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Misplaced Lens Cap
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Jules of Nature
Kaledo Art
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@heavenlybuddy
The Simpsons requests open!
If this wouldn’t be too much, could you please draw my avatar as a Simpsons character (Ref here:https://theheavenlybuddyz.deviantart.com/art/New-ID-742541074) “fangirling” over Louie? I love him so much lol! ^^
The Simpsons is back at it again with the predictions
Okay so I really want an episode of Bob’s Burgers where Tina is actually diagnosed with autism.
Because let’s face it, she’s probably on the spectrum.
Like, let’s assume that maybe one day a doctor of some sort (pediatrics?) comes to the restaurant and after some time there observing the weird family dynamics, casually makes a comment about Bob’s autistic daughter. Bob, of course, is confused at first, then realizing that Doctor is talking about Tina, of course denies it. Because naturally he would, since he believes she isn’t.
Doc: Well, but she’s doing that thing-
Bob: What? Oh, you mean that? That’s just a Tina thing. She does that. Like, yeah, she’s kind of weird, but that’s just what she does.
Doc: Normal kids don’t do that, Bob.
Bob: They don’t?
Doc: No. Of course they don’t. That’s pretty typical behavior for a child with autism. I would know. I’m a doctor. It’s my job to know. I have several autistic patients. I know these things.
So suddenly the family acknowledges, with a measure of shock, that Tina is on the autism spectrum. Bob’s reaction is something like this:
Bob: Oh…my god. Tina, you’re autistic! I can’t believe I never realized that before. Like, of course you are. How did I not see it before this moment right now?
Linda naturally gets upset and becomes worried about her “little baby!”
Louise, of course, knew the whole time and is far from surprised at the diagnosis. Actually, she’s more surprised that no one else figured it out.
Louise: Of COURSE Tina’s autistic! I told you guys, like, forever ago! But no one listens to me apparently, even though I have SOOO much knowledge. I’m just this …OCEAN of knowledge over here! But no one listens to me, noooooo! I know so many things! Especially about Tina.
Gene probably has no idea what autism even is, and probably thinks it’s contagious and starts to freak out. Louise of course plays off his fears.
Gene: Tina, do we need to take you to a hospital? Are you going to DIE??
Louise: What? No, Gene, Tina’s not going to die…although…YOU could. Watch out, Gene, do you realize how contagious autism is? Why are you that close to her, for god’s sake, get away from her! You were so worried about HER dying now YOU might die, Gene! In fact, it’s not even a question in my mind anymore, Gene! You are DEFINITELY going to die. Might as well get your affairs in order.
Gene: *screaming in fear of death by autism*
Tina, poor thing, feeds off the shock and fear of her family and feels all those things but worse.
And of course she’s probably afraid of what the kids at school will say when they find out she’s autistic, especially Jimmy Jr. Turns out, though, that Jimmy Jr. is totally not fazed by it at all.
Jimmy Jr.: I’ve…never had an autishtic friend before. That’sh pretty cool ackshually.
His reaction is a total relief for Tina, who at this point begins to accept her diagnosis and move on.
Meanwhile, Gene is busy at Mort’s picking out the most comfortable coffin for himself, with Louise’s help. Mort thinks it’s a little weird, but decides not to argue. Louise is a little intimidating, after all.
Somewhere towards the end of the episode, though, Teddy makes some offhand comment that goes something like this:
Ted: Wow, you know, Tina’s just not the same since she got autism. Like, she’s suddenly so…AUTISTIC, you know? Like, she keeps doing those…autistic…things…
Bob: What? No. Teddy, what are you talking about? Tina’s exactly the same as she’s always been. She does the same things, and likes the same things, and makes the same weird noises and ohmYGOD. TINA!
Tina: What?
Bob: You’re TINA!
Tina: Yeeeeahhhh……??
Bob: No, I mean, you’re you! You’re the same Tina you’ve always been. Just because we know you’re autistic now, doesn’t make you any different. You’re still the same person you always were before, we just…have a word for it now. No, that’s not true either. We’ve always had a word for it. And that word is TINA!
And basically everyone ends up happy and accepting of Tina’s new status on the autism spectrum, and realizes that she’s exactly the same person she always was.
Also, Gene charges the cost of a coffin to the restaurant.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! HEAD-CANON ACCEPTED!
Ah! This nearly brought me to tears! This makes me so happy :)
Fictional Girl Band Week!
The Pretty Pretty Princesses (Mighty B)
I hadn’t even heard of this show until my friend Molly swooped in with a last-minute suggestion. I now feel my life has been improved immeasurably.
The episode We’ve Got the Bee sees batshit crazy protagonist Bessie long to join her local rock idols, The Pretty Pretty Princesses, after being entranced by their hit song Riding With the Rainbow Unicorns. This song is incredible, so I can understand her obsession.
Anyway, they don’t want her, mainly because lead singer Portia is mean, but also because Bessie displays no sort of musical prowess. But, like a true riot grrrl, Bessie’s enthusiasm wins out over such trivial practicalities, and soon she becomes a drumming demon with the help of Rocky and his band the Integritones.
But fear not! Bessie eventually lives her dream and joins the Princesses on stage after Penny faints at the sight of the audience, replacing Penny’s meek triangle playing with her own wild percussion.
I've always preferred Josh to Jimmy Jr. I don't see too much fan art of the ship, so I thought I might as well pitch in :) Looks like Tina did find that "dairy fairy"...
I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE :)))))
HE HAS A C H I N
My Tina Belcher painting! I'm just starting to paint, and I think I'm improving pretty quickly! <3
“i really hope starco doesn’t become canon. nothing against starco shippers, you can ship what you want, but their relationship reads 100% platonic to me and it’s so nice to see a m/f friendship that isn’t turned into a romance. i just want them to be super cool supportive best friends the rest of their lives. that’d be rad”
- Anonymous
KEVIN SMITH: It costs nothing to encourage an artist
IMPORTANT
Art is important, because:
I just realized how much I miss Chef.
It’s been five years since The Return of Chef, but I just now realize how much I miss him.
It’s almost painful to realize it - to suddenly notice, in the middle of an episode, that he’s not one of the massive crowd. He belonged in 200/201, don’t you think? But he wasn’t there. He couldn’t be there.
Isaac Hayes' Scientologist friends pressured him to leave, and he did, and after that… he died. I mean, losing Chef was hard enough, but his voice actor dying too… it’s more final than most character deaths. More real.
Kyle’s speech at the end of The Return of Chef summed it all up pretty well… how none of it was really his fault and he needed to be remembered for who he was. And now, now that’s all I can think of. He was such a nice man. He was essentially the only sane person on the show, if you don’t count Stan (Kenny is debateable, Kyle is not completely sane, and let’s not even touch Cartman or Butters). It’s like… he was just such a good character. He was believeable, and funny, and loveable, and just… amazing.
I mean, really, I can’t think of anything more touching than the relationship between that man and those four boys. They always had someone to go to. Even when he didn’t want to tell them about what they were asking, he was still there. He always seemed to have the most distinct sense of what was right and what was wrong. Sure, he had his stupid/uncaring/“nanners” moments, but at heart he was still one of the nicest and smarted characters on the show.
I just… really miss the guy. I love Randy, Sharon, Sheila, Gerald, and Liane… but none of the current adult characters could hope to even come close to what Chef was.
How about instead of having Sheila be homophobic if Kyle was gay, she was instead incredibly supportive of him to the point she’d go into full mama-bear mode if she were to even suspect that Kyle was being being treated like shit for his sexuality.
Guess what movie I saw today and loved to bits.
Here’s quick fanart for Trolls! What a cute movie! Love it! :D
Ben Folds - Family of Me
heres a peach!! i love her so much
