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dumb thoughts. horny thoughts. sometimes dumb horny thoughts. 37/m. I'm just a big fuzzy guy who likes to build things, grow hot peppers, paint, and occasionally be mean to pretty young women (21+ ).

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it’s important to appreciate the little things. find joy where you can.. cause you’re never more than a few mumbled syllables away from having a Creed song stuck in your head

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The garden grows spicier by the day.

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drinking unflavored la croix because I haven't done anything to earn a lime one today

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Hide ya girls, cause I just learned how to make baguettes.

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sometimes it feels like I'm a fajita friday kinda guy living in a taco tuesday kinda world

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You vs. the cucumber she told you not to worry about

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don't act tough with me. I know the sound you make when I put it in

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Daisy Dukes kinda weather

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these mini bell peppers are the cutest things I’ve ever seen.

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hey, you wanna put on a pretty dress and.. idk come over and let me tie you to the railroad tracks or something?

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hanging up from a facetime call "see ya later" - fine "take care of yourself" - a little better "show me your tits real quick, I gotta go." -best

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it’s so sticky out there. I’m sweaty after like 30 minutes. But I got my first pepper of the season (a poblano won the race this year). They grow up so fast.

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"I love how we never fight" ... why would we fight? That pretty little pussy starts to drip any time I'm mean to you.

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I know, at least on paper, you're a smart and respectable young lady. It's just kinda hard to take you seriously when I know how easily I can talk you onto your knees.

I don't need to overpower you, threaten you, raise my voice.. hell, I don't even need to say a word. The right expression and a quick little glance down at my feet is all it would take.

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remember how you used to take your cute little pen and write your crush’s name over and over in your cute little notebook?

we’re going to do that, except you’re going to use your cute little finger to write my name over and over across your cute little clit.. one letter at a time