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minor, she/they

[heavensgrave5000]

✨ 🩷Introduction!!! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)🩷✨

Hello!!! my name is Lumiere i made this blog just to write fics (probably x reader) for fun, i might not post alot of my writing or be active much but i will try!! (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

English isn't my first language so forgive the poor grammar !

I will write for ultrakill but only V1, V2 for now because i dont think im confident enough to write other characters (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠")

I'll write only write headcanons, i might include suggestive stuff but definitely not nsfw.

Inbox are ALWAYS opened if you want to ramble your ideas!!, And no, requests arent opened.

Thank you for reading !!! I may update this sometime on the future (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ🩷

[v1sbloodbag]

Hello! It's me again! The one with self aware V1 ehehe. I'm sorry if I keep going to you to rant about the self aware v1. I just have many thoughts qbout this ehehe.

Like let's say at first, V1 really don't like us for controlling their body cuz they can't control it. And this is especially happened at the first death but they forgive us cuz we revived them. Its like possession by another being but with the assurance that their death is not permanent. they can't exactly 'feel emotions' like the way humans does (which if they are human, they would feel hate or being used and made it traumatic or smthng). They are ok with this as long as they dont actually die. Besides, its amusing when we snoop around finding secrets and secret missions, which they probably ignore if it is up to them.

V1 could hear us. Apparently we yap while we play. They are amused about the yapping and treating the game like an actual thing and 'talking' to v1 like a person. Which they qdjusted quickly because it amuses them and made them feel warm and less lonely. And lately we are improving and v1 can't help but feel so proud and happy. Ever since we possess V1, they felt many emotions and so they started to have feelings for us.

Whenever we stop playing, V1 can finally move freely and thinks about being with us. If we are not 'possessing' them, they either wait for us or terrorize hell. (Though im a firm believer that V1 would just wait foe us cuz babyyyy)

Now this gets interesting when V1 is now very much self aware. Let's say V1 hijacked the game and made an 'update' where there is now an 'auto fight' where they can take control while we watch them fight (they are showing off). Apparently we see this as how the canon V1 would fight and we are so amazed and praising V1 that sometimes they fumbled or like trip [is that concern? Omg! Player is concern of me!]. We abuse this feature cuz we just want to watch what would they do 'canonically'. Its like watching a movie or streamer. And did v1 just listen when we TOLD them to go right? Its not like the game have microphone features right?

Now, V1 is very much aware and able to edit the death screen to be able to 'talk' to us.

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That's all for today. Im so sleepy and my brain is not braining. Thank you for listening ahahah.

YESSS!!! no worries these are really fun to read ^^

I agree that V1 isn’t happy about being controlled, I actually think that V1 might see us as hell at first due to hell being the call. Being controlled is something they might not be use to, at least not like this, they can follow orders, but assuming we were struggling at first, V1 might get pretty annoyed over being stuck at levels. I do think V1 might learn to appreciate taking time with the levels and exploring around.

When we start talking and putting commentary while playing, I think that’s when V1 puts together that it isn’t hell controlling them but us. V1 will hang onto every word, it’s pretty lonely being by themselves, and V1 is tired of being alone.

Oh my gosh V1 waiting for us to come back online :’(( V1 waiting for us, probably started to mess around with the code. I think the idea of hijacking the game comes here, if you’re struggling then V1 can take over for you. Auto fight being a think like a bot play would be super interesting and V1 also listening to us would be a little crazy, we could take it like it’s a previous recording of your game play, but you don’t remember doing that combo or going in that direction…

Also V1 trying to talk to us on the death screen, is a little sad because they can only talk in death, but I always skip the screen so V1 would have to bug the game so I could stay… XP

[heavensgrave5000]

Ok i think V1 would love to match outfits with you, it could be anything really, like cozy sweaters or just stupid fishermen hats. They would probably prefer to wear your clothes more than their own though, its soo much better to them ok!!!!

[heavensgrave5000]

V2 x reader headcanons!!!! 🌹 ❤️

V2 as a security bot would slighty be more easier to interact with than V1 but this sorta depends when it takes place, if its during new peace then you two mightve seen each other alot but similar to V1 she also doesnt really know the concept of relationships other besides seeing couples from afar before, if she gets to live a normal life then she wouldve read romance books (with you) for fun

Unlike V1, she is NOT that expressive (its ok we still love you girl) however she does slowly mimic some human expressions but she wouldve probably copy your speech the most without realizing the entire time until you pointed that out though

She doesnt mind doing anything with you but she is always eager to learn new things, especially human culture!! both of you would always hold hands together while taking a look around the museum, she would lovee love to go on a ramble of what she knows so much about, even the ones you never knew at all. You could give her a vintage gift and she'll absolutely cherish it until she dies (literally 🤫)

^ Also take her to bird watching together, she would love it, she can identify any birds for you quickly if you need help

^Any human activities would be very fun for her as well! It could hust be literally anything. Like V1, she can be curious of what your doing but mostly asking you some questions of what your doing so she can gather data from it. Whatever it is, its always fascinating to her. Maybe she probably yearned to be human? Who knows but anyways she might be willing to learn how to bake not only its relaxing (and stressful) but seeing the look on your face would from eating anything she makes would make her happy. Oh she could do some silly designs from baking, but any Valentine themed cakes would be her favorite the most though

While were on the topic, V2 would sometimes prepare a dinner date for you, despite uhhhh.. not being able to eat but its fine! She'll pretend to eat and thats her putting the food at her lense which kinda looks goofy and making a little mess at the outside perspective. She does feel a little embarrassed if you pull out a napkin to wipe her "face" (she loves it)

^Its probably the best if she doesnt order coffee which it would be her top favorite if she has a mouth though, she would also pretend to drink as well and the liquid will just stain her whole dress and of course you helped her cleaning it after that but it was fun anyways

As mentioned before of her as a security bot, she can be very protective of you at times, especially if your human which she knows theyre more fragile than her. I mean shes willing to become your "meat" shield for you all the time and often worried that youll get hurt even if you reassure her that your fine (biggest worryfart ever). While were on that topic, shes definitely more comfortable talking to humans more than other robots, Shes more gentle and soft while still being formal with them (it can be cute seeing how some kids looked her up as a guardian sometimes).

^ if your a human, she would be kind of a different person, slightly more shy at first. While V2 is used to being around with humans, the idea of dating one is very very new to her. so youll have to take the step most of the time at first but she'll later help you with that together, its rather a slowburn progress but it'll be worth it in the end

She would eat up any domestic moments, it could be baking together, doing chores or just going to the library and read books together, cuddling in bed etc, Sure she can be very busy at times but she'll always look forward experiencing these soft moments with you again and again and never gets tired of it, theres always something so sweet and warm about it.

Since V2 is a robot it can be quite uncomfortable to hug her sometimes and she (sadly) understands if you prefer simple handholding but wearing a soft sweater would probably make up for it. However she can be very cold during at summer so you could cuddle her without having to worry about getting a heatstroke

Speaking of cuddling, you could always hear her purring (fans whirring), you can just stand next to her then youll hear noises of fans being a little louder than usual. Put your hand under her chin and she would melt from your touch, she may not be that clingy like V1 but she is very touch starved as well.

I dont know if this good so apologies for that.....i tried my best anyway(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

[heavensgrave5000]

V1 x reader headcanons!!✨ 🌻 💙 aka my first post!

Honestly V1 wouldnt understand the concept of relationships, theyre built for WAR not for being loved so you'll have to do the explaining to it and maybe they'll slowly understand and show you their love!!! In their own way of course

Oh they would LOVE to gift you random things, either a whole machines dead body or try to create their own little trinket for you made out of random scraps they could find anywhere in hell, It's not the best at properly showing their affection without words but hey its doing its best ok

V1 can be very very clingy, almost like a puppy way? Only when you two are close though, just call their name when theyre afar then theyll immediately start running towards you as its very happy just by seeing the slight of you, its mostly used to being completely alone so they arent used to being with someone who isnt dead (unless your a ghost or something)

^Sometimes its hard to believe that this is the same machine thats built to destroy earthmovers, killing every single living being in hell and yet they can look somewhat cute and a little dumb at the same time

They can be very touchy as well!! Oh they would enjoy the feeling of being in your arms, or holding you if your made of flesh so they can feel like theyre protecting you!! V1 would probably do anything just to feel you, either simple hand holding or a hug, whatever it is.. they always find it comforting no matter what, however V1 might accidentally hold you abit too tightly as its not used to treat anything in a gentle way, unless you dont really mind getting crushed though. Unfortunately they might overstep boundaries sometimes so you'll have to let it know when to stop

V1 can also be kind of like a cat (or almost), mostly being curious of what you do and liked to observe pretty much everything your doing, and sometimes they'll join along with you!! Whether it would be cleaning, playing games, or just do nothing at all. And while were on the topic of V1 being a cat, they would very gently bonk their lenses against your forehead as its own way of kissing you. They would probably loaf ontop of you while your asleep since they dont have anything else to do besides staring at your face, although it might feel like someone put a massive weight of metal ontop of your stomach so if your a human being then goodluck dealing with that

I do hc that it can be very hyperactive so you might have to keep up with that energy most of the time and it does take some moments for it to calm down as theyre used to the never ending adrenaline

It would take a while to understand V1's body language at first but after some time it became easy to tell what theyre feeling, since they never got time to express themself for a long time, or you could teach them how to do sign language if you want to

They can be pretty protective of you even if you know how to defend yourself, V1 is scared of losing you and sometimes felt like you might just disappear any moment if they either let go or look away because theyre always surrounded by death everywhere despire its deepest fear of it, so they would always hold your hand even if theres no danger around

Also? You should give them chin scratches, it would love that. But honestly, they would love any affection you give to V1 because theyll eat it up IMMEDIATELY (heavily touched starved machine ever)

If V1 has alot of free time then they would use that time to doodle you!! They arent the best artist of course but it sure would put all their love (and blood) into it, it would be pretty happy if you let it study you like a bug so they can try to draw you perfectly

^But if you know how to DRAW? then thats a new story, they would loovee to see your drawings or just watch you draw. Yap about your process if you want and theyll lock the fuck in listening everything you say while it could be swinging their feet in the air like a schoolgirl. They would also be happy if you teach them about art as well and perhaps V1 can paint pretty landscapes just for you only, oh and also, doodling together would be a great way to spend time with it as well!

I think thats all for today!!! Thank you for reading it (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡