Chesed to Meet You

Give me Coffee or I retire

[chesedbuttslut]

can't belive all dnd kobolds are actlly overgrown sea horses

[chesedbuttslut]

[chesedbuttslut]

golly gee willikers mayor lady, thank you so much for spending the city's budget on changing all the traffic lights instead of trying to fix the homeless crisis. Whats that? You are now fucking off to run with the fascist party for state governor? Oh well, you have fun

[chesedbuttslut]

that time I was at a market fair and spent like 20 bucks on some godawful rice soup and it was so ass that when a news guy recording the event came and asked for an interview about what I thought of the food I had a solid 5 minutes of staring at the unfinished rice, trying to come up with anything good thing I could say about it and since I couldn't I just turned around and walked away

[chesedbuttslut]

there's a couple doing yoga ON TOP of the workout benches, yall could do that shi literally anywhere else

[chesedbuttslut]

the gym instructor lady decided to help me at leg day, I didn't want her to think I was slacking off so I did like twice as much stuff as I normally do now my legs are burning please put me down

[chesedbuttslut]

the Falklands debacle makes a lot more sense when you realize Argentina is the England of the Americas

[sparklenaut]

I cannot believe it worked

[sayakube]

LMAO Amazing 🤣

[meruruken]

you're breaking my heart ojousama...

[chesedbuttslut]

evil has won

[chesedbuttslut]

just saw a photo right before I entered college and the light in the eyes is straight up gone

[chesedbuttslut]

I wish they would just smash my brains with hammers instead of just standing there staring at me while imagining it

[chesedbuttslut]

every day I am still alive is another this bitch is in shambles

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[chesedbuttslut]

if I chug down enough caffeine maybe I can tap into the primordial lawyer knowledge passed down generation to generation

[chesedbuttslut]

you can feel the hatred in this uber driver everytime he turns the steering wheel, it's beautiful

[chesedbuttslut]

he blew though a bunch of red lights and is tailgating an old lady, a man after my own heart

[chesedbuttslut]

he was about to Tokyo drift but had to slow down thanks to a 2004 Nissan march, what a travesty