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[usbghost-blog]

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

[fuzzycricket]

that’s because we actually need bees

[nelaime-deactivated20210509]

2019, pls hurt me less this time 

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[justanotherboringsstuff-deactiv]

Fuck you

[soundsofmyuniverse]

Look at this place: half-eaten food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families.

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[izzymalec]

who wants to live forever?

[canardroublard]

has this been done before or…?

[borbamenasmoved]

duality

[borbamenasmoved]

the surgery was a success.. the boy is complete

[vidadepostureo-deactivated20190]

Audio please 🔉

[armedandgayngerous]

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

[marauders4evr]

Do you know who doesn’t get enough love from the Harry Potter fandom?

Madam Poppy BAMF Poppy

Escorted a teenage werewolf to a deadly tree each month.

Took care of that teenage werewolf after every full moon and you know that she probably fussed over him and mothered him and gave him a bunch of chocolate.

Literally didn’t question things.

This boy has a bite that’s turning green and he says is from a dog? Okay.

This girl is half-cat? Alright

Had to put up with Harry’s excessive injuries each year.

Took care of and cured a bunch of petrified students.

Didn’t put up with Malfoy’s crap.

LITERALLY YELLED AT DUMBLEDORE!

YELLED AT THE MINISTER OF MAGIC!

KICKED DUMBLEDORE AND THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT!!!

Was the one who took care of Cedric Diggory’s corpse.

Refused to resign under Umbridge’s regime because she was afraid of what would happen to the students.

Took care of everyone during the battle in HBP.

Fought in the Battle of Hogwarts and tended to the wounded/dead.

Probably had to deal with hundreds of students who misused the Engorgio Charm.

Madam Pomfrey deserves your love and respect.

[egberts]

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

[crowkay-deactivated20181222]

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

[egberts]

[magsalecs]

Magnus looking at Alec, while Alec does not realize. (｡♥‿♥｡)

[hafael-archive]

I just wish we met the way normal people meet…

[fanonical]

tag yourself i’m ron weasley being generally bad at spells

[lalalandlala123-deactivated2021]

I’m Ron Weasley breaking Gamp’s law of elemental transfiguration at age 15.

[exolovelovelove-deactivated2024]

I’m Ron Weasley non-verbally making the Great Hall snow as I feel sad and guilty for what I did to Lavender. Possibly breaking some wards in the process.

[vivithefolle]

I’m Ron Weasley casting a Wingardium Leviosa that makes a heavy-ass club fly twelve feet in the air and falling back with enough force to kock out a full-grown mountain troll in a single hit.

[divagonzo]

I’m Ron Weasley walking into the Forbidden Forest with my Best Mate facing my worst fear (at the time) because they needed me.

[lytefoot]

I’m Ron Weasley holding up the rear and taking a curse for Ginny and Luna at the Department of Mysteries.

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[workoutinpink]

[sonoanthony]

#CLOCKED

[blackhipsteraesthetic]

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

[onlyblackgirl]

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.