[ochocolate]

the best of the office (68/?)

[jovan]

[beyonceprivilege-deactivated201]

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,  

[unconditonalove-deactivated2023]

omg im so ugly :/

april fools bitch you thought

[lamontthechef]

😂😂

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

I feel like i need to share this with you, guys.

[marniethedog]

No im not Marnie I’m uhhhh Mermie. Hahahah April fools jk not mermie

[morefunthanb4]

[nightsver-deactivated20180415]

hey you look really cute today

april fools you look cute everyday keep it up 

[ludaprilgate]

[weirdnessisgood]

[kindofsharethat]

me: my symptoms probably don’t mean anything

webMD:

[linrenzo]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tobeyisprochoice]

I support access to safe and legal abortions for anyone, at any time, for any reason. No matter what.

[frankenfemme]

Bernie Sanders might not even make it til Black Friday and y'all talking about 2020 he like 96 today

[artifuls]

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

[notkatniss]

when u work a job together and one of u just misses the point 

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world