mandela catalogue fanatic

i like the mandela catalogue a little bit too much// PLEASE DON'T REPOST ANY MEMES HERE WITHOUT CREDIT

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I will make memes for vol 4 I promise

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As a headcanon for volume 333:

The intruder was perhaps made as an imaginary friend by mark heathcliff.

Shown by his Bible, visits to churches, and the writings to god, he can be assumed to have been raised religious. This means, if he was young, he may have seen the best imaginary friend as a guardian angel. Someone who watches over him and keeps him safe.

This could explain why the intruder did not harm him in my opinion. It didn’t seem required to take the form of some kind of angel, but it’s invitation to earth may have come with the caveat of not being able to harm.

This may not be a bad thing for him though. After all, a big source of fear for many is just a presence in the dark. Not hurting them, but overtly malicious.

valid!

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I feel like dumping some random shit that nobody will EVER agree with.

AHEM

I don't think Gabe should be Mark's dad, but rather Cesar's. Some part of me thinks it's sadder for Gabriel to have a mortal son who he has to watch die later on. Plus Cesar's an alternate by the time we see him, so I feel like it makes a little more sense.

THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY RAMBLE!!!1!1!1!

valid!

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woke up to 99+ notifs from this account, thank you guys!

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Thatcher looks like he drinks bud light

[proceeds to never be heard from again /j]

HE DOES BRO

bud light beer bastard, he's one of them man

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Honestly do you think Cesar can fight? I mean imagining Cesar beating the living shit out of an alternate(especially his OWN alternate) is pretty funng

I don't think Cesar can fight, whether it half because he doesn't want to mess up his suit OR he just can't, he will not be 1v1ing any alternate

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i like your page a lot, i am new to tumblr

thank you!

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mandela catalogue memes!

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happy birthday mandela catalogue!

it's been a year since we've been scared to death and shat our pants at alternates, but we can't wait for another year!

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anyone wanna submit any thoughts or headcanons on our new characters from vol 333?

[handbagman]

a story in 3 parts

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LMAO i love this guys art, they make margaret thatcher davis real 

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what’s up tech geeks ????

this is a Dave lee appreciation post

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I LOVE IT

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HEADCANON:

Dave Lee is just Alex Kister disguised as in the mandela catalogue universe or whatever the Mandela County PD was looking for him.

Imagine the same person that put out your warrant comes into your business and asks for help..... I would be so anxious and nervous

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HEADCANON:

Weaver and Davis have been close and worked together frequently but whenever they go out to a bar Davis gets really flirtatious when drunk, and Weaver gets really quiet when drunk, so when he hits on her she knocks him out cold and it's like a weekly thing that whenever he walks back into the PD someone at the front desk will tease him about the slap mark on his face

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ayo rip thatcher amr

RIP my mans thatcher bro he was a good homie

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So my sister doesn't watch TMC but lets me infodump about it to her, and I was explaining 333 to her and when I told her the protagonist's name was Thatcher Davis looked me dead in my eyes and said "Margaret Thatcher Davis" and like. Like how can I watch TMC after that. How.

you should sue your sister, she ruined it for you man

But LMAO MARGARET THATCHER DAVIS EVERYBODY OH BOY

[bitterblackboricua]

he steals children