let me be your guarantee.

You might remember me from this crap show where we sang at the drop of a hat. I'm Hemo, or that girl that was supposed to end up with the other girl from the show, but had two kids with her boyfriend instead. Oops!

[heathermomo]

This is rude.

[heathermomo]

I feel nauseous as hell.

[hobbitishdarren-deactivated2014]

Maybe you have to poop.

[heathermomo]

Ladies don't poop.

[heathermomo]

I feel nauseous as hell.

[quinntana-rps-deactivated201404]

I feel the same. And I AM pregnant. ;)

[heathermomo]

Well, that makes sense.

[heathermomo]

I feel nauseous as hell.

[justgrantgust-deactivated201312]

What if you are pregnant? Will you be yelling at Chord? 

[heathermomo]

I... don't even know what I would do, ha. But, yes, probably.

[heathermomo]

I feel nauseous as hell.

No, I'm not pregnant.

[hobbitishdarren-deactivated2014]

How!?

[hobbitishdarren-deactivated2014]

I’M FINE! IT JUST HURTS, MOM. I’ll pop an aspirin and I’ll be golden.

[heathermomo]

You need more than an aspirin to fix it!

[chordysover]

I don't know why I bother with coffee.

[chordysover]

Oh I know I’m a daddy. I’m just saying it makes me feel more like one when I don’t shave. It makes sense, right?

[heathermomo]

Yeah, I get it. You're the best daddy though.

[hobbitishdarren-deactivated2014]

How!?

How is it possible for my ankle to feel worse? It’s been a week. C’mon, man…

[heathermomo]

Don't make me go all mommy on you.

[heathermomo]

Well.

[ryanspencers]

Well, I’m glad you’re liking Brittany’s change in style. How’re you liking going back to work?

[heathermomo]

I am! I get to spend more time with Chord than I've been able to in a long time, so it's pretty awesome. How about you?

[chordysover]

I don't know why I bother with coffee.

[chordysover]

Nah, its the beard. I can change diapers without a beard and I don’t feel much like a dad. Its a beard thing.

[heathermomo]

So what happens when you shave? Do I have to remind you every second that you're a daddy?

[chordysover]

I don't know why I bother with coffee.

[chordysover]

I feel more like a dad when I let it grow out.

[heathermomo]

I thought changing diapers and rocking your kids to sleep would make you feel the most like a dad.

[heathermomo]

Well.

[ryanspencers]

Yay! I’m sure it’d get pretty old after - what? Four years. That’s a long time to be wearing basically the same exact thing.

[heathermomo]

Yes, it issssss.

[sawlingmark]

HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I TRY TO EAT VEGGIES?

[heathermomo]

I know you.

[heathermomo]

Well.

[quinntana-rps-deactivated201404]

Brittany out of a uniform is so cute!

[heathermomo]

REGULAR CLOTHES, YAY!

[chordysover]

I don't know why I bother with coffee.

[chordysover]

Is that a bad thing?

[heathermomo]

No. I've always liked it.

[chordysover]

I don't know why I bother with coffee.

[chordysover]

Right. Which means less shaving!

[heathermomo]

Yes, which means you're still fuzzy when you kiss me.

[sawlingmark]

I try.

[heathermomo]

Not hard enough.