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dumb thoughts. horny thoughts. sometimes dumb horny thoughts. 35/m. I'm just a big fuzzy guy who likes to build things, grow hot peppers, paint, and occasionally be mean to pretty young women (21+ ).

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I guess I’ll tie cute little knots on my tomatillos if you’re not around..

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I think you like it. and I think a single finger, placed in the right lil spot, is all I need to confirm

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Quick painting I did of my cat on her cute lil window perch

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narrating how hot your butt looks with my best David Attenborough voiceover

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Just a burly dude doing yardwork listening to the girliest pop playlist you’ve ever heard

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whenever I see a hazelnut out in the wild I just think... shouldn't you be nutella?

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On my strawberry arc (cause I’ve picked literally 7lbs of them in the last four days)

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"send me a dirty picture" and it's just me in sweats with a bowl of homemade strawberry ice cream in my lap

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why does "you cute little fuckin idiot" work better than all of the sweetest pet names combined?

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my silly little operant conditioning experiment where I only like/encourage the dirtiest things you send me

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I transplanted some wild blackberries behind my compost bins, and they’re absolutely thriving

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you’re a “light candles all the time” kinda gal

and I’m a “please don’t light candles all the time” kinda guy

it would never work

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I got stung by a bee and that’s kinda fucked up, cause I have a “save the bees” sticker on my water bottle

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