
the only feeling you are, in fact, capable of engendering, my lord, is that of discontent.
do not tell me what to do!
it is only a bee - ow!
i am unharmed. it was just a bee.
